Preface

This is a memoir.

I’m not going to insult your intelligence by suggesting this is a historically accurate recounting of my life. Obviously I can’t remember every encounter minute-by-minute. However, I have a really good memory and I do remember the broad strokes, and as you read you will see that there are some profoundly life-changing moments that left such a huge impression on me that I recall them with complete clarity.

I also kept journals for many years because I did plan on writing this eventually. So, what I’ve done is highlight the broad strokes (please forgive the pun) and fill in the details with what I know I would have done at the time. This is meant to be a light read, so I didn’t dwell too much on the inevitable broken hearts and hurt feelings that are part of the human experience.

But before we get to the good stuff, I want to clarify a few things.

First, and it will become very obvious when you start reading, is yes, I’m a sex addict. There are long time spans in my life where I was completely consumed with satisfying my very selfish need for validation through physical relationships to the point that it affected my career and personal relationships. I am not proud of this, but this book is meant to highlight the best parts of the worst part of me. So, I’m not going to dive into the shallow pool of my psychological issues because they are easily understood by anyone who grew up in a household devoid of family attention and affection. I was the classic unsupervised kid whose only real interaction with my parents was when they were angry and yelling at me because they had suddenly been reminded they had a kid due to some stupid thing I had done that required their attention. But enough of that.

Second, I will happily admit that I am not the best looking guy in the world. However, I learned early to minimize my shortcomings and focus on my strengths. In my case, my biggest shortcoming is that I have an “okay” looking face. I have been told I am “handsome” many times over my life, and I’ll leave it to you to decide what kind of person you’d describe as “handsome”. My strengths are that I’m quite tall, but not freakishly so. I also have good genetics and my body responds very favorably to weight training and exercise. So when you read these, be aware that most people were with me because of how I look from the neck down.

Third, I have sanitized the descriptions of sex in the book to enhance the entertainment experience. And, there is a lot of anal sex in here and it may seem like it was a common occurrence in my life, but the opposite is true. The anal sex I’ve described here represents about 75% of how many times I experienced it in real life. So, not that often. Also, anal sex requires a great deal of care and patience and one should always practice it safely. You will notice my early experiences were unprotected, and that’s because we didn’t know any better. Later on in life I smartened up. Finally, anal sex can be messy and I’ve left out the mishaps, surprises, and any other unpleasantries in the name of keeping things sexy. I have tried to focus on the good stuff and minimize the not-so-good stuff.

Fourth, you will see that I repeatedly make reference to the fact that I produce huge amounts of semen in these stories. This is my one true talent. I have read that the average amount is a tablespoon or two, and in my experience most guys are in that range. I’ve never measured, but if I had to guess I would say my range is five to ten times that much, with the higher end being in my younger years. It has been a source of amusement, delight, and disgust throughout my life depending who you ask.