Chapter 12: Shego Fucks up the Bang Bus

While Kim was walking off in the sunset with the WOOHP girls for more fun times to come, Shego wasn’t in such a good mood. The Drakken Kraken and his master AI network of Seaweb was officially out of commision, and yet another one of her master’s brilliant plans had gone to hell. She warned him about the dangers of bringing his control network out in the open, but he insisted on going about it anyway. That led to not only their failure even with liquid robots called exterminators but her losing another fight with Kim Possible.

This time it was even more humiliating. Not only Kim rescue those troublesome WOOHP girls, but she had a curious new appendage standing up on end out of her pants which was both well endowed and a weak point for anyone. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. If her boss wasn’t so afraid when his nemesis was standing right before him, one good kick was all it would take to have Kim down for the count. Yet fate had other plans.

As she was moving through the streets of Beverly Hills looking for a place to lay low, she found a white van driving along. Perfectly inconspicuous. They were slowing down as she approached them too. The window rolled down.

“Well hello beautiful!” said the driver from inside. “How about you and me get comfortable, huh?” She heard another guy laughing from inside. She figured he was laughing at her, as if she was being taken for a joke, but really he was laughing at the driver trying to save face after missing out on scoring with two hot chicks at the same time.

She knew exactly what he was getting at. She got a good look at him too. Bald and a bit older, if she didn’t work with Dr. Drakken on the regular, he might look like kind of a tough guy, someone who would steal your girlfriend on spring break and there was nothing you could do about it. But given her profession as well as his cheesy pickup lines, she knew real strength when she saw it and this guy wasn’t it.

Men are so predictable, she mused silently to herself. “Why that suits me fine,” she said, smiling as sweetly as she could like she was his childhood girl next door. Despite that, her eyes still radiated with a sinister gleam and he even felt a bit scared at the way she was grinning at him. But he didn’t care. He wanted some action and as far as he was concerned, she was up for it.

“Well hop on in,” he said, reaching behind and opening the back door. Her smile turned a little more sly and coupled with the malice shining from her eyes, he had no doubt she was going to be trouble. But they had a mutual interest. He wanted to get laid and she needed a place to stay undercover. She got in and shut the door behind her.

There was already a man in the back seat with her. Buff and tatted, he looked like a tough guy alright, exactly the opposite of Dr. Drakken, probably what her boss wished he looked like and compensated for it by trying to take over the world all the time. He also looked a little winded, like he just did something crazy. If she knew he not only played a role in harboring her nemesis but also fooling around with her and that WOOHP girl, she would have demanded info on the spot, and he would have been powerless to resist both her beauty and her brute strength. She even had a feeling both these guys might have been involved somehow even though she had no real reason to believe that. That was how good her sixth sense was.

Still, she was in something of a mood to make herself feel better. Two against one weren’t nearly as imposing odds. She also had a feeling that these two weren’t nearly as competent as the two girls she just sparred with. If things didn’t go the way she wanted to either, she also knew of a certain weak spot she’d make sure to capitalize on this time.

The driver up front turned his head looked back at her. “So, how about you earn your fare, huh? We both want the same thing.”

“Earn my fare?”

“Yeah, you know. Give me some nookie.”

Shego got a better look at him. A skinny sorta lanky guy wearing nothing but a tiny little tank top and tight little short shorts that left nothing to the imagination, they were definitely clothes too small for him. If anyone would be going for the himbo aesthetic, it would be the beefcake guy right next to her. More than that, even an evil sidekick like her recognized the brand of those shorts too, they were definitely girls’ clothes. She couldn’t have begun to imagine what he was into. Or that until very recently, Kim Possible had been wearing them.

She wasn’t about to get bossed around by someone like him either. She grabbed his shoulder so hard that he actually winced in pain. Even after all that sex earlier, the man started up in alarm ready to intervene. He was a bit more physically imposing, the kind of who looked like he had a few scrapes here and there, but she took care of him too, quickly darting her arm at him and grabbing his neck. Her fingers were just right above several pressure points, and she tapped them with just enough force for it to be uncomfortable to show how serious she was. She gave off that sweet smile again and both of their hearts dropped for totally different reasons than why they did at first.

“This good enough for you boys? I can either take out the both of you right now and jack this vehicle from you. Or you can do what I say. We agree on that?” They both nodded and she let them go. Both of the dudes took a few moments to get their bearings after that one. Shego just sat back and folded her arms with her legs crossed, with a wry grin on her face. The sound of police sirens wasn’t too far in the distance. “Good. Now keep me away from the fuzz and we’ll be good.”

“Okay, whatever you say miss!” said the driver. He was still smarting a bit from where she grabbed him. But her overt aggression and that threat got his heart racing. After watching Kim and Sam go at it with him and being left out of that three way, he had never been so excited before. That also got the blood pumping for the man in the back. Even after fucking two hot girls several times in succession, including ramming the virgin asshole of the one he deflowered back in the day, he was getting a mean hard on in his pants. He already had it so bad and he was so scared of her that he pushed his boner down underneath his legs.

That hadn’t gone unnoticed by Shego. She was looking outside to make sure that they were safe from the cops, but she did see him make that motion in her peripheral vision. To her eyes, even someone like him looked like an embarrassed little boy. She found a giddy smile forming on the corners of her lips and despite the danger of being caught, the sheer exhilaration of dominating these two men in addition to the thrill of the chase had her fighting the urge to start cackling wildly. It was humiliating losing to Kim more due to her boss’ incompetence than anything else, so this was the most fun she’d had in a long while.

“Faster, faster!” she said. “Burn some rubber! Those cops can’t catch us!”

“Yes ma’am!” said the driver. The last time a beautiful woman ordered him around, it was Officer Jenny, but he held the advantage over her. It was the exact opposite from the position he was in right now. He didn’t know what he should have been feeling right now. He just hoped that she wouldn’t rob them once she lost the heat.

It wasn’t the first time he ever ran a red light. Still, he never once thought he’d be roped into being a getaway driver. But just like his mate, he was getting a mean hard on in his pants, both from the way she grabbed him and just the thrill of the moment.

They were getting farther from the cops behind them. But they could see there were more than a few of them from the flashing lights ahead. Shego grit her teeth.

“You boys know this area? Because if the fuzz catch up to us, I’ll make sure I’m taken in for murder on my list of charges.”

“Hey bro, you know any places we can help this lovely lady lay low?” the man asked the driver.

He smiled. He couldn’t tell if he was terrified of her that he wanted to get on her good side or he just wanted to impress her but he had a good idea in mind. “Yeah, I think I know just the spot.”

The rocket launcher strapped to the end of the vehicle sped them up so fast that the tires made a loud screeching sound on the streets. Then he suddenly peeled into another street right onto the side. The cops picked up the pace too, pursuing them. Fortunately for them, he knew this area very well. Before the police could catch up to them, he deactivated the boost and made another quick turn into a small dark alleyway and then turned off the vehicle. At that point the cops sped right past them, both unable to see the van in the cul-de-sac as well as not believing for a second that someone could made two sharp turns that fast.

Eventually the sirens died down. Shego kept on looking out front with a piercing gimlet eye, on the lookout for any surprises. She didn’t know if several cop cars were waiting out the entry or there were several on foot still patrolling the area.

“Change of plans fellas. I’m gonna be staying with you two just a little longer.”

“Okay!” said the driver, sounding a little too excited. This was the exact same spot he was tag teamed by Clover and Mandy, and he was thinking all kinds of fun things could go down with this woman. She only glared at him. “I mean ... o-okay miss...”

“Yeah, I think we can agree to that,” the man said.

“Good boys. By the way, since we’re all alone, I need a few ways to pass the time. And I’m taking you two up on your initial offer.”

“Listen, I’m flattered lady, really, but I’m not really into that kinky shit. My guy up front on the other hand...”

“Then move your legs.”

“What? You want me to cross my legs? That’s kinda uncomfortable...”

She opened up one of her hands and flashed her trademark green fire from her palms. “I saw you getting a chub earlier, now move your legs apart!” He quickly did exactly as he was told. His dick was even bigger now than it was before. “And you up there. Stand up and show me.” She was still holding that fire out. The driver turned around and faced her. His dick was the biggest of all, the outline of it bulging against the tiny little shorts he was wearing. She thought this guy in the back would have a bigger wood, but she was surprised, he must have been really horny. Instead, she threw her head back giggled wickedly to herself. “Good. I hope you two are still hard up for me and those aren’t pee boners from you two about to piss your pants, otherwise I’ll rip them right off.”

The driver’s dick tingled just a bit hearing that. He smiled awkwardly. “Hey I have no control over this thing. I mean...” She grabbed him by the collar of his little shirt into the back seat with her. Before he even had the chance to respond, she threw him down onto the car seat and straddled herself on top of him. Then she started kissing him.

Shego’s tongue immediately pushed past his lips and into his mouth. She was also grinding up on him, moving her hips up and down so his dick was moving in between her ass cheeks. All the while she moaned violently.

The man was getting a bit jealous at that point. Just like Sam Simpson, Shego looked great in that tight suit of hers, and it outlined every curve of her fine body. Though he had one hell of a great time with Kim and Sam, the attitude of this girl was another thing entirely and coupled with her natural sexiness, he was watching this scene go down like a little peeping tom. He couldn’t possibly be more jealous. All the women on board the Bang Bus could probably kick his one in one way or another, but he never thought he’d meet one who could.

Despite her overt aggression, the driver didn’t mind one bit. He overcame his fear and moved his hands all over her, feeling all over her body in that tight suit of hers. Whatever misgivings he had were gone to the winds as he kissed back with her. He was nowhere near to matching her intensity, Then she broke the kiss to look down at him and laughed. “What was that? Are you a virgin or something?”

“What? No!”

“Well you sure kiss like one.” She turned around and looked at the man. “How about you? Is that dick getting hard in your pants real? Or are you wearing a muscle suit and you’re wearing a strap on that’s as fake as the rest of you?”

“Okay, now that’s taking it a bit far...”

She suddenly sprung on all fours at him, knocking into him so roughly he fell up against the car door. He was a little worn out from all that action with Kim and Sam, so he was way more taken aback than the driver was. But even with his muscular frame at full strength, he would have been no match for her. She was plenty powerful herself, and had technique to spare.

Nor would he ever want to fight the woman on top of him doing what she was doing. Just like with the driver, her tongue violently invaded his mouth, she was viciously kissing him. Someone as vicious as Shego could tell he was shocked from her aggression, but he was still more listless from her than she liked. So she reached behind her and fondled his crotch. Despite her being far from what he was normally into, his body betrayed him as his dick rose to attention, and she was enough of a smoking hot babe that he was very quickly learning that he could enjoy getting his freak on with this kind of woman. He just hoped that she wouldn’t be too rough.

She suddenly snapped her head back and licked her lips. They were both men and she was a woman, and she had gotten on board to take advantage of their dumb horny natures. But now she was feeling just as perverted as they were and was more than in a mind to make herself feel better. She looked between the two of them and couldn’t decide which one she wanted to break first.

She would let their reactions decide that. Turning her back to both of them and sitting up on her calves, she reached to the zipper on her back and slowly pulled it down. After seeing Sam look so elegant like a goddess, Shego was no less graceful as she also slowly peeled her suit off even with that vicious smile on her face. The guys just watched every inch of her marble skin being exposed to their naked eyes. They admired her fine and sleek shape, her back muscles pulsing under her flesh with every breath she took.

Once the zipper was down to the small of her back, both of the guys were speechless. They could only stare at her asscrack hanging out to their lewd eyes. That was fine, she’d let them get away with that. She wiggled her butt a little to tease them as she moved her hands around her torso and up to her shoulders, moving the tight fabric off so even more of her was exposed. Her white skin against her jet black hair was a sight to behold, if it weren’t for her clear and malicious nature, her posing like that and revealing herself to them in such a seductive manner could been the front page of a magazine.

Her arms were just as sculpted with muscle as the wonder of her. Both guys realized very fast how she was able to overpower them so fast. As she held her hands behind her head and confidently twirled her hair for them, the front of her suit fell forward. With her back still exposed to them, they couldn’t see that chest at all and were aching to get an eyeful.

Shego brought her hands down to the waist of the suit. The two guys felt no small amount of happiness when that bubble butt of hers popped right out of her uniform for all the world to see. Reaching under her donk and still sitting up on her calves, she moved the suit down further. At that point her would be paramours leaned in closer to get a good look at her thighs. She had the suit down to her knees and moving her hands in between her calves and the seat, edged the remaining part of the suit down to her ankles and then had them off her feet.

Fully aware both guys virtually had their jaws dropping, she held the suit in her hands and flung it behind her. As she expected, both guys snatched and grabbed at it at the same time. When she turned around exposing her nude bod before them, both of them were still rubbing it on their faces and sniffing all over it. She was flattered they were behaving just like trained dogs. But she was getting a little irritated on them actively ignoring her.

She clapped. With how strong she was, the sound was loud enough they both heard it and so sudden they immediately stopped what they were doing. They were so startled they snapped to attention, knowing the consequences of ignoring one of her orders. But whatever alarm they felt was nothing compared to how stunned they were actually seeing her naked.

She was a wonder to behold. They already knew she was muscular before, tight and lean in all the right places. But her breasts were also nicely shaped, not just big for someone of her build but also big enough to make any woman envious. Her dark nipples poking out might as well have been little top hats. She crossed her legs like she was a diva and sat back, letting them take it all in.

“You,” she said, looking at the driver. Despite her severity, his heart leapt up in his chest.

“M-me...?” he barely got out.

“Yeah you.”

Her lips curled in an evil smile. “Watch.” She turned to the man and beckoned him forward with a finger. He nodded. Then she lay back on the seat and spread open her vaginal lips. Her black pubic bush was damp and small streams of pussy juice leaked out across her thighs. “Eat.” As she said that, she gave him a smile and licked her lips.

The man wasn’t afraid after that. The driver got in the back seat and got down on his knees on the car floor to make it easier for his face to be at her twat. But despite her being such a harsh mistress, the smell of her vagina was tantalizing in his nostrils. He could see her vaginal folds twitching too. He couldn’t begin to imagine what kind of wild cunnilingus this would be like.

He leaned forward and tasted her pussy for the first time with a single strong lick. The wet twat was strong and hot on his tongue, and the taste of her juices wasn’t unpleasant or sour like her personality was but maybe due to his vestigial fear, it was memorable in a way that made it linger in his mouth for several moments. It wasn’t like him to be so nervous when going clamdiving, even that single lick was stronger than most, but Shego was aggressive in a way that most women only wished they could be like. He looked at her wet twat again, still twitching and was determined to please his raven haired mistress.

He grabbed his cock, intending to stimulate himself as he went down on her. But she noticed that and grabbed his hair with just enough force to put him in his place. “No. You are to see to my pleasure alone.” He didn’t say anything but as he looked into her cold eyes, he felt her grip on him tighten not to the point of pain, yet still enough to remind him who was boss. He felt a strange burning sensation from her hands and then he did let go of his dick. Smiling, she let go of him.

He had to blink twice when he saw what looked like green fire from the hand that had grabbed his head. Looking at her pale and naked body illuminated in that green glow, he forgot her raw intimidation, and allowed himself to admire her form. He had taken charge with Kim Possible and Sam Simpson, but now he was ready to serve her. This time he grabbed her full thighs and licked her again.

His cunnilingus was far faster this time. As his dug his tongue deep within her wet vaginal folds, he felt up all over her legs. Shego reached down and touched his head again, and for a moment he winced. But she only gently toussled his black hair, encouraged him to continue eating her out.

The driver was watching with anticipation. He locked eyes with her for several moments, hoping he would get the go-ahead to join in with her. His meat was throbbing under Kim’s tight little booty shorts. With his mate eating that cunt of hers, he hoped she would suck him off. But instead she bared her teeth and teased him, groping one of her breasts as she continued getting her pussy eaten out.

Though she was getting worked pretty good. Even a woman like her was lost in the waves of euphoria he was giving her with his mouth. She moaned loudly like any call girl as she poked and prodded her nipple more, eager to speed up her orgasm.

Shego let out a sudden squeak from her throat when she finally came. Still holding the man’s hair, she brought his face right up against her crotch as her spasming twat released her juices all over his face in her violent orgasm. Contrary to her disposition, her voice was skittish when she came, proof of the powerful orgasm she just had. But it didn’t take long for her to start laughing in sweet satisfaction.

The sound sent a thrill in both of the dudes. But she looked up at the driver again and sensed how bad he was needing it. Not as buff as the man who just ate her out, he was easy prey. And willing too.