Chapter 13

“Rona - Jennifer here. Yes, I’m on Ian’s phone and he wants you and Elaina to locate as many as six more of your sexy Mexican friends, all with no commitments, who are willing to fly back to Jackson with us and become hostesses on The Easy Way jet taxi service ... Yes, six more besides the first two friends you were telling us about...

“Those two are already on the way to meet you? Great, now we need six more, if you and Elaina have that many young friends with no commitments, who are willing to fly for us as hostesses...

“OH REALLY? Call them as soon as we get off the phone. Tell each of them we will put them on the payroll today, as soon as they get here, and they need to come here with you, naked and prepared to fly back with us...

“Ian, those two are on top of it already. The first two they contacted, jumped at the offer, and they’re already on their way to the airport to join them.

“She also told me about a group of eight soccer cheerleaders who graduated with her and Elaina’s class. She’s going to call them now, and call me back as soon as she contacts them. She told me too, that her Papa is back, and they now have both of the twelve-passenger SUVs, so they can bring all our friends, and their friends back with them.”

“Don’t you need to wait for her to call back, before you call your friend in Nashville?”

“Yes, I’ll give her a few minutes. She told me that those girls have a cleaning service and they’re in business together, with two cleaning teams. There are eight of them, so I told her to bring all of them if they want a job with a future. I’m sure we can find something for all of them to do until we can get more air taxis up and flying.”

“You love this as much as I do, don’t you?”

“I just love being with you like this. You inspire all of us with your quick thinking and the way you put your ideas and plans together. And yes, the more we get into this, the more excited I am about it...

“Have you thought about a place for our home office?”

“There were two empty buildings at the airport back home, last time I was out there. If we can get our hands on them, with a long term lease, I’d like to have our office there, right in the middle of it all...

“I’ve been thinking about how our employee numbers are adding up too. Since I now own the vacant lots on either side of my home, I may ask the building commissioner if it’s okay to build a dormitory for nothing but our single female employees.

“We’re already nearing capacity for sleeping arrangements in my home, but I want all of our hostesses and female pilots to have a place to call home, close by, with no living expenses and no hassle from the outside during their time off.”

“I love your idea and I’m sure all the single females will go for that too...

“Uh Oh, she’s calling back. I hope we have at last a dozen of them when we leave Texas...

“Rona?”

’Yes it’s me, and I have some really great news. There will be a full SUV of twelve crazy-ass, naked Mexican girls when we come back to our hideaway. You can tell Ian for me, each of them are on the pill and each of the new ones swear they are virgins’

“I’m sitting here on his lap naked, and he heard what you said. You should see his smile ... He wants to know if any of our other friends have arrived?”

’I just saw someone get off a jet, and if that girl is Rachel, I want some of her sexy ass too ... Elaina told me we have two more small jets coming down now, so maybe we will have more of your group coming in. We will call you when we have all of them loaded and start back.’

“We are so proud of you and Elaina. Be sure you have Jackie’s Mom - Janine Weston, and her friend - Christine Baker with you. Be careful coming back. We’ll plan a big beach party to celebrate when you get here.”

She kissed me then called her friend in Nashville.

“Yes, I’m Jennifer Easy and I’m calling for Patricia Carter ... Okay, I’ll hold.”

“They’re switching me to her cellphone.”

’Patricia!’

“Patricia, Jennifer Rogers here. I’ll soon be Ian Easy’s wife and he wanted me call and ask if you may know of a female pilot who would fly for us, based in Jackson.”

’Jennifer, I remember you ... and everyone in the business world knows of Ian and Reybern Easy. When will you and Ian marry? Are you still on the beach?’

“Yes, and we plan to have a nude wedding as soon as his brother Reybern, and his bride-to-be Lisa Beckett get here. I wish there was a way you could be here with us. You would fit right in with our crowd.”

’My cellphone is on speaker and Daddy is laughing at us, he just told me that this Gulfstream 550 is ready for takeoff, if I want to leave now...

’WAIT! Daddy looked it up and I’m about two hours air time from Brownsville, in this Gulfstream.’

“Then get your butt in the cockpit and we’ll have someone waiting to pick you up as soon as you’re on the ground.”

’I’ll have to run home and get my clothes.’

“You won’t need them! If you need to cover your butt while we’re here, you can wear one of my bikinis, but I need to tell you, we plan to stay naked the whole six weeks we’re here.”

’NO WAY! REALLY JENNIFER?’

“Yes, and you’re wasting time. Hurry Patricia, we have lots of naked hugs waiting for you. Tell your daddy you’ll see him in about a month, maybe.”

’He’s laughing at us again, and shooing me toward the door.’

“Call me back when you’re in the air. We have three vehicles at Brownsville Airport now, waiting to bring more of our family and friends here. I’ll call our guides back and tell them you will be there in less than two hours, and they need to have one of the vehicles waiting for you.”

’Jennifer, you have me so excited, I’ll have to run pee before I get on that plane. Thank You - Thank You - Thank You. You’ll never know how much I need this break.’

As soon as she ended the call, I told her, “You better call Rona or Elaina back now, and tell one of them to wait there with their SUV.”

...”Elaina! I am so glad you answered. Are you still at the airport? Good, we will have one more pilot flying in with a big jet and she will be there in about two hours. One of you will need to wait for her.

“One more thing we forgot. We’re going to need another tent, drinks, water, and beer too. While you wait for that last plane, please use Ian’s debit card and get us a tent that will sleep ten or twelve, so we’ll have plenty of room. We’ll need more food too, so get enough to last a few days, and we’ll sit down and make a list before you and Rona come back for more.”

’Okay, but Papa is still here with the nine passenger SUV, so I’ll ask him if we can use that one too. If we can, I’ll stay here and let my good friend Ophelia drive my SUV so she can follow Rona.’

“That will make it even better, you and Rona work it out, just be sure to bring Patricia Carter here pronto. She’s lots of fun, and you need to strip, then tell her she will have to be naked too, before she gets in your SUV.”

’Jennifer, please tell me that we can play that same crazy game with you and Ian when we bring all our sexy girlfriends back with us. We used to play the game all the time, but we never did get to play all the way naked like we do with you and Ian ... Wait, Wait! Here comes two tall ladies from the parking lot. They are carrying small bags and wearing t-shirts and shorts. Let me meet them and I’ll call you back... ‘

“Maybe that will be Janine Weston and Christine Baker. They should be there by now.”

“You get the phone if she calls back, I need to run over here and pee on this rock.”

“Ian here ... Elaina? Are you there?”

’No, this isn’t Elaina, this is Janine Weston. Elaina told me that either you or Jennifer would answer - and I was hoping it would be you.’

“Janine! I’m so glad you and Christine made it to the airport already. Elaina told me we would have two SUVs leaving there soon. I want you and Christine to have your sexy butts in one of them. I’ve waited long enough to meet both of you.”

’She just pointed us toward the SUVs that are waiting ... now she tells us we’ll have to be naked to ride with them. You can get your sexy ass ready too Mr. Easy, because Christine and I will be naked and ready to ride your naked ass as soon as we get there.’

“Both of you better be ready to ride, because Jackie and I have already made plans to ride both your sexy asses.”

’Hold on, here’s Elaina again.’

’Ian, are you there?’

“I’m still here Elaina.”

’Your tall handsome brother and his beautiful bride just arrived. We will have them in one of the SUVs leaving now ... Okay, he just told me that he talked to someone by the name of Rogers, and he will be here within one hour with his friend from Jackson. They can ride back with me and the rest of our naked friends.’

“Just be careful and make sure you have all our friends when you leave there with the new pilot ... Patricia Carter is her name. She should be the last one arriving and she will be on a much larger jet...

“Wait ... Jennifer said to tell Patricia that she will have to strip too, like you and the rest of them.”

’Rona and I are having the most fun we have ever had, and we love getting paid to be naked with all your friends’

Patricia called us back on my phone when she was in the air and Jennifer asked if she knew of more female pilots back home we can interview for a job.

’I hope I wasn’t out of line when I called my roommate and told her where I’m going. She’s a pilot too, and when she asked if she could fly with me, I told her to meet me at the airport and don’t worry about packing.’

“And she’s with you now?”

’Yes. Alex and I were roommates in college and we took our pilot training together during college. She flies for us now, but when I told her about you and Ian starting a new charter service, and you’ve invited me to spend at least a month with you on a nude beach, she came with me.’

“Ian said if you’ll vouch for her, tell her she has a new job waiting for her, if she wants it.”

’Just like that? Ask Ian if he will hire me sight unseen - just like that.’

“His speaker is on and he’s counting on his fingers how many new pilots we have, including you ... We’re counting on you to help us line up even more pilots, and jets too.”

’Tell me how many, so Alex and I can start a list as we fly.’

“Pat - Alex ... this is Ian. Welcome to The Easy Way. I haven’t discussed this with our other investors, but my plan is, we start-up by September One, with twenty jets. By Thanksgiving, I want to double that. If you think we need two pilots in all our jets, we need to plan for that too. You know the business better than me, is that doable?”