Chapter 4

“What are we gonna do now? Claire tricked us into cheating on our spouses, though to be fair, I accidentally cheated on Claire this morning and she was totally cool with it. In fact, I can’t help but wonder if she set that up, too. Knowing Claire, this is her attempt at a Father’s Day gift for Jay and myself. She probably lured him into bed with her and fucked him herself. Incest. As in, daddy/daughter incest.

“She knew that I was attracted to you and that it would be enjoyable for me to have sex with you, so she set that up, but she also had to make it up to Jay for putting cuckold’s horns on him, especially on Father’s Day, so to do that, she conned him into bedding her by mistake. I know Claire. She’s logical, analytical. She plans this kind of stuff. Devious schemes, that’s very Claire,” Phil proved that he knew his wife better than even he realized.

“So ... she set this all up, but for what? Do you think that she would have hidden my birth control pills and misplaced them? If so, to make sure that I get pregnant by you? The odds are that I have conceived your bambino, Phil ... and I don’t do abortions. She must know that. Knowing her, would she have stopped the Pill and ensured her own pregnancy by Jay?” Gloria demanded to know, still a bit shocked, angry, and also turned-on by what happened.

“Yes, I think so. She meant well, but it is a bit jolting. I think that the four of us need to sit down and talk this over, but only when and where we have privacy,” Phil tried to calm himself in spite of his extreme arousal at the fact of having likely impregnated Gloria.

If he was honest with himself, Phil would have to admit that he was also excited by the image of Claire growing big with Jay’s baby bump, their incest love child filling her womb. His new brother-in-law would be effectively his stepson, and legally his own son, barring any formal denial on his part, due to his marriage to Claire and vice versa. Well, that was unless it was a girl, of course, in which case she’d be his daughter/stepdaughter and sister-in-law at once, he reminded himself. Also, his other child would be his wife’s step-sibling and legally Jay’s kid!

“Talk! Talk! You want to talk! Your wife is a puta who set us up to cheat on both her and her father, while she tricked him into being a daughter-fucking bastard! It’s not Jay’s fault! It’s all your whore wife’s fault! Oh, I could just fucking spank and slap her silly!” Gloria snapped in rage, about ready to claw Claire’s eyes out now.

Gloria stormed out of the bedroom, now totally naked as she forgot to put on any new clothes other than the clown suit, Phil’s cum still leaking down her thighs. Phil, half-naked now as he dressed in a hurry, chased after her to make sure that she didn’t do anything rash. Even as angry as he with Claire over her trick, he was also very thrilled with her on some level that she did something this wild and risky in order to satisfy his lust for another woman and to please Jay as well. They both found Claire and Jay, the former still nude and the latter in his boxers with a cum stain in the front, sitting quietly and nervously as they waited for someone to break the ice.

“So ... let’s send the kids off with Mitchell and Cam for a bit. We need to talk, guys. Here, I’ll do it,” Phil sent a text to Mitchell, asking him to take the younger ones all out somewhere, but got no response.

Phil tried again, this time with Cam, and Cam immediately replied, “Sure thing, sweetie. I’ll have no problem keeping them entertained from Luke to Manny to Joe to Lily.”

It didn’t take very long for Cam to show up, either, as he didn’t really live that far away and he already had Lily with him.

“Sorry about Mitchell. He says that he was right in the middle of a project and couldn’t answer a text right then. You know his workload,” Cam explained to Phil, though wondering why Claire’s hubby answered the door alone and only half-decent.

“Yeah, I understand. Thank you for doing this at such short notice, Cameron. I mean, seriously. You’re a lifesaver. It’s hard to explain right now, but the four of us, Claire, Gloria, Jay, and I need to have a major family conference that affects our specific circumstances unique to us. Thanks a bunch, anyway,” Phil told Cam, who felt a sudden impulse to hug him and fought the urge to do more, given how sexy he found the man.

Cam shook himself out of such thoughts, unaware of how much Claire already fantasized about Mitchell and he having their way with Phil. He gladly took temporary custody of the youth while the adults dealt with the real issues that required more privacy than just what darkness could permit them. He had thoughts of a pizzeria, anyway, and he’d surprise Mitchell with plenty of leftover pizza for Father’s Day, since the project in question would leave him drained and neither of them would wish to cook.

“Come on, boys and girls. Let’s leave the grown-ups to their talk while we play!” Cam shooed them all away into his new minivan, even a very bored Manny, who was convinced that he was far too old for this crap.

“Hey, look on the bright side, Manny, there’s pizza!” Luke reminded him, which made the lad feel a little better about being suddenly sent off somewhere childish on Father’s Day with so little warning.

Once the house was down to the four of them, Phil took charge for once and led Claire by the hand into the living room to talk this issue over at last. There was a lot to discuss, wasn’t there, what with Claire scheming and duping the other three of them, including her own father and her husband, into cheating on Father’s Day no less! Claire did her best not to look too ashamed or embarrassed, as she was still convinced that she did the right thing. She just had to persuade the rest of them. After all, they all wanted to stay together, didn’t they? This incident couldn’t possibly destroy two happy, healthy marriages, could it?

“Okay, so let’s start with what we know and why it happened. Claire, when did you cook up this plan and what was the purpose behind it?” Phil confronted his wife of twenty-five years directly, trying to hide his excitement, much as the other two did.

At this point, deep down, Phil didn’t want to end things with Claire at all. He just wanted to satisfy his anxieties, fears, worries, guilt, shame, and other issues so they could get back to a very enjoyable marriage where he didn’t have to be the mature one most of the time. He had to settle these matters for his sake and Gloria’s, not to mention Jay’s, in order to move past them and be able to return to some kind of normalcy. Part of him secretly hoped that Claire would make a decent case for setting new norms instead of the old ones, because on many levels, he really enjoyed the 2.0 version of his wife.

“Alright, it was supposed to be Father’s Day gift that I had never done before with either of you guys. Part of me really did want you free of your serious phobia of clowns, but another part of me wanted to give you your secret fantasy of fucking your crush, Gloria. That was what triggered this, though I assumed that it would be a one-time deal, of course. That was when I realized the major problem with this plan, and that was this would be a horrible thing to do to Dad on Father’s Day, even for you, Phil.

“So, I told myself, the best way to solve the issue would be to reimburse Daddy for his cuckolding by fucking him myself. Not only would it be dead-even, tit for tat, but I was the only person that I could trust not to fuck up this plan by spilling the beans. If both of you gave each other horns, the cuckolding humiliation issue was canceled out and you would both just get some hot, married ass. Or pussy in this case, but you get the idea.

“The only catch would be getting you to go for it, and for that I would need some magical thinking, illusion, trickery, sleight of hand even. I also figured that this would be only a one-time deal, at least when I first cooked it up, so I wanted it to have a lasting impact and something to remember looking back years later. That’s when I decided to make sure that the incidents led to pregnancies in both cases, with dear old Dad knocking me up and Phil putting a bun in Gloria’s admittedly rather hot oven,” Claire employed just enough flattery to make Gloria soften a little toward her, the daggers glare not so intent now.

“So ... this whole thing was just a very elaborate Father’s Day prank/present from you to us, at great risk to yourself if exposed and with a remarkable amount of planning, forethought, focus, discipline, and determination? Damn, that’s very admirable in a lewd, wanton, depraved sort of way! It’s like what an evil version of me would do!” Jay blurted some growing respect for what his daughter achieved by tricking him and the others into this incestuous swap.

“Not to mention organizational skills. This is top-notch scheming, I have to confess! It might be the most well-planned, if not perfectly executed conspiracy ever hatched in this family, and there have been some doozies!” Phil confessed some admiration of his own for all of the work that Claire put into it, making her blush as she sat there with her father’s cum now draining on her thighs.

“Well, I am still not happy that she pulled this stunt, because I feel jealous that she fucked Jay, but ... I mean, he already loves her, she loves him ... it’s sick, it’s wrong, but it is rather cute in a naughty way! It’s actually kind of sweet, her being a good, loving daughter to her papi and doing something that bad just to be nice to him ... and to her esposo! She cheat on him, but she cheat nicer than most. This ... this was very sick, but sweet...

“I admit that you was clever, too, Claire! Only a genius could even get this far! Very smart daughter you have, Jay. Sick, but cunning! I even got some dick out of this, so I can’t complain too much, and with a very nice man who would make a great father, because he already does! It’s still a sin, but I did kiss him once on camera, and I enjoyed fucking him, I know. And, honestly, if I am being truthful, I used to be a puta back in Colombia! It not like I never fuck married men before.

“I just get jealous and mad because that is what good girls do and I suppose to be a good girl, not a puta anymore! But as bad as it was, there were times as a puta that I loved my work, plus I love making men smile, and I did make you smile, didn’t I, Phil? You made me smile for sure. You made the pussy very happy, just like Jay does. You think that I marry or fuck a man now who doesn’t make the pussy happy, you don’t know me,” Gloria recalled, raising eyebrows from Jay, but also making him very hard indeed.

“I can’t say that I’m all that mad, just at the deception, plus I feel guilty over cheating on Gloria, though the revelation about her being a puta shows a bit of dishonesty in the past, and she cheated, too. Though she has been a very wonderful wife, for sure. She certainly was very nice to me this morning. No doubt of that. So, for my part, I think that I can forgive Claire, given that she did some bad, yes, but also brought each of us some pleasure and she did this out of love. She’s a very good daughter in most ways, no doubt of that. Plus, I already kinda snapped at her earlier and got my anger out of me a bit. What do you think, guys?” Jay gave his two cents, getting some nods from Gloria and Phil as well as some visible relief on Claire’s face.

“So ... that’s why you wouldn’t let me cum inside your pussy at all today. You wanted me to knock Gloria up, but you wanted to have Jay breed you. Is that right? Damn, that’s tricky, but you made it work ... and very well for me. I just hope that’s not the last time that we do anal now that the incident is over. Not to mention how much you stepped up your blowjob game, babe,” Phil confronted Claire now, getting an embarrassed nod from her.

“Guilty as charged,” Claire kinda smirked even as she laughed and blushed, “I wanted this to be a treasured, cherished special occasion and memory for us. I didn’t know if or when the rest of you would find out, but if you didn’t cut me out of your lives, I hoped that it would be a great experience and memory for us all. The time that you guys swapped wives and we ladies got pregnant by each other’s husband. That your husband was my own father just added a touch of spice to the fun, as did the sneaking around and scheming, I must admit.”

“Well, I adore Phil and he was great lover, no doubt of that, but I don’t want to hurt marriage to Jay. You forgive slut daughter, Jay, can you forgive puta wife as well?” Gloria turned to her hubby, hoping that he would not hold any of this against her.

“Yes, of course! I do forgive you! How can I stay mad at this face?” Jay squeezed his wife’s face and kissed her lips with a bit more passion than expected, given what she just did.

“And I forgive my wife as well. Claire, you were very understanding about me accidentally fucking that slut in the utility closet after the breaker was thrown this morning. How could I ever stay angry with a wife like you, who’s so forgiving, so loving, so brave, so smart, such a good mom, and so fucking great in bed! Don’t even try to tell me that she’s not that, Jay, because I know that you know better. That’s part of why I’m so hard right now, in fact, just thinking about it and remembering it,” Phil conceded, making Claire melt a bit with the warmth of his own hug and kiss.

“And I forgive you, too, Claire ... and you, Jay! So, if we’re going to forgive, what then? Do we just go back to how things were? You know, same old deal, no change? Or something else,” Gloria showed some interest in possibly shaking things up ... she liked the recent trend a lot, jealousy or no jealousy.