Chapter 3

“Okay now, let me see if I understand this right ... first, Van ‘borrowed’ Jake’s hypnosis kit, then Mom caught him, and her idea of teaching him a lesson was to have him hypnotize her? Did it never occur to you, Mom, that Van’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer? You’re one of the smartest women I know, but that was ... wow, quite the fuck-up!” Kyra blurted.

“Watch your language and tone, young lady!” Reba reminded her, though she knew that Kyra was right ... it was truly a blunder on a colossal scale.

“Okay, you’re right, Mom, but so am I. Admit it. It wasn’t too brilliant to have Van, of all people, fucking VAN hypnotize you! Anyway, so next in this whole gallery of folly, Van decides to make you do kinky and naughty things like moon people and kiss them! And bark like a dog! And go barefoot! Wow!” Kyra continued summarizing the information that she got now.

“Yeah, so that wasn’t too smart of me, that’s true,” Reba grew a bit flustered now.

“And then, this rocket scientist, this genius of a big sister of mine, thinks that, AFTER this mess happens with Van the great hypnotist, that she wants HIM to hypnotize HER into doing ‘lezzie stuff,’ to use her own words. So, basically, Cheyenne, you wanted your own husband to hypnotize you into cheating on him with other chicks, including Mom and Barbara Jean? That’s incest, Cheyenne, as well as adultery! Not that I don’t find it rather ... sexy, but it is a bit wilder than I ever expected, even out of a blonde bimbo slut like you!

“And, now for the kicker, for the real twist of the cocktail, Van decides that isn’t enough cheating on him for his taste. He wants you to cheat on him with random strangers and DAD! DAD, of all people! More incest! Not that Dad isn’t kinda hot in a very ‘Bill Clinton,’ good ol’ boy, golfer, caddyshack way. But still ... DAD? Van, what are you smoking? I want some of that! You wanted to be cucked by Dad? Wow! You actually wanted to be a cuckold and dominated by girls?

“And then ... then, if that isn’t enough, for the cherry on top, you catch Van watching Dad fucking Cheyenne ... and punish Van by giving him a version of what he wants, but on steroids and with no take-backs, through hypnosis as well. And Van lets himself be hypnotized, KNOWING what he did to them! Wow ... just wow! Rocket scientists, all of you! I should have just hypnotized the lot of you into being my own personal sex slaves. Oh, wait, I kinda did!” Kyra rolled her eyes now as she admitted the truth.

“What the fuck? You hypnotized us to ... do what?” Reba cussed now, “and then you picked on us for what we did? What ... did you do?”

“Told you that you wanted to hypnotize each other, Mom. And to use Jake’s kit for it. What I didn’t tell you guys is that I have a set of recording tapes that I use just for this sort of thing. In your sleep, I told you that you want to do this stuff. Including making Van a cuckold, because it seemed best for him. That’s what he’s best at being, I think. Can’t have guys like him running their own lives. See what he did? Got Cheyenne knocked up instead of just plowing the backfield until they got out of high school!” Kyra laughed as she confessed her role.

“Did you ... hypnotize me at all?” Barbara Jean asked her stepdaughter.

“Not at all, rookie nookie,” Kyra grinned as she caused Barbara Jean to spread Cheyenne’s thighs and start munching on her muff.

“Wait, what did you do to me, besides this?” Brock asked his daughter now.

“Nothing but kryptonite, Dad,” Kyra used her trigger word for her father to make him crawl on the floor toward her to eat her out now.