Chapter 9

“My sex life’s been pretty weird this week.”

My name’s Wade. My Dad died, and I spent the next two weeks watching non-stop porn videos online, losing myself in Internet depravity until I was offered the Power of Porn. Now, the most bizarre sexual situations happen to me, as if I was living in a porno!

In one of those porn scenarios, a shoplifter fucked me so that I wouldn’t call the cops on her. A couple days later, she found me and asked me out! We went to her place and had sex on her couch, but then her Mom jumped me as well.

In post-orgasmic euphoria, Piper and I remained on the couch for a bit, getting to know each other. She loved pumpkin spice lattes, but I thought they tasted like Hallowe’en threw up in my mouth. She loved the ‘gram and the ‘tok, but I never really got into that stuff. However, what we did agree on was that superhero movies were cool, Deadpool especially*. There was potential.

* I like to think that I was named after him, but I know that it was actually a great-uncle.

“I can’t believe my Mom just mounted you right next to me,” she commented, shaking her head, “even if she thought I was asleep.”

“My sex life’s been pretty weird this week.”

She narrowed her eyes. “Such as fucking a shoplifter ... anything else?”

I was pretty sure that I shouldn’t mention the Power of Porn ... either Piper would think that I was crazy, or maybe this dream would end if I explained it. “A guy’s gotta have some secrets. You wanna go for a walk?”

Piper changed her stockings for some that weren’t sperm-soaked, and then we went out. On the walk, she pointed out her old elementary school, as well as the house of her last boyfriend, who had taken her virginity. He’d moved on to university across the country, she said.

A few minutes and a block later, the porn tune sounded: Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

I stopped. “Shit.”

Piper turned to me. “What?”

That sound had been directional, and seemed to come from the church that we were in front of. I headed toward the building and saw a sign indicating that it was for the Deschanel-Foley wedding. Why did the name Foley seem familiar?

“Wade?”

I turned back to Piper. “You may want to go home ... I have something I have to do here.” I knew I didn’t have to enter the porn scenario, but every single one of them had been amazing, and I wasn’t about to turn one down. Then I considered: Did I have to? Was my mind being influenced? I almost turned around.

“I’ll keep hanging out, if that’s okay.” Piper gave me a worry-free smile.

“You’re not the jealous type, are you?”

She tilted her head. “You just fucked my Mom.”

“Right ... okay, c’mon, but things might get a bit weird.” I headed into the church, which only had a few people present ... it looked like the ceremony wasn’t due to start for a bit.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Another directional tune ... that had come from a side stairwell. I headed up and then down a hall of doors.

The tune sounded again from behind one of the doors. I stopped before it and knocked.

“Come in!” called a female voice.

I stepped into the room and stopped dead. There, in a gorgeous flowing white wedding dress, was my last year English teacher. “Miss Foley?”

She turned to regard me. “Wade? What are you doing here?”

“I ... um...” I tried to push the door closed behind me, but it didn’t latch. “Miss Foley...”

She was a vision. I had such a crush on her the previous year, with her intelligence, womanly proportions, and her stylish bob of blonde-streaked brown hair. I realized that she had similar looks to the porn starlet Cadey Mercury.

“Oh God...” she said, her face stricken, “you know, don’t you? You’re here to stop me from getting married.”

I blinked. Know?

She quickly closed the distance between us and grabbed the front of my shirt. “It’s my wedding day, Wade ... this isn’t fair! Why now?”

I was really missing something here. “Um...”

She pulled me into a passionate kiss and I took only a moment to gracefully recover and return her fervor. My arms surrounded her waist and pulled her close.

She broke the kiss. “Once you were no longer my student, I dreamed of just calling you up, but I didn’t know what to say... ‘I have a crush on you?’ ‘I want to make love with you all day?’”

“Um...”

She dropped to her knees. “I can’t let this opportunity go to waste ... I’m not married yet!” She quickly unzipped my jeans and pulled my suddenly hard cock into her mouth.

I gasped, and heard another, fainter gasp from the slightly open door. Piper was watching from the hallway! I wanted to put my hands on Miss Foley’s head, but that would have messed up her headpiece and hairdo, and those looked like they had taken forever to get just right.

Miss Foley pulled off of my cock. “I’m not calling off the wedding, but I do want to kiss my new husband with the taste of your cum in my mouth, Wade. Ohm.” Then she surrounded my cock with her lips again.

She was actually not as good as my stepmother at blowjobs, but it felt fantastic anyway. Still... “Miss Foley, you said you wanted to make love with me?”

She pulled back and gazed at my raging hardon. “Ohh, I shouldn’t, but...” She got up and shimmied out of the skirt part of her gown, leaving her in white garters, stockings, and underwear, as well as her bustier, before bending over her makeup table. She pulled the gusset of her panties aside and looked back at me with lust. “Please, Wade...”

I moved up behind her, caressed her shapely asscheeks -- fantastic! -- and then knelt to lap at her trimmed pussy. I heard her moan as my tongue slipped into her warm tunnel. After a minute or so of preparation, I stood back up and slotted the head of my 7 incher between those now very wet pussy lips. Looking over at Piper’s wide-open eyes peering through the slightly open doorway, I pushed my erection into my teacher’s love furnace.

“Ohh fuuuck!” she moaned. “You’re bigger than my fiance...”

I looked up and could see Miss Foley staring back at me in the mirror as I penetrated her hot, wet insides. She was wearing a strapless top, so I reached forward and flipped the fabric down, causing her C-cup breasts to spill out into my hands. My cock bottomed out inside her before I pulled back to thrust into her again and again.

“Yeeesss...” she moaned. “So hot...”

I fucked her for several minutes before I heard voices outside of the room. Then I heard Piper call out from the door, “Fifteen minutes, Miss Foley!”

“Oh God, stop, Wade,” she urged me, and I pulled out. I thought that she was going to suck me off, but then she lay back on a settee, her legs spread. “You have to be quick,” she urged me as she pulled her panties aside again, and I easily slipped my member back inside her.

A couple minutes later, she said, “Wade, I want ... uhh ... to feel your cum inside me as I walk down the aisle ... huhh...”

I thought that she meant in her stomach, and I started to pull out to finish in her mouth, but then her stocking-clad legs wrapped themselves around me.

“In me ... in mee...” she moaned as I felt her vagina squeeze me.

Realizing that she wanted a creampie and I had no choice, my orgasm suddenly exploded from my loins. “UNHH! Ohh, Miss Foley...” I cried out as my cum raced up my shaft and inundated the unprotected insides of my old teacher. “OHH! Fuucckk...”

“Gaaahd!” she cried out as I felt her pussy rippling along my cock as she came, urging more of my sperm to penetrate her depths. Spurt after spurt of my seed was injected deep within her.

Finally, I collapsed upon her, breathing heavily. “Good boy...” she murmured. Why were all these older women calling me a good boy?

I pulled out carefully and Miss Foley pulled her panties back in place to confine my load within her sexy body. “Thank you, Wade, but you should go so that I can get ready. Hello, Miss, I hope you enjoyed the show.” She waved at Piper peering through the door and then gave me a wink.

Smiling, I gave Miss Foley another kiss and left with Piper.

“Wade, how often do things like that happen to you?” Piper asked as we exited the building.

I looked uncomfortable. “Actually, quite a bit in the last few days.”

“Do you know if she’s on the pill, or did you possibly just knock your teacher up?”

I looked more uncomfortable. “I dunno.”

“Please tell me you can go again. I’m fucking horny as hell after watching that.” Piper was chewing her lower lip, and I could see that her nipples were poking out her tight top.