Chapter 22

I returned to Sunnydale at night, just in time to see Buffy and Xander in the midst of a heated argument. I chuckled as I led my company toward them, Xander not recognizing me at all due to the past glamoring. I rushed at them, flashing my fangs along with my nest, which instantly put Buffy and Xander on their guard. They knew that they were in the presence of vampires, after all, and that was Buffy’s specialty.

“Woah, there, sport! Let’s back this down a little!” Xander tried to calm things down, perhaps sensing how outnumbered and surrounded they were.

“Oh, and what for? I know what I want. Do YOU know what I want? As head of this nest, I have full power over every member of it. Every vampire in my tribe here is mine to command. Your Slayer here has incredible martial-arts skills, I’ll give her that, not to mention knowing her way around a wooden stake, but there are a lot more of us than there are of you.

“Besides, I come from a universe where my kind has synthetic substitutes for human blood. I don’t have to feed at all. Nor do any of the vampires in my nest. Of course, we also don’t have any Slayers in our universe. We do have a secret vampire government called the Authority, mind you. But what I’m here for is both of you. Not your blood so much. Your bodies. We’re here to fuck you,” I announced, causing both Buffy and Xander to give me very strange looks.

“You came all this way to have sex with us ... both of us?” Buffy expressed real surprise, while Xander shook his head in disbelief.

“I think that they came here to rape us is what they mean. Gang-rape us, that is,” Xander now concluded.

“Now, now chess club Chester, ‘rape’ is such a strong and unnecessary word, wouldn’t you say? Granted, we’re going to use each of you sexually until we’re done with you. But ‘rape,’ my friend, seriously? Cool your jets, X-man! We are going to have our way with you, yes, but it won’t be forcible or brutal or anything violent.

“As for you, Miss Stake Squad Captain, relax, we’re sterile. Our kind of vampires don’t procreate at all. Well, not in the usual, physical sense. Doesn’t mean that we lack the plumbing. We have genitals and we’re not afraid to use them. We won’t ruin your career plans, even if they consist of genociding our entire race.

“So, here’s the deal. I’m going to do this to you. Look at me, both of you. There, there. You both want to fuck each other silly and have already started to screw each other, a friends with benefits kind of thing, when we happened upon you and decided to join the shall we say ... festivities?

“Now, Buffy buns, you want to get undressed, at least from the waist down, so Xander can rather awkwardly put his bare cock inside your unprotected pussy and start raw dogging you. Yeah, bend over, babe. Show off those fine glutes! Attagirl!

“Now, now, let’s lube Xander up and get busy ramming it deep in his colon! Damn, not bad at all! Yes, Xander, I’m sodomizing you while you plow Buffy for the hell of it. Don’t worry, Buffy. I’ll be inside your ass before you know it! This is just ... very handy, you know. Oh, fuck, man, you’re rather tight ... you were a virgin back there, weren’t you? You’d never bottomed at all!

“Just focus on pounding Buffy while I screw the hell out of your pretty boy ass. Don’t worry. Your cornhole will recover and you’re getting laid ... twice over! Damn, boyo, you’re super tight! I’m this close to flooding your fucking bowels, dude! But, hey, I told you that I’m here for some carnal knowledge, you know. Just let it rip and cum balls deep inside Buffy as I do the same to you,” I warned Xander as I butt-fucked him.

“Did you have to make it so ... pleasurable? I mean, Jesus, this is humiliating enough to get my ass blasted by a male vampire, let alone to enjoy it! What the hell is wrong with me? Am I gay or something?” Xander expressed his frustrations, doubts, and worries now.