Chapter 45: The Lounge Lizard And Lulu

[Another adventure in multiple partners]

“HI!”

The lounge lizard, who happened to be “Bill” introduced Lulu. She was slurring her words and both of them smelled heavily like booze. It was still early in the morning but they were far more friendly to the same naked guy on the sidewalk, me, formerly their chosen enemy for whatever reason and they seemed excited.

Bill was laughing as he hugged Lulu and he remarked how she was wanting to meet me. “Is your offer of Sylvia’s spa still good?” “Of course,” I said. I wanted to come right out and start talking about fucking but my manners got the best of me.

I never, to date, refused anybody since goddess disease protection was intact not assuming they had any problems. But between Bill’s smoking and the latent booze consumption per both of them, well, providing services for these two could be a challenge. But that was my job. “So, are you still on for, heh-heh, you know what?” asked Bill with a wink while massaging his hug on Lulu.

“Yes, and I’ll go get things ready for you if you’ll give me, say, a half hour?” “Wonderful,” said Bill as he gave Lulu a kiss and a grope. “Okay, and I’ll see you down there in a bit then,” as Lulu promptly asked, “Should I bring my swim suit?” “Sure if you like,” I replied. “You won’t be needing that honey,” laughed Bill in best lounge lizard style. Lulu cackled a laugh and gave him a poke as they turned and walked back to their houses. “Cute,” I thought to myself. I was glad they still had some flair left in them.

I turned to go back to the house to warn Sylvia about her neighbors coming. I didn’t know how she would react but just as I was about to step down into her garden a car pulled up and the window rolled down. It was the lady I met yesterday in the spa as she asked me if it was required she fuck me. She was in the water and she was naked, had her hands roaming on me but made mention her husband was at the party and perhaps she should not fuck me for his sake. I never saw him but she left me wondering why the encounter in the first place. Perplexing.

She called to me from the passenger seat, asked me to come over to the curb. I did.

I bent down to look in. “This is my husband Tom. He gave it a lot of thought and thinks it would be a good idea to do you if you are still willing.” “Sure, always available. That’s my job.” I held my penis to keep it taut as a test of their will and she didn’t take her eyes off it. “Well,” he spoke up. “When I heard more about you I figured this might be nice for her, you know, you being a livestock god and the guy everybody is talking about. Since you’re safe to use, you know?” “Yes, I do,” I said. “But tell me if you would. Would you both like to share me?” “You mean you would fuck my wife and I’d do you at the same time?” “Yes, at the same time, straddled in between you both, a truly powerful thing. I don’t imagine you’ve tried this with any other gods lately?” “Oh, you’re a card aren’t you?” said his wife. “Yes!” I laughed disingenuous. “I’ve tried all kinds of combinations as you can imagine and I can entertain you quite well. If you’ll give me about 20 minutes time to get ready come on down to the spa and let’s have some real fun. And wait. You can wait to get naked until you get down there.”

That bit of advice didn’t seem to bother them at all and I quickly went into the house and alerted Sylvia how I had a situation with a possible five way with some various clients including her neighbors. She was thankful for the warning. She also laughed about my getting myself into this situation. “You livestock god types will go to all lengths won’t you?”

[I still carried a lot of guilt for what I did to Sylvia joined by her oversexed husband who I blamed]

I went on down to the spa and waited after I had grabbed some of Sylvia’s toys thinking they would come in handy for the daisy chain sex follies about to happen. I lined them up according to types and sizes as I thought about how I’d hung around the house too long or maybe how I should have wandered down to Maria’s to play with her, a lot of possibilities for avoiding what was about to happen. People like the wife in the car who couldn’t make up their mind about fucking a famous god on the spot, I mean really. I was floating toward her with a nice big erection. She shouldn’t be allowed to fuck livestock at all. Simple.

Pretty soon the lady and her husband came strolling down acting a bit high. I suspected perhaps they’d rolled one up and set fire to it in the car to calm their nerves. Pretty good idea and a segue possible for me to have some even more strange sex with them. And the two neighbors who didn’t yet know about my daisy chain intentions? Lots more possibilities.

It wasn’t long before Bill the lounge lizard and Lulu were on their way down the stairs and I almost choked trying not to laugh, Lulu in her wrinkles and skimpy bikini, plump Bill in his speedo. They were ready and a bit more drunk than they were before. “So let’s have introductions,” I said. “This is Bill and his neighbor Lulu both who live next to us here. I promised to show them a really great time and I didn’t get your names, please. “I’m Bill and this is my wife Lucy.” “Oh, that’s interesting. Now I only have to remember three names. Thank you,” I laughed.

“So listen. What I have here are some of Sylvia’s toys, you know, like dildos and butt plugs, dick rings and various vibrators, so on. Hear me out. I have an idea. What we can do is change positions every so often and let everyone try everything out as you all each get to fuck me and it will be super efficient.

[This was going to be a great pile-o-fuck with amateurs to teach]

Example: You Bill and your wife Lucy get to do me on both ends. You Lucy wear a Dildo to fuck the other Bill as he fucks Lulu. We can go until the first guy ejaculates and we switch end to end. We’ll just keep going like that round robin until we are tired of it. And we can take breaks in the spa. Maybe the ladies would like to fuck me in the water. Let’s be creative.

[Similar to the sandwich like this plus two more guys and it evens out because I’m a guy on one end and a girl on the other, the complete livestock]

So Bill, neighbor, are you good with letting Lucy do you in the butt? I know it may sound a little extreme but I can provide something to loosen you up so it will be real fun.” Bill got a kind of wild look in his eyes as he looked at Lulu for guidance. “Yeah Bill, said Lulu. “You could get fucked and fuck me at the same time and that has to be pretty sweet. Please do it for me,” she winked and gave him a kiss. He kind of melted when she did that.

“Well, I don’t know,” he started but Lucy and the other bigger Bill were very encouraging. “Listen. I can take it in the ass when the time comes if it will please the ladies and we’ll roll another one up to make everybody real friendly. What do you say?” “We have here some outrageous shit to smoke.” “I like it,” I said.

To keep things straight I lined us all up so we didn’t have to think about it after doing one, all smoking Bill’s joint. They were getting real high and I figured to be able to make them do just about anything.

I saw Sylvia watching us from up above kind of out of sight. I signaled for her to come down. I wanted to clue her in and be part of the fun especially if she alerted Maria what was about to happen and we could take pictures to have to keep for our records.

She quietly descended and after I lined up the four for their first round positions facing away from the stairs I sneaked over and told her what was going on. She covered her mouth to keep from laughing. She immediately got the idea and took off to get hold of Maria and others. I went back and got ready to add myself into position. “Okay I have some gizem here which is magic and we’ll use it for lube to get things going smoothly. This stuff is just perfect and this is experimental for you guys. In fact I’ll send a big bottle of home with you guys and believe me it makes butt fucking so much more a pleasure. Lucy if you would put a bunch on your fingers and work it into my anus so Big Bill can get ready to fuck me. You, Bill,” I said as I looked at Lounge Lizard, “come here and let me do the same in your anus and we’ll practice-run me poking you to relax your butt and be ready.

He had become silly like a girl and turned in front of me to bend over and grab his ankles giggling. Lulu worked some gizem into his butt and at first he was jumpy but after finishing off the joint he was first giddy then wanted to get anus fucked as he laughed about it. “I’m a first timer and at my age too.” She applied a bunch more gizem to my penis and she got a far away look in her expression as she kept slowly massaging my erection. I had to stop her after a bit so I wouldn’t get too aroused. Her grip, maintained, aimed me into Lounge Lizard’s hole.

He jumped giggling some more as Lulu pressed my penis into him slowly as if she was really enjoying herself. “That penis of yours is huge,” said Lucy. They three gathered close to watch with fascination. In it went some more and Bill groaned but in a good way. Lulu kept pressing. I was half sunk into the Lounge Lizard and it was stretching his anus pretty amazingly. “Good thing we lit that other joint up,” said the other Bill with a chuckle.

I decided to give the ol’ Lizard a couple of strokes, Lulu still hanging on, and I pulled out. “Okay! Good practice run. Let’s do this folks.”

Thus, all lined up we were about ready. There were no more cater staff persons. We were all alone and the order of drill was Big Bill poking me in the anus which setup easily because I was experienced livestock.

[I was everybody’s easy to use well known sex toy, male, female, you name it]

He liked it but we had rules, no one gets to start fucking, stroking until the entire group is ready inserted, standby, so forth. We didn’t want anybody going off prematurely. This was a total photo opportunity but they didn’t know that. It was going to be great.

[Suddenly remembering some of my early experiences as junior livestock having to present my skills in public and encountering some pretty nervous humans]

I started to ease into Lucy and she vocalized quite a bit. I think it made Lulu a little jealous to hear her expletives about fucking me with my famous penis. Then Lucy, with her dildo strapped on, had picked out a big one that vibrated, was making lounge lizard Bill squirm. She loved poking at his anus as I pushed into her. They were crazy high and the lizard had to stick his penis into his neighbor Lulu. In his condition he got quite honest and started telling us all about his exploits fucking Lulu every Thursday afternoon and twice on Sunday after church. She was not happy with him telling the world about their free loving. “That’s sweet you too,” I said.

Lucy was a great fuck, kudos to her and I slowly began doing her after I called “Start!” The moaning and groaning commenced. This was crazy. Five people fucking in some fashion and ol’ Lounge Lizard sticking his dick into Mrs. Lulu on the front end of the chain. Oddly Big Bill wasn’t long before he was starting to have his climax in my butt and the stimulation got to me. He was warm and I could feel the gizem. So I started to black out realizing I was going to have a really big orgasm and I warned them all before I pulled back out of Lucy and aimed high but not high enough.

The fucking was completely out of unison, no rhythm, jerking and stopping short as I let go of a big one, long and enduring. Out over the three in front of me it hit the side of the spa and cascaded down to the deck with resounding thuds with each impulse. Big Bill was done because his dick shrank, fell out of me and I was trying to put me back into Lucy after the big ejaculations, for her sake, but she was having trouble staying tuned into old drunk lounge lizard Bill and Lulu was complaining about missing out on getting to fuck me.