Chapter 5: Royal Peaches for Dinner

That night, I just can’t sleep. All that makeup sex with Helen and Mel was some of the best I’ve had in a long time. That’s saying a lot seeing as how we’ve done nothing but raw dog it with each other for the past several months. I was definitely feeling a bit worn out, like they had sucked out my soul.

Needless to say, that shroom’s effects wore off long ago.

Hell, I figured maybe I died during Meruem’s rampage. Here I am in another sweet bitchin’ castle with my two lady loves. All this could be that living your life over again thing they say happens to you when you die. Wouldn’t be the strangest thing out there.

Getting up, I looked them over. They’re both still dead ass asleep, clearly they had their fill of me. I leave the room assigned to us to find most of the castle is still dark. Just a few a lights on the walls. Toad guards are standing by. Nobody as big as that bouncer guy riding with us in Peach’s car. Some of them look ready to fall asleep while others are staring me down.

I kept to myself. I just want to stretch and relax. I go to one of the upper floors, I didn’t know if that was allowed, but then again, nobody’s stopping me either. Up there, I have a feeling that maybe I’m someplace I shouldn’t be. Much more spacious than the lower floors, there’s a whole ass table and carpet with paintings all over. That castle was one hell of a sweet dig, but this level feels like the executive suite.

Deep down in my gut, I knew I shouldn’t have been there. At the same time, I felt like trying my luck. Still a little restless, I figure maybe go onto one of the balconies and catch me a whiff of the night air. Then I’ll go back to my room and sleep it off. While I’m on my way, I suddenly bump into something.

Or someone. We bop heads with each other so hard that I almost fall down. Fortunately, whoever this jackass is at least had the courtesy to grab my hand and keep me from falling over. Pulling myself up, my vision adjusted in that faint light and I get a good look at them.

It’s Princess Peach herself. My heart stops in my chest, here I was thinking I wouldn’t get caught snooping around, and now I’m with the head honcho herself. She’s still wearing that trendy jacket of hers with the fur collar, the one that barely hides her tits and reveals so much of her sweet midriff. Not to mention in those short shorts, her hair tied behind her head, she’s as royal and gorgeous as ever. And best of all, that guy ain’t around.

I was looking to keep it that way. “Um, so I just got lost looking to get some air and I was just heading back to my room and...”

“Oh it’s alright. This is a public floor.” She put her hand on my shoulder, my heart stops. “It’s fine.”

I relax on the spot. Then again, staring into that angelic face, all alone with her, you’d be a fool not to fall in love with her. I look away then laugh. “Thanks. I was worried you were gonna sic your boy from earlier on me and...”

“You mean Muscle Lee?”

“That’s his name? Yeah, what a good name for him. I figured if he caught us like this, he’d put me in the fucking morgue.”

“He’s not my boyfriend.”

I laugh even harder! So happy, it’s like a big weight is lifted from my chest. “Damn, that’s a relief! I figured he’d get the wrong idea about me being alone with you and want to do all sorts of things and...”

“But we’re not like that. Are we?”

“Course not. I know. It’s just ... a guy like him might get ideas and ... sorry I just ... well I should probably be getting back.”

She laughed. “You’re fine. I was looking to get some night air too. Come along with me.” Then she quirked her lips into a devious smile. “Or you’ll definitely be in trouble.”

“Alright, sure.”

My nerves loosen out. No longer worried, I follow her to the balcony and step outside. Looking out over the rest of the New Mushroom Kingdom, I stretch out.

“Did you have fun earlier?” she said.

I remember she gave me that mushroom for a reason. I laughed. “Oh yeah, we had a bit of a rough patch on the way here. But as soon as she got a taste of big guy down here...”

She laughed so hard she actually snorted. The sound alone gets me all hot and bothered, there’s just a way of hot women laughing so hard with their sexy voices that it makes you pitch a bit of a tent. Thing that really gets me is that I’m surprised I can still get stiff after Helen and Mel had their way with me for several hours.

“I figured. You three were being really loud.”

“Yeah, sorry about that...”

“The guest rooms’ walls are soundproof.” She crinkled her forehead and smiled like a gremlin. This princess got the better of me for sure.

And in all that easygoing stuff, I forget my place a little bit. “Hell of a place you got here.” I stop, realizing I’m not just talking to a princess, but the queen bee. I got to watch myself.

Fortunately, she’s not that type of rich bitch. “Thank you. I consider it my duty to watch over all the people in my kingdom. Would you be interested in staying here permanently?”

That was the intention. But not entirely. Being an esper, I was planning on making another pocket dimension and creating another chateau for myself. Hell, maybe I was thinking on making a copy of Peach’s little slice of shang-ri-la. She doesn’t even know about my powers.

And I wasn’t looking to spill anytime soon. Instead I just shrug and say, “Well maybe. Place does seem pretty nice. But I wouldn’t want to impose.”

“If it was a problem, I wouldn’t have invited you here. And besides, there’s no better place for gems than living in a princess’ castle, is there?”

I blink. Identifying me on the spot, I know she’s onto me. That look she gave me back at that gas station, she probably singled me out on the spot. That smile on her cherubic face doesn’t look so innocent anymore. I’ve heard stories she’s got some magical know how behind the scenes, but I didn’t think it was real. Now I’m becoming a believer.

I stepped back. “Listen, I don’t want any trouble. I’m just looking for safety and shelter, and that’s all I want.”

Her smile vanishes off her face, she almost looks concerned for me. “Oh no, that’s not what I meant at all! I just wanted your help. For you to create a personal reality, it could help me run the kingdom if some trouble like Meruem were to show up. And being on the run like you were, I would like to help you. That’s your only power, isn’t it? I know you could use my help.”

“Sure, I can work with that.” I remembered Azula. No way she wasn’t looking for me. “Actually uh ... they’re might be a bit of a problem with that.”

I explained the whole situation to her. “I see,” she said. She looked over her balcony. “Thank you for telling me this. Both for playing a role in disposing of that Meruem and in your honesty. In that case, I think you should stay here.”

“But your kingdom is in danger!”

“With the way things are, Azula will be paying me a visit one way or another. If worse comes to worst, then I will need your help in keeping us safe.”

“But ... I don’t want my family to be in danger either...”

“Your two wives will be safe here. It sounds like you want to up and leave. Do you really want to abandon them? Do you really want to spend your life on the run?”

Of course I didn’t. “Of course I don’t.”

“Good. Then it’s decided. And as a further show of trust, I want you to show me. Show me your power.”

I shrug my shoulders. “Don’t expect much. It takes me awhile to make a personal reality that’s worth a damn. Right now, I can only make something like maybe a few rooms or something and...”

“That’s all I need.”

I hear some suggestiveness in there. But back then, I didn’t think anything of it. After scoring with Azula, I was glad my wives had forgiven me. With this one, I was just feeling lucky to be on her good side.

Obeying her, I snapped my fingers. Being as how I just got here, nothing has really changed. There’s nobody else here, but at the same time, the only real difference going on is that just me and her here, everything is far more quiet. Wasn’t much sound at all this dead at night, but now you could hear a pin prick dropping a mile away.

“Wow,” she said, looking all around. “So it’s true.”

“Don’t get too excited. You go back inside, and you’ll be back inside the real world. Like I said, it takes me awhile to really make a whole new reality. I’m telling you, Azula is coming here. I hope you got a way to handle her.”

“I have my ways. Getting kidnapped by Bowser all the time, I learned a thing or two about magic tricks. I swear, you bat your eyes at that Magikoopa, and he’s butter in your hands. Including that he gave me his spellbook no problem. I promised him a favor after.”

“A favor?”

“Yes, a favor. After I learned everything I needed to know from that book, I gave it back to him. That was the favor.”

I snickered at that one. She’s beautiful, she’s an angel, and she’s sly too. Pretty little devil.

And a bit more devilish than that. “But in a way, you being here, the danger, it’s like I’ve been kidnapped by Bowser again.”

I didn’t like the sound of that. “Look, I’m sorry about all this trouble. I didn’t want to get you involved and...”

What I said clearly didn’t matter to her. Not when she took that jacket off. My eyes almost bug out on the spot, she’s only wearing a hot pink cross top that is barely holding in her big tits. When she turned to set her jacket down, I practically see her whole naked backside, only a set of strings were holding that top up. I am no innocent little virgin at this point, but fuck me, I know I’m in trouble.

She turns back around stepped closer to me. Our faces are only inches apart. “Fortunately you’re nothing at all like him. And maybe I can do you a personal favor.”

I gulp. “Oh really?”

Holding my shoulders, she says to me word for word, “One that gives you the motivation to make you finish up this personal reality that much faster.”

I figured a crazy pyro bitch gunning for my life was motivation enough. But a pretty princess coming onto you was the cherry on top. And as much as I enjoyed that R&R with my two lady loves, the sweet scent of her breath on my lips is almost too tempting.

I don’t object one bit when her lips meet mine. Azula kissed me like a monster and Helen and Mel know how to do it like they were smothering me for being such a good little boy. But Peach’s lips are soft and full and just right, I don’t know if it’s because she’s got some fancy lip gloss on or they’re just that good all natural, but they feel like velvet on my my lips. Even though I just fucked two hot MILFs, I feel like my heart is ready to stop in my chest.

I feel something smudging on my lips. Definitely a bit of lip gloss there but at the same time, the texture, I know her full lips are all natural. She’s holding onto my shoulders harder as we continue kissing, and not only did she come onto me first, I remember that she’s looking ready to go to the beach. After Azula and finally getting back on good terms with my ladies, I was feeling a little nervous. All that fear went right out the window.

She opens her mouth far wider now. I had already been getting a good taste of her, that sweet royal breath, but it’s so much stronger now. The hardness in my pants goes beyond anything physical, it’s like I’m a little boy with my first crush all over again. And of course there is still the physical part. Opening my mouth to return her passion, our tongues touch for the first time.

Peach’s tongue and mine are flicking on each other. Our mouths are wide open like we’re two horny teenagers, every wet second is sending shivers down my spine. She’s getting more aggressive, running her fingers in my hair, there’s no longer than pretense this is what we both want. Moving my hands down her hips, I feel that big sexy peach of hers. She giggles and moves her face back to look at me.

Those beautiful blue eyes in the night and that smile on her face, she looks like such a devil. We’re still holding onto each other, nothing feels more right. Then she cutely bites her lip at me. That’s all the signal I need and then we’re full on making out again. Her tongue is in my mouth, mine is in hers. My ladies sound asleep in their room a whole other world away and alone on the balcony with this princess, I feel like I’m falling in love all over again.

Now that we’re getting raw, I get real handsy. Moving my hands lower, I’m almost in shock just how much her hips explode into that fine ass of hers, I already knew it just from looking at her. But holding that booty for the first time, I’m amazed how big and ripe it is, that one muscle toad hanging around her back at the gas station wasn’t enough. You’d need an entire army to keep the crazy hordes from going at her. Not to mention those shorts of hers are so tight and that juicy derriere is so soft, I can hold onto it all day.