Chapter 4: Big Bad Mushroom Dick

The sky was instantly lit up with fire. You think you’ve seen fireworks, you think you’ve seen explosions, you haven’t seen nothing. Azula was proving herself to be a firebender alright, those fucking bugs were no match for her, I hear them screaming. And then I hear the big man himself.

I hear the first of their fight starting. It was like hearing a car crash happen from far away. It was loud, it was mean, and it was wrong. We’ve all wanted to watch two badasses go at it, this is like one of those televised MMA cage matches on steroids. Not me this time. I knew better. Woe be to anyone who got involved.

And woe be to me if I decided to stay there.

I look at my two lady loves. They’re both giving me the stink face now, and it’s not like I don’t know either. But I’m not in the mood for it. “Come on! If we don’t go, we’re finished! We have to RUN!”

They’re both still pretty mad. But they’re smart too. Not a bunch of flighty little young things, older women with good heads on their shoulders. We haul ass fast.

We’re on the road away from the main city. The sounds of chaos fade fast between us, and soon we’re in a series of more rural fields. Grasslands and rolling hills in the distance, trees all over, we’re still following the main road from the city. But having spent several months in my personal paradise in that city, and now that we’re all leaving it all behind? It’s like we’re runaways, hitchhikers on the road.

A day passes and we find a nearby gas station. By this point, it’s daybreak. The dawn never looked so beautiful and terrible at once. A smattering of orange clouds as brilliant as fire crested by purple in the distance and the sun is just beginning to rise over the hills. Me and my two lady loves saw plenty of mornings like this one, it only made the sex that much more intense. Looking at it now, it’s just proof of what we lost.

And I tell you what, I am hungry. Never thought I’d be jonesing for gas station food, but a day without anything real going on in your belly has a way of bringing it out of you. Helen and Mel being preggers, it’s only way worse for them. They’re looking at those candy bars with stars in their eyes. After I had to get my freak on with Azula, they’re not thinking about my dick too much anymore.

That’s when I see her. I’ve spent the past several months boning two hot cougars and even with big preggo bellies, they’re still fucking hot. But I know a beautiful woman when I see one.

This beauty gracing us mere mortals in this dingy place is the one and only Princess Peach. Or at least she looks the part. Having seduced two MILFs and had Azula getting hungry for my dick, I know I look good, and I’d by lying if my two wives’ rockin’ good looks didn’t play a part in my taking them. But this babe is just wearing a small peach colored coat with a fur collar that hikes up to reveal her midriff and bares her flat stomach and that flawless back of hers, those sweet womanly hips and a pair of shorts so short that her ass is hanging out, pair of shades on top of her head, she looks like every cool hot chick you’re too afraid to talk to. Her face looks flawless too, and even though she’s just talking with the cashier, it’s like every single mannerism with her arms, the way she leans forward on the counter with her ass up in the air, the way she moves those kissable lips of hers as she talks, it’s like everything about her is designed to be sexual. And this early in the morning, the sun shining through the windows even in a place like this one, her blonde hair pulled back in that ponytail shines like fire.

As she turns to go, we lock eyes. For several seconds, we just stare at each other. Then she turns back with a blush on her face. She smiles at me, like she’s waiting for me to say something.

But I look down from that gaze instead, just to get a look at the ample cleavage bulging from her jacket. Checking myself, I quickly turned away. Helen Parr is Mrs. Incredible and I didn’t want to know what kind of secret powers Mel might be hiding up her sleeve. I already abandoned one she-devil back in that city and with all the things they learned to do with each other, I’m lucky they didn’t ditch me. I ain’t looking to make two more monsters anytime soon.

The cashier snickered at me.

“Saw you looking at her.”

“Well uh...” I look at my two wives who are now both giving me a bit of a stank face. “It’s just your imagination.”

“Well I tell you what, I’d kill to have Princess Peach looking at me like that.”

So it was her. “What’s she even doing here?”

“That weird ass bug Meruem got high on a shit load of power and he left a trail of destruction wherever he went. Word on the street is that he got toasted by some chick. They’re saying it’s Azula. As in Azula the firebender. You believe that?”

“Weirder things have happened.”

“Right now she’s looking for some guy who got his freak on with her and stood her up. Hate to be that bastard. She’s asking around where he went. Now she’s looking to find him. Hell hath no fury.”

I feel a sweat coming on. All I could do was smile awkwardly. “You don’t say.”

“Yep. If I was him, I’d be making eyes at Her Royal Majesty that just left. She’s looking for stragglers who are in need of help. People left destitute after Meruem had his way. She’s making her own new Mushroom Kingdom now.”

“A new Mushroom Kingdom?”

“Yep, after getting sick of being kidnapped by Bowser all the time, she decided she wasn’t going to wait for any plumber to constantly rescue her all the time. She set out, ready to live life her own way. What an angel, huh?”

I looked at Helen and Mel. “It’s our only chance. We need shelter.”

I can tell they’re still a little angry with me. But they’re smart, they know what’s up. They nodded their pretty heads.

I head outside and I see Peach getting in that pink car. There’s a big toad guy in the front seat next to her, shirtless vest to show how beefy he is, he’s got on shades to show he means business. Her shades are down now too, she looks ready to drive off into the sunset. I figured he’s her man. I’m feeling vain and stupid to think she was making eyes at me.

But I’ve got more important things on my mind than that. Just as soon as she gets in, I’m rushing on over. The guy looks at me and cracks his knuckles. She looks up at me.

Tell you what, talking to hot girls never gets easy. With her shades over her eyes, she looks like that cool girl you’re too afraid to talk to. Not to mention her cleavage sticking out of that coat, she doesn’t look runway ready, she looks like she’s gonna drive over that runway, hottest bitch ever is right here. “Hey! Is it true you’re looking for survivors of Meruem’s rampage?”

She looks out at me and moves her shades up so we’re looking each other in the eyes again. That twinkle in those blue eyes under the sunlight, fuck it does things to me.

“Well yes, but ... who are you?”

Definitely feel stupid to think she was making eyes at me.

I figure that works. I look back. Helen and Mel are close behind me. “We had our home wrecked in that too. We’ve got no place to go back to. Can we please come with you?”

She puts her hand over her mouth and gasps. Then she holds my hand. “Why, I would never abandon someone who lost everything everything. Get in the back seats! I’ll make sure that you’re well taken care of.”

We got in the back seat. Putting her shades back down, we take off. Looking up, I can see Peach’s cleavage in the rear view mirror of her car. That guy was looking through the rear view mirror too, eyeing me up and down the whole time, and to be frank, I really don’t give a shit. Helen is preggers but she could still kick his ass if he gave us any trouble. I just sit back and relax, glad for all that trouble to finally be put past us.

You ever noticed how the road can look so damn beautiful? The afterbirth of dawn was washed away with the blue tides and foam of the morning. The sun is shining bright enough to be blinding, and that only casts the surrounding verdant hills in that much of a blaze of glory. We made it.

I sat back and smiled. Staying in one place is nice, living like a king all the while is great, and traveling the countryside having two babes by your side all the while after you just fucked one of the craziest bitches in the lands can make you feel like you’re flipping off God himself. And as I look at the two ladies by my side, I know they feel the same way. Setting my arms around their shoulders, they rest their heads on my shoulders.

Damn but it feels good to be a gangsta.

It isn’t look before I start to see curious shapes in the distance. Some of the hills are standing tall with oblong shapes at the end. Lots of green pipes sticking out of the ground and plenty of houses. Plenty of people too, some of them normal like your heroic trio here, and others a little bit more strange. Guys with toad hats like that big guy up front too. I just hope nobody gives us grief.

She drives past all of them up to a castle. I thought my old pad in that other dimension back in the city was a sweet place to fuck off and chillax. But that’s nothing compared to the castle I was looking at back then. Three stories high, it looked like it could hold an entire city. She might have left the old Mushroom Kingdom, but this new Mushroom Kingdom probably had the old one locked up tight inside. If King Koopa got a gander at this place, he’d skip the princess and just take the castle.

She parked the car and got out. Us three getting out, I said, I look around. Then I’m looking right back at Peach. “So where are we supposed to stay?”

“All the houses are occupied for the moment. The castle is a spacious place. You can stay there for the time being.”

Hearing that one floored me. I scratch my head out of embarrassment. “You sure this isn’t an issue?”

She smiles at me and my heart flutters in my chest. “Of course not! It’s the least I can do for such a devoted and caring husband!”

I blushed on the spot. That toad bouncer is staring at me hard behind his shades. He wasn’t who I was worried about though. It’s my two ladies. Fortunately Helen and Mel are behind me. I was in the clear.

When we went inside, I felt like my whole life had been a lie. Living in my private chateau back in the city, none of that compared to what I was looking at. Peach has got it made here, it feels like an entire town in here. People here all gathered and chilling out with no worries, and there are others selling some of the best looking stuff I’ve ever seen, clothes, shoes, I’m already tempted to make an upgrade from the shabby shelter duds I’ve got on. And that’s just the first floor.

Up here on the second, it’s like happy hour. Waiters serving people fine wine and crumpets, the floor looks like it’s made of marble and it’s covered by carpets that look as thick as mud and fine as cashmere. The windows are all made of stained glass, just random assortments of colors, the sunlight shining in all these different shades makes it look like Christmas. Is this real life?

Third time’s the charm, right? Here it’s just a narrow hallway, but Peach leads us on over to where we’ll be staying. She looks back at my two lady loves and then smiles at me. Her face is so radiant then, it’s almost enough to make me forget about them.

Fortunately I’m not so dense as that. They both go into our room looking at me the whole time. I definitely keep my eyes to them. I’m not looking to get into anymore hot water than I already am.

Then Peach grabs my wrist and forces something into my hand. I look down and see it’s a red mushroom complete with white polka dots on it. What Mario and Luigi used to take to make themselves bigger. I barely avoid looking at her cleavage again. But the look in her eyes is so much worse than that. Looking right at her pretty face, that smile of hers isn’t so innocent anymore.

“Have fun,” she says in a giggly little voice.

This royal responsible princess could be so fucking sexy. I watch her walk away, her ass jiggling in those short shorts all the while, those longs. But with my other two ladies nearby, I catch myself fast. I’m already in enough trouble as is.

And I’m ready to make things up to them.

Heading inside our room, I shut the door behind us. I’m thinking of a clever line to try and make it so that we’re all good with each other. I know why they’re angry, I know why they don’t want to talk to me, but at the same time, they’re smart enough to know why I did what I had to do. I got them here in this bitching new castle, that’s got to count for something, right?

“I’m gonna take a shower,” I said. “Because I am filthy right now.”

“You’re not the only one,” purred Mel. “Bad boy.”

“That’s right,” said Helen. “Bad boys need to be punished.”

I smile. I know they’re itching to take out all their aggression on me, and I’m more than happy to accommodate them. “I’m not just bad. I’m the worst kid that ever lived.”

Maybe saying something isn’t the best idea. But I need to make things up to them. “That Azula never got it this good. And now that we’re alone again, I’m willing to share. How about a fun one for old time’s sakes?”

At first I regretted saying that. I know I should have kept my mouth shut, just showed them my dick. Course these two cougars weren’t your average dumb sluts out for a good time either, and I knew I needed to coax them out of that anger somehow. And now I’m regretting it.

Mel makes the first move. She was giving me a real mean look at first, arching her eyebrow at me like she couldn’t believe I had the balls to say that. But then those lips of hers curl into a smile.

Looking back at Helen she says, “Well I might not be Mrs. Incredible, but I know a good thing when I see it.”

I watch her take off her ratty shelter clothes. She’s preggo now, but she still knows how to take it all off slow and just right so that it looks like any other sexy striptease. Not to mention my baby being inside of her has given her a real big bubble butt and a real nice rack. She catches me staring and that smile on her face becomes downright devilish. I knew Azula was a monster, and Mrs. Incredible herself is as much of a hero as can be.

This one is all villain.

Waltzing on over to me, she gets down on her knees in front of me. Then she snatches up my dick real fast. It’s enough to make me jump up, she’s still got those angel hands, I was addicted to her back before all this insanity and I still can’t resist her. I feel so sensitive, like I’m not gonna last much longer.

Her husband never got it this good. Breathing slow hot breaths on my balls, she traces those pretty little fingers all over my shaft, teasing me. I was hard up looking for some action and I look down on her. She has a beady little look on her face. Looking back up at me, she deliberately moves her fingers across one of the veins pulsing in my shaft. I always had a big dick but my pecker never had a meaty vein like that before.

I gasped. This sexy bitch knows what she’s doing, can only begin to imagine how much she fucked up her old husband before settling down with me. And the way she’s handling me, I feel like her sweet little boy.

Feeling a bit naughtier, she bares her teeth. Then she makes a real deep moan, my penis flares up in instant. Immediately after, she grazes her teeth ever so slow and gentle on the skin of my shaft while playing with my balls with her soft fingertips. She’s doing it so good that I can feel the tips of her nails on my sack.

And Helen’s more than ready to fuck me up even more. Getting up on over there, she kneels right in front of my cock too. She closes her eyes and takes a real big whiff of it’s hot scent before she licks all over the underside of the shaft. After all the ways Mel was teasing me, I thought Helen’s wet tongue on my boy would make him explode right there.

But I’m dead ass fucking wrong. I feel like I’m gonna cum, but I’m not gonna cum at all. Mel is still teasing me with her teeth and her fingers. Looking down at them again, they’re both looking right into my eyes. They know what they’re doing.

I’m ready to beg them to finish me off. I’ll say anything at that point. But I’m so overwhelmed that I can’t even speak right, the only thing that would come out of my mouth would be a bunch of pathetic whimpers and I knew it. Swallowing my pride, I speak as best as I can. Not that words actually come out, it’s just a bunch of pathetic yelling like a goddamn ghost in the night. Speaking of ghosts, my white stuff shoots all over the place. On them, on the fine rugs, on everything.

I slump back, almost falling on my ass. They’re giggling in between feeling my cum and eating it right up. I just say, “I’ll go take a shower.”

They nod and leave me to it. Tell you what, I love washing up. Showering in the morning, taking a bath right after, doesn’t matter. Nothing feels better than hot water all over your naked ass. Especially the water in Princess Peach’s bitching pad. I never believed that sparkling water tasted so good until I got my first sip, and after that I was hooked. Now imagine taking a shower of full sparkling water, all in your hair, down your body, and in your butt and all that dirty places in between. After what I just went through, having my place trashed? This kind of treatment is exactly what I needed.

Getting dried off, I come back out in nothing but a towel. I’m feelin’ fresh, I smell like a king, and I’m ready to let me two girls have themselves a turn. After seeing how nice I smell, I know they won’t be able to resist.

But I come back out and there’s already a sight going on before my eyes. My ladies have already gotten their clothes off and are making out hardcore. I’m speechless at the sight of it, back in my private little mansion in that city way back when, the three of us got up to some pretty crazy shit. Sometimes just the two of us, sometimes all of each other all at once.

Still, they’re really into it. Several months since I got them knocked up, they’re not as slim and slender as they used to be. Not that I’m complaining, those tits have gotten nice and big, and the both of them naked, holding onto each other, those big fucking titties are rubbing all over each other. They can’t keep their hands to themselves, feeling all over themselves.

Not to mention there’s a bit of a power play going on. Mel’s got no super powers on her own, and she’s up against the one and only Elastigirl. But there’s no doubting her passion either, she’s got Helen on her back up on the wall. One of her hands is straight on Helen’s pussy, fingering her good, while she’s holding that head of hers, planting a real brutal kiss deep in her mouth. Helen’s still a superhero but man, clearly after all the crazy things the three of us did in those past several months, she’s become a real horny slut. Got herself a new weakness.

Helen suddenly grunts loud before her whole body slackens up a bit. Mel lets her go and licks all over her face, taunting her, before she puts her hand covered in her dew up to her lips. Elastigirl is so out of it that she just licks all over each of those fingers, patiently, murmuring sweetly as she does so. She doesn’t sound like a superhero and she doesn’t sound like a hot MILF either. She sounds like a little girl who just got it real good.