Chapter 6: Rickle Bus VI: Morty Guy Edition

Rick Sanchez was busy tinkering in his garage. He was always making something new and exciting. The latest toy he was making was no different. Not that that wasn’t unusual, but this device was special.

The rest of the Smith family was sitting together eating breakfast. Rick opened the door to yell down the hallway. “Morty! Hey Morty!”

“Aw jeez Rick, what is it now?” Morty said.

“I have a surprise for you Morty! Come quick! It’s the invention of a lifetime!”

“Yeah, and I’m guessing the reason you have to show him whatever this thing turns out to be is to use him as a human guinea pig right?” Jerry said.

“Hey, he said it, not me,” Rick said. “So what do you think Morty? Do you just see yourself as a human guinea pig? Or someone willing to go to new horizons?”

“Well I’ve been to all kinds of dimensions where I nearly died, and the only real time that was cool was when I had sex with a mermaid in Atlantis. And even that involved some fish guy coming here later on, and me nearly getting trapped in Narnia! Though that didn’t suck nearly as much as when I blew all my chances with Jessica!”

“Hey Morty, you crashed into the ocean and got Mr. Nimbus all riled up enough to come here. Don’t blame me for what happened. Besides, you know that kind of thing wasn’t really a big deal,” he said, burping loudly all of a sudden. “It’s how you take care of your problems that really matters.”

“Yeah, because you’re really good at taking care of your problems.”

“And he wasn’t so bad,” Jerry said. “He definitely taught me a thing or two.”

“I didn’t think his skin would feel so good either,” Beth said.

“Ewww, TMI!” Summer said.

“I don’t know who you’re talking about, but I think I want to meet him,” said Space Beth.

“Yeah,” Rick said. “Who do you want to take advice from Morty? Your cool grandpa that has made a new toy that will change your life? Or do you want to listen to your dad, who is such a fucking cuck that not only does he approve of his wife and their self cest thing, but now he wants another dude to have threesomes with them instead of him? Hell, maybe he just wants to suck fish man’s dick in front of them to try and get one up on Space Beth here, I don’t know. It’s Jerry, ignorance is bliss when it comes to his mental process.”

“Wow,” Summer said.

“Does Mr. Nimbus even exist in this universe?” Jerry said.

“Yes, you goddamn nimrods,” Rick said. “This reality is the exact same as the one we left except everyone says ‘Parmesian,’ instead of, ‘Parmesan.’ Other than that, same Mr. Nimbus, same memories of what went down with the exact same human-fish sex that happened.”

“Yeah, me and Rick were tangling with him on some island fortress like The Expendables,” Morty said. “Same day Piss Master showed up.”

“Oh him,” Jerry said. He hung his head low.

“Yeah, ‘Oh him,’” Rick said. “It’s good to know Jerry has some shame. Can’t get stiff for fish man now, huh? Nice job blowing that Flamingo Dad thing by the way. You would think Jerry would have a supervillain stage before he loses his power, but no, he can’t even do that. That was your moment of glory, and the way you played it, your little alter ego was barely better than some shitty Mega Man ROM hack.”

“Ice cold,” said Space Beth with a smile.

“So go knock yourselves out, weirdos. And you, Morty. There are infinite versions of Jessica across the multiverse but there’s only so much of what I’m going to show you. Your choice mang.”

“Fine, whatever,” Morty said, getting up and going into the garage. “But this better be good!”

“Oh it will be Morty, it will! It’s gonna be so meta!”

“Metal?” Morty said, stepping into the garage. “No offense, but I don’t wanna see you headbanging. I don’t think you have the hair to do it.” The main thing that caught his attention was that Rick’s car was covered by a giant tarp.

“First of all Morty, you don’t need any hair to headbang, the same way you don’t need a head to just relax and get schwifty. Second of all, not metal, Morty. Meta. You know like that anti-meta device I made to fuck with the Self-Referential Six.

“And look how that one turned out.”

“Fine, Morty, I know when I screwed up, but right now? You’re killing my buzz and the upcoming reveal.” Rick cleared his throat before he said loudly. “This is my latest invention! Behold!” he said, taking off the tarp. The UFO car had been fitted with a small clear tube on the underside of it filled with glowing blue fluid not unlike how the portal gun always had a cylinder of green fluid. “You know portal fluid Morty, but do you know self insert fluid? It will allow us to enter the reality of any fictional world we want to!”

“Fictional worlds? You mean like video games?”

“Video games and TV shows, Morty! And movies! And books! Is that the coolest idea or what?”

“This isn’t that interesting. We were part of a Simpsons couch gag cameo and several advertising campaigns way back in the day. I don’t see how this one is any different.”

“Morty, those were barely even pocket dimensions with no continuity or character arc to them and usually have a life span of about two or three days, the average time it takes for a Meeseeks to go crazy if he can’t fulfill his life’s purpose. You can’t really consider us as having gone anywhere. Those were PR stunts, created by cold soulless businessmen for the sake of advertising bullshit, and are probably long gone by now. Anyone with portal fluid and way too much time on their hands can get there if they get lost or they’re just really bored.” He burped. “You know, it’s the kind of thing your dad would be making if he wasn’t such a cuck that even cucks look down on him. He’s gonna be beating it to seeing both his real wife and the clone android whatever thing getting rammed by fish dicks instead of getting any of that action. This time, we can actually live out our lives as part of the story, and things will continue long after we’re gone. It’s like interdimensional cable, just without all the weird stuff going on in the background! Isn’t that the coolest idea ever?”

“How did you even get that?”

“It’s made from the air around the Headquarters of the Self-Referential Six. Well before it all went poof. So you gonna interrupt my gravitas and make another stupid quip about how this really isn’t that cool when you know deep down that it is? Because if you do, you can go right back and hang with your dad who’s apparently such a groveling cuckold that if you filmed it, it would be featured on some Youtube documentary about the dark web.”

“Dark web is nothing compared to all the stuff I’ve been through. And I mean, I’m down. But I’m only coming along if I get to play out and be part of episodes or something. Like I can play as Luke Skywalker and be a Jedi as part of a VR role playing thing.”

“Oh more than that, Morty! It’s not imaginary, it’s real! So you can go and be BFFs with Luke Skywalker! Just don’t get too handsy with Princess Leia. Remember how he kissed his sister.” Rick had to burp really loud before he said, “He’s a farm boy with a laser sword, and he still has daddy issues after the guy actually fucking cut off his hand. Going by his standard, Jedi Knight just seems like another term for complete dumbass, and you already being such a ... Morty ... isn’t helping your case.” He burped again real loud. “Listen, we’re lucky that sequel trilogy didn’t end up with him and Leia becoming redneck drug lords in the desert, growing whatever the hell people snort to get high in Star Wars and popping out several inbred kids. Jar Jar Binks was bad enough.”

“Alright, fine, I get it. Let’s just go already.”

“Let’s just go already? Is that what you actually said? I’m giving you something like interdimensional cable but something you kids today can actually relate to, something that isn’t flat out weird 24/7, and you can’t be more enthusiastic than that? It’s been every writer’s dream to go to a world they created or the world of their favorite movie or book! But they’ve never succeeded until now. Go science!”

“Okay boomer.”

“Oh Morty, using outdated internet cliches to seem cool! Yeah, you are your father’s son alright. Let’s just hope we don’t pop into some tentacle hentai or I know you’ll be getting slimed and slithered up all over and liking it. I still remember all that bullshit with the snakes from Season Four.”

“Can I come along?” Summer said, popping in. “I wanna have an adventure too! I heard everything, Grandpa Rick was really loud.”

“Summer, I have to warn you about what you’re gonna be running into,” Rick said. “We’re not gonna be meeting any sexy werewolves or vampires, or whatever the hell teenage girls are into these days. You know with how many girls love those Twilight books, I’m surprised Coach Feratu didn’t have a legion of frothing underage sex slaves back when I transferred my mind into a teenager’s body.”

“I’m taking this from a guy who fucked a planet?”

“Oh snap!” Morty said.

“And then had some magical bonding sex experience with a slut dragon?”

“You were part of that too, remember?” Rick said. “You both were! Speaking of which, you kids should probably get yourself checked or something. I mean it was a soul orgy and not an actual orgy, but it might explain why the two of you are being such a pain in the ass when it comes to the possibility of me giving you a chance to explore your favorite fictional worlds. You figure some people would be up at the chance for it and wouldn’t be dicking around with a lot of bullshit over whatever past slights we’ve had.”

“Grandpa Rick, is there a reason for all these call backs? Talking about past adventures and stuff, it’s almost like you’re planning something.”

“Summer, I am a sci-fi mega genius, but the universe is a cold and unforgiving thing I have no control over. So what better way to get away from it all then going to other worlds?”

“Yeah, regular old Rick,” Morty said. “He’s not planning something, he’s just being an asshole.”

“See, he gets it,” Rick said, opening the large garage door.

“And he’s not so menacing when you remember that for awhile, he was Piss Master.”

“Nicest thing I’ve ever done and people still give me shit about it.”

“He’s talking about shit now. I should stop talking before I give him ideas.”

“And plotting something behind our backs is also something he’s liable to do,” Summer said. “Though you’re right, he probably is into shit. He never went into the specifics about why he’s such a shy pooper.”

“So help me, you better not be comparing me to Doofus Rick or I’ll...” Rick went on.

“Whatever, can we just go?” Morty said, getting inside.

“You still up Summer, or do you want to go back to your super cool parents?” Rick said, glaring in the direction of the living room. “Who knows what they’re up to right now?”

“Pfft, no way,” Summer said, getting inside.

“Oh yeah! Let’s go to some fictional worlds!” Rick got into the driver’s before he started up the car started up and blasted off into the sky. It was fast already which wasn’t a surprise, but the self insert fluid in the new canister attached to it started glowing brightly, and before long, the car simply vanished in a flash of blue light.
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It was a quiet afternoon in Quahog, Rhode Island, the sun shining through the windows. It was still in the early morning before the predawn light when Peter had left for work due to a new shift he was starting today. Alone and unsatisfied in the shower, Lois remembered her time in Miami. It had been a week since she got back but she still thought back on it like it was yesterday.

She knew the men there would be horny enough to fuck her without any hesitation. After all the waiting for a good dicking, the two guys railing her in the Bang Bus were exactly the type she was hoping for, giving it hard to her and Meg. And the sight of her own daughter getting plowed righteously by two random guys turned her on way more than she expected.

But nothing had prepared her for how Meg had come onto her when they got back to their hotel room. Lois was stunned by Meg’s boldness, their brief kisses in the Bang Bus on Lois’ part was just pent up energy from getting it so good from two strangers in a different place where nobody would hold them accountable. Save the internet after the two guys uploaded all the racy contents of that video.

Yet in the safety of the hotel room, resistance gave way to curiosity, and soon Lois found herself responding to her daughter’s affections. Maybe it was the novelty of the situation or that they had just been involved in a gangbang together, but it all felt so right. After their first orgasms together on the bed, naked and willing, she beckoned Meg to join her in the shower.

Meg practically jumped up at the sight of her hot mama naked, beckoning her daughter to shower with her. Meg ran into the bathroom with her, and they embraced again, almost falling into the shower. They started making out again, before Lois took her daughter’s glasses and threw them somewhere on the bathroom floor. In their forbidden act of passion, Meg was now completely blind and at the mercy of her mother, a beautiful woman that could torment and tantalize her as she pleased, as she had done so many times before.

Not that Meg seemed to mind. Her eyes were completely closed and kissing her like they were happily married, engaged in an mutual act of delicious and sinful bliss as she grasped all over her mother’s perfectly slender and wonderful body. Lois didn’t mind either, and inwardly she had to chuckle to herself. Her daughter’s craving, her sheer wanton lust, it all just proved how devoted Meg had become, and Lois was more than happy to give her exactly what she needed.

The hot water rained all over each other’s bodies. They were locked together, lips against lips, tits against tits, and their cunts grinded against each other all the while, not too gentle but not too rough either. Lois already knew Meg was getting off on this plenty since she had initiated this encounter in their hotel room to start with, but the feeling of her daughter’s ample breasts and big swollen nipples rubbing up against her own smaller teats was starting to drive her mad.

Lois broke the kiss, and the two of them looked tenderly at each other. Even with Meg’s vision so blurry, she could read her mother’s expression perfectly, she looked so beautiful under the soft light and with the both of them naked and holding each other, she never felt so safe with another person before.

“M-mom...” Meg said.

She put her finger to Meg’s lips. “Shhh. Just this one time, you can call me Lois.”

“Yes ... yes Lois.” Meg smiled fondly before Lois pushed her back against the wall and took of the erect nipples into her mouth. Meg cried out feeling feeling those lips and tongue latch onto her sensitive caps, it was all she could do to hold her mother close and run her fingers through her wet red ginger hair.

Despite her mother being married to Peter and bearing three of his children, she had fooled around with women in the past. Kissing the girl that Meg brought home while she played at being a lesbian and that one time she gave Cleveland a show by going at it with Bonnie before he left for Stoolbend had both been enough to reawaken a hidden side of her. But she never thought she’d be fully letting it out with her daughter.

As Lois was sucking on the teat, Meg had reached her hand down to her mother’s vagina. She started rubbing on it gently at first, but when she felt Lois’ clitoris swollen with arousal, together with the way her tits were being skillfully worked with the perfect mix of lips, teeth, and tongue, was bringing out the predator in Meg again. Her fingers reached down to the enlarged nub and pinched on it lightly, before she started stroking it more vigorously.

Lois had to stop sucking on Meg’s tit to moan. With her head already down, servicing her daughter’s massive chest and a pair of hands working her sweet spot, Lois who was ordinarily so proud and confident was now submissive and defenseless. And Meg liked that.

While Meg worked her mother’s clit, Lois held her by the shoulders to keep steady. She looked up at Meg, still without her glasses. Even though Lois could see clearly and Meg was still squinting her eyes to see, her daughter had a sinister grin on her face, knowing exactly what was going on. Her limited vision barely allowed her to see her mother looking so weak before her, but it wasn’t at all helped by feeling her down there and knowing she was making her wail so badly.

She slowed down a bit to give her mother some time to take it all in while still touching her most sensitive part. Lois’ moans had simmered down a bit, but she was still murmuring sweetly to herself. Meg dipped one of her fingers inside Lois’ wet snatch. Tight and hot down there, her mother was truly the epitome of desire to make so many people want her, and any woman want to be her, something Meg loved and hated her for. Lois’ grip on Meg’s shoulders was tightening, digging her nails into her skin so hard that her knuckles were starting to turn white. Finished teasing her, Meg resumed playing with her clit, faster and faster.

Lois screamed out loud when she came. Meg held her so she could keep her footing, feeling her whole body quivering as she melted into the orgasm. Eventually Lois slumped to her knees, unable to take it anymore. That just allowed Meg to be standing over top of her.

Lois looked up and without another word, started eating out Meg’s juicy vagina. Meg enjoyed the feeling of being so dominant then. Even though she couldn’t see most of it, she felt it acutely, it brought out a sadistic feeling to have her mother, one of her biggest bullies, servicing her so.

Meg softly put her hand on Lois’ head, encouraging her to do it. Just as Lois was moaning in deep satisfaction, now Meg was doing it. She started playing with one of her tits, desperately wanting to cum.

Lois tasted Meg’s pleasure the moment she came. A small dash of fluid from the nub squirted right on her face. She kept on eating her daughter’s pussy, she had experimented a bit when she was younger and knew exactly how to do it, digging her tongue deep inside. But Meg, both unused to this amount of pleasure let alone it coming from her mother, found herself helpless on the receiving end of it. She found herself becoming so giddy that she slipped on the wet floor, falling down right on her butt before she realized it.

Lois smiled at this turn of events. Meg was fumbling around, trying to get up without her glasses. Taking the soap, Lois grabbed her naked daughter like she was a bratty little child in need of punishment, and started washing her fast and rough all over her body, her tits and legs and ass, while liberally fingering her pussy and anus, quickly asserting her dominance over Meg once again.

Not that it lasted very long. Even without her glasses, Meg was able to find her bearings and quickly pulled herself close to her mother so that their bodies were joined again. This time she wrapped her legs around Lois’ hips, not letting her get away, the both of them sitting upright on the floor. Grinding hard against her, Meg grabbed Lois’ small petite ass hard. Unable to escape Meg’s grasp and the heightened feelings of pleasure she was being put through, Lois submitted to her daughter completely at that moment, throwing her head back in ecstasy.

They were grinding against each other so hard on the shower floor that their butts were starting to feel it. But they were both so horny that they didn’t care. They were each so close to cumming again already, but it hit the both of them at the same time when their erect clits touched each other again at the right moment. It was an almost electric sensation of pleasure and release all at once.

Meg shuddered first, unable to hold it in any longer. Lois had been feeling it pretty bad too, but it was only due to her confidence and experience that she was able to contain herself as well as she did. Meg had to lay her head on her mother’s shoulder as her confident demeanor faded and she clung to her, feeling submissive and cared for, and wanting nothing else in the world. She was faintly aware Lois had climaxed too, and that only made her hold onto her harder.

Her mind wracked in a state of delirium, Lois slowly coaxed Meg until her face was at her mother’s vagina again. Without awaiting any command, Meg did exactly as she was told, obediently licking Lois’ snatch. It didn’t even occur to her that this was the vagina that gave birth to her, she was completely focused on pleasuring Lois. As Meg was performing her task, Lois reached around her daughter’s curvy body and started fingering her anus again.

For several amazing minutes they were like that, both locked in a lurid act of shameless and forbidden pleasure. Lois came first, and Meg felt her mother’s vagina spasm on her mouth. But with the finger still working her anus, she didn’t stop, and Meg even started playing with her own cunt, until she felt two powerful orgasms surge in her asshole and her pussy.

When the two of them had finished cumming, Lois leaned over and retrieved Meg’s glasses and set them back on her face. Meg squinted a bit, catching herself, before Lois kissed her gently. They both moaned into it, holding each other. When they stopped, Lois cupped her face.

“L-Lois...” Meg said.

“Clean me off,” she said, handing her the soap. Meg nodded, and slowly went to work with care and precision. She rubbed the lather onto her mother’s soft breasts, down her flat stomach, and Lois raised her arms up. Taking the hint, Meg scrubbed onto her sides and armpits, up her arms, and then went to work on her mother’s legs, washing all over the thighs, calves, and her feet.

It stirred something in Meg’s heart when Lois turned around. With just as much care, Meg washed all over her mother’s shoulders, her lower back, and her bum. The thrill of touching and tasting Lois’ skin, lips, and vagina was nothing compared to the warmth in Meg’s heart at these tender moments together with this woman. No judgment or lingering animosity remained between them, just pure love.

As she finished cleaning her up, Lois turned off the faucet. She took a towel and dried herself off from head to toe before turning to Meg and doing the same to her. Her daughter closed her eyes blissfully as she let Lois slowly and softly touch every spot with care, she never felt so right just then.

Then Meg was shaken out of it by another devastating kiss right on the lips. Lois closed the gap between the two of them, the heat of their bodies together accompanied by what residual moisture was left. Meg let her mother’s tongue inside her mouth, returned it eagerly with no complaints whatsoever.

When their lips parted, there was a faint line of spit between their mouths barely visible in the overhead light.

“Go out there and teach Connie a lesson. Then get back here.”

After giving Connie a spanking so good that she actually came from it, Meg got back and snuggled in the nude together with Lois again, fingering and eating each other again and again, worshipping their naked bodies under the light of the moon for what seemed like forever, until finally they couldn’t take it anymore and fell asleep in each other’s arms. But the next morning, their stay was up and they had to go back to Quahog.

Lois couldn’t take it anymore. Being in the shower now, all she could think about was that time. Her heart was beating in her chest, her head felt light, and her whole body was on fire. Feeling an intense pleasantness in her vagina, she looked down at how wet she was, and realized she needed to satisfy herself.

She probed her lubricated swollen vagina with her fingers. Her clitoris was already swollen with arousal, and closing her eyes, she pressed down on it with her thumb while she fingered herself. She closed her eyes and moaned deeply while she reached up to her tits until she climaxed. She felt it in her whole body, shaking for a good several minutes under the stream of water, and naughtily sucked her finger, tasting her pleasure.

Doing it with her daughter wasn’t the only thing she thought about either. She easily understood now why Bonnie had cheated on Joe several times already, she was just experimenting down in Florida, but that had easily been some of the best sex she ever had. But the moment she got back home and shut the door behind her, she knew reality had set in. And so life went on.

Her brother Patrick was currently paying them a visit. The one time Quahog Fat Guy Strangler turned innocent when he helped Joe and Peter solve the case of the serial killer at Chris’ fat camp still made her more than a little nervous. He still hadn’t accounted for where he’d gone after that. Still talked about his invisible wife Marian too.

Drying herself off, Lois switched into her regular clothes, then went downstairs. Patrick was watching TV on the couch, with an arm around “Marian,” while Stewie was in his room fiddling with some weird toys she still didn’t understand. She was still oblivious to her youngest son’s true nature as an evil genius, Chris was probably beating it in his room, Peter was either still at work or hanging out the guys, Meg was out with her friends, and Brian was busy keeping an eye on her brother.

“I’ll be going out,” Lois said.

“Sure thing,” Patrick said. That answer should have made Lois uneasy, but all the chaos of Quahog seemed humdrum to her by now. The chicken, Quagmire and Herbert’s antics, she never thought all that could get boring to her.

She had planned on going out with Bonnie and Donna when she saw a white van go by on the streets. First thing she thought of was the Bang Bus. She sighed dreamily remembering it before she continued on her way. But all that changed when the van stopped.

“Hey!” said a familiar male voice, the voice of the driver. “Long time no see!”

She almost jumped hearing his voice for real.

“It’s really you?” she said, going up close.

“Damn, I never thought we’d be running into you again,” said the man in the backseat. “Come on in. I’ve been thinking about you for awhile now.”

“Oh hell yeah!” She opened the door and got in. Both of the guys were smiling at the sight of her. The driver leaned forward and gave her a passionate kiss before she gave another wet one to the guy right beside her in the back seat. “I’ve missed you, boys!”

“Where’s your daughter?” the driver said. Meg’s big tits still gave him nightmares.

“She’s out with her friends right now. But don’t worry. I’m all you need,” she said, licking her lips. She already started unbuttoning her shirt. Then there was a loud thump outside.

“What in the world?” she said, looking out the window.
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It was only for an instant that Rick’s car vanished in the sky in a blaze of blue light, but they reappeared over the skies of Quahog, Rhode Island, right above the Griffin household. Morty and Summer looked around in amazement. They all heard a familiar jingle for three seconds Morty and Summer couldn’t quite place. Rick on the other hand knew it quite well.

“Where are we?” Morty said.

“Morty, look at the design of that house, look at the angle we’re looking from all the way up here. Remember that jingle we just heard? Can’t you see this is a familiar cutaway sequence between story sequences to show a recurring location? And remember all those references to random past episodes we were doing before we came here, even though it had nothing to do with the main plot of my newest invention? No wonder we came to this place first!” He smiled and laughed, cheering to himself. “We’re in the world of Family Guy, bitches!”

“Whoa...”

“Yep, you definitely planned this,” Summer said.

“It worked!” Rick said, ignoring her. “Who else can fucking do that but me? I’m the best Rick ever!” He started laughing really loud.

“Okay, okay!” Morty said. “So if we’re really in the world of Family Guy how about we set down and do some stuff?”

“Sure thing Morty. Just be careful about what you do or say here. We’re in the world of Family Guy, so you know about those cutaway jokes. If you say the wrong thing or ramble on about something that is completely incoherent and unrelated to the situation, you might find yourself trapped in some weird repeating loop of a joke that goes on for way too long.” His eyes widened and he looked at Morty real close. “Or it might go on forever.”

“Yeah, point taken. Can we just go now?”

“Alright kids, hold onto your pants while we set down. Oh yeah!”

They did set down then, only for the car to suddenly konk out just right before they landed. Rick tried starting it up again but no go. Getting frustrated, he kept at it, and then there was a loud sonic boom that could be heard all over Spooner Street.

“Uh, what was that?” Morty said.

“Oh shit.” They got out and looked at the canister, and the self insert fluid looked like it was boiling inside. “Well, I had only run a few preliminary tests on organic matter and artificial matter going through self insert portals before pitching this idea as an adventure, so it’s not really a surprise something like this happens.”