Introduction

Author’s note: I’ve written this story specifically to thumb my nose at you holier-than-thou trolls who infest sites such as this. Trolls who hide anonymously behind their keyboards, spewing their vindictiveness on every author who writes a story that offends their self-righteous opinion of what is acceptable behaviour by the characters in a story. Those trolls who, when, in their opinion, the author has published a story in the ‘wrong category’ give it a 1 rating and write a snide comment along the lines of, ‘wrong category always gets a 1 rating regardless of how hot or good the story is’. Ignorant twats.

It’s written to wind up those stick-up-their-asses trolls who follow an author not because they like that author’s writing, but so they can give every one of that’s writers stories a 1 rating and knock the score so low that the story fades into irrelevance and obscurity.

I wrote it as a poke in the eye for every troll who wrote an anonymous derogatory comment criticising and denigrating an author in graphically insulting terms. If you have an insulting comment to make, at least have the balls to own it, you pathetic cowards.