Finally got to the cinema to watch the movie the missus does not like. I was at the 10am session and there were not many people in the movie room, which is good.

I noticed the middle age blond woman move twice then a creep followed her. On the third move I caught her eye and exclaimed “Sally, how are you? Come and join me. It’s been a long time?”

She sat next to me and I moved to give her a cheek kiss. She responded. The creep moved to the lower level pestering someone else.

Looking at the lady I said “That was a quick pickup, I take it he was being annoying? Harry is my name by the way.”

She smiled at me “Thanks Harry, I am Cam, short for Carmella. Yes. He sits near a female and wanks off during the movie. I’ve seen him before. Today was the first time he followed me.”

I smiled “Well if he followed you he has good taste in lovely ladies.”

Cam put her hand on mine, smiling “Thank you. It been a long time since I was complemented. My husband is at the sea wall fishing. That’s all he wants to do, fish, bloody fish. We have a ton of it at home. What do you do?”

Replying I stated “I am semi retired and getting away from the missus who does not like this type of movie. I am a SiFi nut. She is into helping the school that our grandson goes to every day from 7am to 4pm. She might as well be at work.”