Chapter 14: Three Dicks. Four Girls. Bang Bus.

There was a big event coming up for the three spies. It wasn’t a mission from Jerry and it was small potatoes compared to the orgy they had with Kim Possible last night. But these girls knew it was a big deal.

Namely Alex had a date. It wasn’t the first date she had been on and this wasn’t the first date she had gone on with this particular guy either. But this was the time they were supposed to go all the way. Except there was one problem. Alex had never actually properly had sex with anyone before. Kim Possible’s dick was the first time she had done anything with a real cock, and even then all she did was suck it off. Again, and again, and again.

Clover and Sam gave her all kinds of pointers. The former being that kind of girl didn’t surprise Alex at all, but hearing even Sam tell her things to do definitely floored her a bit. But there was so much of it that she started to think that maybe she should take notes instead.

Frustrated, Alex screamed in anger. “I’m sorry. I just ... I just don’t think I can do it. He’s going to break up with me and it’s all because I don’t know how to fuck!”

“Hey, it’s okay,” Sam said. “If he breaks up with you because of that, he’s a jerk anyway.”

“Oh yeah!” Clover chirped up. “And if he does dump you, you know we’ll always have your back. Girlfriends for life!”

“Thanks guys,” Alex said. “But he’s so handsome and smart. I think he might be the one.”

Clover actually arched her eyebrow at that one with a wicked grin. The other two spies didn’t know what to make of her looking like that. She almost looked clever. “Well how about we find you a random guy to practice with? Don’t worry, we won’t let your beau find out a single thing about it.” She held up her hand. “Pinky promise!”

Sam smiled dryly and shook her head. “That’s just Clover.”

“But that might actually be a good idea,” Alex said. She stuck out her pinky too and they did a pinky promise. “I’m down!”

Sam’s eyes widened a bit and she put her hands on her hips. Her smile looked a little flabbergasted now. Clover sensed it too and looked at her. “What’s that look supposed to mean? Are you too afraid to have some fun for once?” She narrowed her eyes. “And last night didn’t count. Last night was just girls’ night.”

“No, I think I should tag along to make sure you don’t get her into any trouble. Besides,” she said, looking at Alex, “if you need help on how to properly do it, you shouldn’t take advice from her.”

“Little Miss Goody Two Shoes is talking about sex?” Clover said, taking on a faux high and mighty accent. “Why I never!” she said, putting her hand over her mouth in an exaggerated parody of a noblewoman.

Sam narrowed her eyes, still wearing that smile. “Oh you’ll see. Guys kinda like that about me. You treat your tushy like it’s a treasure and they’ll be drooling by the end of it.”

Clover frowned. “What are you trying to say? That I like to put out or something?”

Sam threw her hands up in the air. “I didn’t say anything! But if you have any insecurities Clover, please don’t take them out on poor little me.”

Clover was searching for a comeback. She was about to say something, but then Alex put her hands on their shoulders and pulled them in for a group hug. “Girls, girls! Let’s be fighting guys, not each other!”

“Yeah,” Clover said. “Let’s be fucking guys too, right?” Then she looked at Sam. “We’ll see who knows a thing or two.”

The same day, the three spies were on the boardwalk by the beach. They were all dressed to impress, not even bothering to put on any clothes and were instead clad in swimwear. Despite being here for one reason only, Alex was dressed the most modestly in a black and yellow one piece. Clover and Sam by contrast were dressed far more provocatively. Clover naturally wasn’t even wearing a top, her breasts were exposed to the world with only two red heart pasties over her nipples and a pink little thong covering her up down there, while Sam was dressed in a typical green bikini top and had on a pair of tiny little navy blue swimming shorts that rode up her donk.

And they got plenty of attention too. Both men and women were sizing them up, they got catcalled and whistled at plenty. Clover and Sam mostly, and the two girls were more than happy to revel in all that glory. On the sands of California, there was no shortage of ladies who either didn’t know how to dress, or depending on your perspective, definitely knew how to dress, but these two were getting the most of it. It didn’t help that they were well under eighteen too, and more than a few people there didn’t know or care one bit.

There was also a contest brewing between the two girls on who was hottest. Sam was a little upset seeing Clover dressed so frivolously, and even though the redhead was showing plenty of skin herself, it was still nothing compared to how open her friend was being. Alex was starting to feel a little left out.

“I guess you gotta dress like that because you apparently can’t tie your own shoes,” Sam said, looking at her velcro shoes.

That ticked a nerve. “And maybe you’re dressed so basic because people might figure out you have the herp,” Clover shot back. Sam was already preparing another one.

“Uh hey, hey, let’s cool it down alright?” Alex said with a light smile on her face. The three spies would sometimes fight, but whenever Clover and Sam would get into it, they’d always use her as a bargaining chip, and it was always uncomfortable. Especially with how she was supposed to be the one getting all the attention. But this time they were actually clawing at each other’s throats.

“Fine!” both girls said, turning away from each other.

Just then a familiar bitchy voice shot right at them. “It’s a little early for Christmas, isn’t it?” It was Mandy. The three spies looked in her direction, and saw it wasn’t just her. It was Caitlin and Dominique too. They were dressed for the hot Cali weather, looking hot as they always did, though nowhere near as skanky as Clover and Sam were looking.

“What?” Clover said.

“Yeah, that’s just another of Mandy’s dumb remarks,” Sam said.

“Dumb,” Mandy said. She looked between Caitlin and Dominique who were smiling too. “Then let me explain it for you, okay bitches? Right now, you three are reminding me of Santa’s elves. Ho-ho-ho!”

The three of them started laughing and some of the crowd started chuckling too at that remark.

“Yeah, Santa is all about the spirit of giving,” Dominique said.

“But I’m sure you two skanks like to take it on the regular, huh?” said Caitlin.

“Don’t give them too much credit,” said Mandy. “They only dress like because they’re not even hoes yet. They’re just wannabe hoes.” She folded her arms and smirked. “And if that isn’t the saddest thing I’ve heard, I don’t know what is.”

Clover and Sam were putting aside their little feud to look back at their old rivals. They were fuming.

“Isn’t that cute, the two hoes are getting all hot and bothered?” said Mandy.

“You know Alex, you’re the only one who isn’t dressed like a skank,” Caitlin said. “So I guess that puts you a step above them. We might even let you join our little group.”

“What?” Alex said. She hated the idea of any of these three trying to befriend her.

“But then again, I remembered, you have to be hot. And you are U-G-LY girl. You ain’t got no fuckin’ alibi!” The three of them started laughing, and the three spies were forgetting all finding Alex some action, instead they were getting ready for a throwdown, Alex included. But before it escalated to that, the three bitches walked away, holding each other’s backs.

“That fucking bitch!” Clover said.

“Which one?” Sam said.

“All of them.”

Alex sighed. It’s gonna be one of those days isn’t it? she thought to herself. Then she got a call on her phone. “Oh it’s Kim Possible!” she said.

“Hey, where you at?” Kim said.

“Uh we’re on the boardwalk! Is something wrong?”

“No, no, I was just coming to get you!” Before Alex could ask what she meant by that, the line shut off.

Just then, a white van zoomed out of nowhere from a blue flash and stopped nearby. Alex crinkled her face in alarm, but her two friends were already getting interested, forgetting about their little feud. She looked at the two of them in confusion, not understanding why they’d be so excited, when the window rolled down.

“Well helloooo Larry!” said the familiar voice of the driver.

A giddy smile lit up Clover’s face. “That’s me. No matter the name, I’m still hot and everyone here knows it.”

“What?” Alex said, thinking he was talking to her on account of her short hairstyle. It had been so long since that incident with Mandy on the beach that she had forgotten that it was that nemesis who had coined that dumb nickname for Clover in the first place.

“And I see my little ginger friend is still looking fine as ever,” said the man’s voice.

“Oh yeah, and I don’t have to show off to do it either,” Sam said, putting her hands on her hips and looking right at Clover.

“You two know these guys?” Alex said.

“Yeah!” both girls said.

“You thinking what I’m thinking?” Sam said to Clover.

“Yeah, we should have Alex practice with them!” Clover said. “And you can take cues from us while we fool around too. Right Sam?” she said, winking at her. “You’re not too good to get down and dirty are you?”

“Oh no, not me,” she said. “You should pay attention Clover. You might learn a thing or two.”

This time though, the two of them were laughing. After that earlier square off with the three bitches, any interaction between them was only in good humor. Alex smiled, glad that things were improving. “Alright, alright, let’s get on in.”

“The more the merrier!” said the driver. The back door opened up. Alex’s friends instantly made a beeline to get in, they were both fighting and pushing back against each other. They were both squirming and trying to squeeze in there, and then they suddenly stopped.

“We should let the guest of honor get in first,” said Sam.

“Likewise!” Clover said. “Only the best for our favorite girl!”

“Okay,” Alex said, a bit tired of it now. She got in and looked around. She didn’t know who the two guys were. But she definitely recognized Kim Possible.

And her attention was immediately drawn to a certain something pointing up from the other girl’s skirt. Not because that she had a penis in the first place. But that it seemed to have actually gotten bigger even after everything from last night.

“Um, wow...” Alex said. She was frozen, just staring at it. Kim actually got a little embarrassed just then.

Not too soon because the other two spies got in, pushing her forward. It was such a rough movement that Alex fell right on her stomach, with her face landing right on top of Kim’s penis bulge. She quickly got up.

“Um...” both of the girls said.

“Isn’t this something,” the driver said. “My favorite little blonde darlin’ from back in the day. How’s your other friend, uh, Mandy doing?”

“Oh, her?” Clover said.

“Yeah, her!” Sam said.

“We see each other at school and she’s still a bitch.”

“Wait, you did it with Mandy?” Sam said.

“Fucked her up good too,” Clover said, nodding with a proud smile.

“And did you two lovelies have fun while we were away?” the man said to Sam.

“We sure did!” Sam said, looking right at Kim.

“Yeah, we sure did...” Kim said, her voice trailing off. She didn’t regret last night at all, but with her current predicament, she was worried these girls would spread rumors that her penis was permanent. If Bonnie got word, that would be just the worst.

Alex just got herself up. She was still staring at the erection her face had just crashed into. She wouldn’t mind practicing for her boyfriend but had no idea it would be with this girl again.

“Don’t stare at it...” Kim said.

“Okay...” Alex said, feeling a bit nervous herself. That didn’t keep her from continuing to stare at it. It was hard to tell with her dark skin, but she was blushing pretty bad. She wasn’t entirely down with the idea of fucking other guys for practice, but Kim Possible saved their bacon last night and she was already plenty familiar with this penis!