Chapter 2: Getting Ready for My Second Client

So anyway, given all this I was once again in a taxi, heading to the east side and a rendezvous with my next client. According to his profile, John was 45 and had been married to his wife for ten years yet he had four children, three by previous marriages (it didn’t say just how just how many marriages!) and a fifteen year-old boy with his current wife. Doing the math with this guy was next to impossible! I figured they must have had a child out of wedlock or maybe even while he was married to someone else.

Any way you looked at it, he wasn’t the poster child for marital stability, that was for sure! What drew me to him and agree to meet was the profile introduction that he had written. As you might guess, I like a guy who is literate and can express himself. I also have a low tolerance for men who beat around the bush (no pun intended) and can’t (or won’t) express their true feelings. Well, Mike’s profile description was certainly not vague. I copied it here to help out all the guys who want to know what I look for in a guy!

“Hello!

My name is John and I’m a 45 year-old father of four currently living in the St. Louis suburbs. At 6 feet and 220 pounds I may not be as I was when in my college prime but I still wear a 36 inch belt with the original holes. All the curly hair I was born with is still hanging in there and I was blessed by my parents with their Irish heritage and looks. I’m a professional with a PhD in political science so I would like to think that I am not totally stupid although some of my past wives might have a different opinion.

Speaking of past marriages, three of my children are from them and as wonderful as they are it is a relief for them to all be out of school and out on their own. My fourth was a product of my union with Dana, my lovely wife of ten years and counting. He’s fifteen now and quite the lady’s man - a chip off the old block if you don’t mind me saying that. What I mean is the old man knows how to treat a woman and can’t get enough of them as you may have guessed from the lasting power of my earlier marriages. Dana should know me better than to expect me to be a faithful husband disdaining all others. After all, she was one of my “other women” which including bearing my son during my previous marriage. I guess she must be either totally in love with me or just naive because she truly believes I am so infatuated with her that I stopped my womanizing when we got married. Thankfully she still doesn’t know I did her sister during our wedding reception (and not for the first OR last time)! Bless her heart, I love her dearly and hope to spend the rest of my life with her but hey, some things are just in the genes.

So why would any sane woman want to spend an evening with someone like me? Quite simply, you know exactly what you’re getting - no games or pretenses. I can promise an evening you won’t soon forget, no matter what your background or experience. I travel extensively around the world and when my evenings are free I enjoy spending them with women of all shapes, sizes and cultures so don’t worry that you may not be my “type”. I grew up in a generation that taught men to respect all woman and to be a gentleman meaning I will always show consideration for you. As for being a gentleman, well let’s just say I promise to behave myself in public. Do you really want me to otherwise?

So let’s hit the town and see what happens. Nothing premeditated; dinner at a comedy club? A rousing round of competitive miniature gold? An intense evening of political debate over a remarkable Chablis? Hey, I’m game for most anything so see you soon!”

Quite the profile isn’t it? Well, there are a lot of folks on some of the adult websites I’ve looked at could take some lessons. Once I read this in the profile my agency sent me I was instantly hooked - he sounded like just the type of guy I signed up for in the first place. Face it, I wasn’t looking for a boyfriend or a lover. All I wanted was to have some fun and get laid and John sounded like just the ticket.