Chapter 64

The next week I started contacting everybody on the lists, and saw that thankfully Pete and Mandy had put inside the two lockers cloth sacks with all of the presents inside. Taped to each bag was the last name, so that made it easy to separate them all out.

The first one I delivered was to Linda. As expected we had a nice dinner, and after Sherry went to bed I asked her how the show is going. “Oh, I’m Executive Producer this time, George!” she said, actually sounding excited. “Rocco was really happy with all of the prep work I put into it, and we are already hashing out the first season. An average TV sitcom has around twenty-five episodes per season. We are shooting for twelve, or one per month.”

She then told me they were planning for the first to shoot in January, with it going to DVD and Internet at the end of the month. “We’re just stuck on if we should use canned or not.”

“Canned? Canned what?” I asked, being lost at that.

“Oh, canned laughter. Most of these shows were filmed live, in front of a studio audience. But we obviously can’t do that.” I thought for a moment, then asked her why not. “George, these shoots take a week or more, easy. A single fuck scene can take two or three hours. Shoot for thirty minutes or so, guy goes soft, so take a break until he’s ready to go again. And I think a lot of the girls, especially Sally would balk at doing that in front of an audience of several dozen people.”

“Well, then try both? OK, I get it, fucking in front of a ton of people would be rough. But have them do the straight scenes in front of an audience. Maybe anything short of actual sex, do those parts in front of people. Then for the sex scenes, you can shoot that afterwards in a controlled environment.”

Linda thought on that, and smiled at me and nodded. She picked up her phone, and called somebody. And when they answered, Linda told them my idea. They went back and forth about a few things, then Linda put the phone on the table and switched it to speaker.

“George, that’s actually something we already considered. But the fact that somebody else has thought of the same thing shows it might not be a bad idea. Tell me, how would you do it?”

I smiled as Sherry said that, and said largely as I told Linda. That anything not including actual sex be done in front of the audience. “And I mean, go for anything. In those shows we’ve seen girls come out in underwear, and things like that. Do the same thing, but fully nude. Maybe have a couple kissing on a couch and the girl’s getting her tits groped, show it. Maybe a gal about to go down on a guy, you might even show some of the blowjob before they are interrupted.”

Both Linda and Sherry laughed at that, and said that would indeed be something new. “You just cut to another scene avoiding the actual sex, and shoot that later and add it in editing. Heck, you can even save the audience response and use that for your own laugh track. Add that in post, and that way during the sex add it in however you want.”

The two of them talked as I went and got more coffee, and Sherry said she liked the idea. And when I got back I smiled and had an evil thought. “OK, picture this. Say Bae is blowing a guy, and they two get interrupted right at the end. She pulls back, but it’s too late and she gets a messy facial as she is using her hand to try and block it. Cue in the laughter as she tries to look disgusted and answers somebody in another room who is trying to talk to her.”

At that both galls were giggling, and Linda reached over and grabbed my hand. “Sherry, I love it! Does Rocco have anywhere that can be used as a basic three camera studio?”

“Well, we have the warehouse next to us. Rocco rented that early in the year, we use it mostly for storage at the moment. Actually, that’s where we moved some of the permanent sets from Silver Family after we wrapped. Plus some other things, but I think that would work. In fact, one second.” I heard her typing on a keyboard, and she said “Here! Yes, I saw this the other day and it might be perfect. Linda, listen. ‘Four sets aluminum bleachers. Eight tiers high, eight seats average per row for 264 seats per set. Total of 1,056 seats for all’. The listing is for a local sports field.”

“Well, run this by Rocco and grab them. I can’t see having over a thousand in an audience, so just one should do. Two at the most. But I’m sure he can find a use for the others, or sell them himself.”

I asked if they could get even two hundred to attend this, and Sherry laughed. “Oh, I’ve been to sitcom taping before. Believe it or not, most tape with about that many. And yes, I think we can get at least that many. Others in the industry would show up out of curiosity, friends, we can even offer tickets on the web to fans. Trust me, if I was to put out we were going to have a live taping and had two hundred tickets to give away, I would have them all taken in a day or so.”

Linda nodded, and asked me if I would go to something like that. “You know, I just might. In fact, if I knew there was likely no actual sex in the scenes shot I might even take a date. I could see Shawna actually liking the idea of something like that of we were still together. Or Crystal.”

Sherry said she would talk to Rocco the next morning, and get back with Linda as soon as she got an answer. And when she asked Linda what she had mapped out, Linda started to tell her about the first season map so far.

“Oh, the first two are already scripted. And I’ve got ideas for a few others. I’m thinking we try to center each episode on the month it will air. In July a 4th of July episode with fireworks. In October, make it a Halloween episode. And for Thankgiving, you will need to find a girl that will agree to a DP, because she is going to get stuffed fully at both ends.”

Sherry was giggling like crazy, and I heard a guy ask her what was so funny. Linda repeated it, and the guy joined in the laughter. “Lin, that would be hilarious to see!”

I had an evil thought at that, and smiled at Linda. “How about this? I know a girl that does anal, so she would probably agree to a DP. But step it up another level. Not just two guys, five guys. One in the front and back, another in her mouth, one in each hand.”

The others laughed, and Sherry asked who that would be. “Well, Cinnamon Pie. I saw the video with her and Dani, she took a pipe in the pooper. I have a feeling if the offer is right she would take it.”

“Ouch, George, that’s Evil! I love it!” Linda said, and Sherry and the guy agreed. They talked for a few more minutes, then hung up. “Wow, you really don’t like her, do you?” Linda then asked me.

“Aunt Linda, not at all. Remember, I was actually attracted to her at one time. But all the things Dani and the others told me about her, she likes using and humiliating people. Well, in this she can get some of that back in spades. Who was going to get this stuffing?”

“Well, the gal that caters the dinner. The wait staff all try to quit because she’s a bitch, and she has to agree to take them all on in order to keep them. You know, I like your additions. I had only planned on three guys, but five or even six might be better. They all take turns on her, and leave her a mess.”

“Wow, a big change from ‘Honey Glazed Ham’!” I said, and Linda had to cover her mouth because she started laughing out loud. I saw her grab the notepad and start writing, then she smiled at me.

“George, that’s perfect! I have to find a way to throw that in. One of the cast comes in, and seeing her an absolute mess with multiple facials dripping off of her says they had thought the dinner was honey glazed ham, not cum glazed pig. I love it!”

We both laughed at that, she asked if I would attend the tapings. “You know, for this I just might. It sounds like it would be a lot of fun, and something unique.”

By the end of the month, I had done really good on my exams and done all the deliveries. Holly and her family, Julie and hers, Peggy and her family. That was rather fun as afterwards in the backyard I fingered Kris as she jacked me off. Finishing with a blowjob so we would not make a mess. As well as several others.

But in many ways the best was the last one, where I met Sue and Rob again. When I knocked on the door she hugged me and welcomed me inside. “You know, I don’t think I’ve seen you since you were about six. You really have grown.” Rob was a nice enough guy, and Sue offered to show me around.

And I saw they had taken good care of the place. The added room to the garage was nice, but I did not remember that from before. The wood pergola in the back had the roof replaced with a metal one, but the grill was the same one my dad always used. I smiled seeing what had been my old room now having posters of horses and cats instead of Transformers like when I was a kid. And I really liked the sitting area on the roof of the addition, Sue said they sometimes had drinks out there in the evening.

After dinner we sat in the living room, and once again I was struck by how it was both familiar and strange. The couches of course were different, as was everything else. But placed in almost the same locations as when I was a kid. They were both amazed I had been here for years, but this was the first time they had seen me.

“Well, both my dad and Pete told me I should keep my distance. As this is your house now, I don’t live here anymore.”

“Oh George, you’re always welcome. In fact, you did a concert at Becky’s a couple of years ago, right? With two girls?”

I laughed, and was not really surprised she knew who Kris was, but did not recognize her. “Sure, I played D&D with her parents a few times. And Keith of course, but I didn’t know he had a daughter.”

“Well, both have also played at Pete’s shows. You’ll surely see them on the next tape when it comes out.” I was a bit surprised when Rod said Pete was the one that introduced them to each other.

“Oh yeah, he helped get me a job at Interplay. I ran their BBS for years, and when they first got onto the Internet. When they ran into money troubles my department got cut, so I just went independent. I now do web sites for about half a dozen game companies as a consultant. Which is nice, because it lets me work here at home most of the time.”