Chapter 1: Kim Makes the Bang Bus Possible

It was just another day, another job, in Middleton, USA. And what kept things from becoming humdrum and routine was that Dr. Drakken was out on the loose for another nefarious plan, and Kim Possible was on the job to put a stop to him. With her trusty sidekick Ron Stoppable and his pet rat Rufus at her side, she’d save the world, every time. It never got boring, it was always dangerous, but she knew she could always handle it.

What she hadn’t gotten used to was how Drakken’s schemes would unfold. Always something new and just downright weird. Either he had a base inside a giant block of cheese or she’d learn her nana used to train with Shaolin monks when she was younger, and then there was the time that the janitor who mentored her was a secret agent who regularly made a fool out of Ron. But she’d always win in the end.

This time though, things would go a little differently. She had just gotten done with a cheerleading routine when she got a call from Wade. No time to waste, she quietly excused herself from the locker room, still in her cheerleading uniform and got into the hallways only to bump into Ron.

“Sup KP?” he said.

“No time!” she said, holding up her communicator. She quickly turned it on to see Wade. “Hey Wade, what’s the sitch?”

“It’s about Dr. Drakken.”

“Tell me something I don’t know. What’s he up to this time?”

“He somehow got framework for SADI and developed a device allowing him to remotely control all the cars registered in the state of Wisconsin! He’s not going to stop until the state makes him governor and changes it’s name to Drakkensin!”

“I was going to say that just sounds like another day for him but that actually is pretty bad.”

“And that’s not even the worst part. He’s found a way to turn them into...”

“Robots in diguise?”

“Yeah!” He cocked an eyebrow. “How’d you know?”

“Something just tells me he’s the guy to be into that kind of thing.”

“So when you look around right now and see a car, you can’t be sure if it’s safe,” Wade said. “Some have been implanted with sensors and I can’t tell which ones are safe to get in. If you try to get into any vehicle right now, you could be mega compromised!”

“What?”

“I said mega compromised.”

“Funny way of putting it but okay. You got a location?”

“Yeah. He’s at an old factory out of town at these coordinates.”

“But that’s several miles away.”

“In that case we go stealth right KP?” Ron said. Rufus chirped in agreement.

“Kim goes stealth. Dr. Drakken won’t be paying attention to you Ron. Because you’re just a...”

“Sidekick?” Ron said.

“Yeah, that’s it,” Kim said. Rufus started giggling a bit.

“Not funny.”

“And if Dr. Drakken cares enough to notice you Ron, then at least you’ll serve as a distraction. Kim, you’ll have to find a more secretive way there.”

“Don’t I have bigger things in my future? Being a distraction or a sidekick already sucks, but now I have to be both?”

“Kim tells me that’s all you are most of the time.”

“Hey, look on the bright side,” Kim said, patting Ron on the shoulder. “You’re my distraction and sidekick.”

“I guess that makes it a little better.”

“But I can take a bike and find an off the beaten path away from the streets. That way Drakken won’t see me coming.”

“That’s a good idea Kim,” Wade said.

“Oh yeah, pedal to the metal!” Ron said.

“But you’ll have to be really careful. If anyone one of those cars senses you nearby, you could be in trouble. The only thing that can cloak your presence is something heavy, like a building or another car.”

“Why’s that?” Ron said.

“Well Drakken’s newest device sends out this radar and...”

“Forget I asked,” Ron said.

“That sounds like a major bummer,” Kim said.

“You’ve handled worse. I know you can do it.”

“Just let me change back into my regular clothes...”

“There’s no time!” Wade said. “These aren’t just any of Drakken’s normal robots, they’re automatic robots!”

“Or you could just call them autobots,” Ron said.

“That’s ridiculous,” Kim said. “They’re going to be a convoy on the streets, and they’re trying to deceive me. So you should call them...”

“Forget about the names and focus on what’s important or you’re prime for failure!” said Wade. “At any moment, they could roll out! You gotta get to Drakken’s base pronto or they might start to rock out!”

“Alright, alright,” she said.

“See you there KP!” Ron said, hailing a cab. “Gonna be bumbling over to Drakken’s base like a bee.” He got in and already it was gone. She sure hoped that Wade was right about Drakken not caring about Ron. Her sidekick might be taking a one way trip to being in her archenemy’s clutches.

That just meant she had to get there that much faster. She was about to get on a bike when she saw a van nearby. It was coming in slow. But what caught her attention was the license plate. It was out of state. That meant Drakken hadn’t gotten access to it.

She was thankful Wade had rushed her when he did. A minute later and she might have never noticed that vehicle. She quickly ran up to it. Even before she could hail it, it stopped.

“Hey there.” A deep male voice coming out from one of the open windows. “You wanna hitch a ride with us?”

“Yeah, I need you to take me somewhere.”

“We can take you somewhere special alright.” She thought she heard snickering. She didn’t know what they were on about, but she didn’t have the time or patience for it.

“I’m not here to play games! I need you to take me to this location!” she said, holding up her communicator, displaying a GPS map.

“Okay, okay, fine. Don’t get all mad. We’ll do as you say.” The door opened. “Come on in.”

This is shady, she thought to herself. Who knows, maybe it’s a trick by Dr. Drakken. But she had no choice. If this thing really was manned by Drakken’s goons, she’d take them out.

She got inside. On the seat next was another man. He was grinning. Even sitting down, she could tell he was a bit taller than her. He looked to be in his early thirties, not old, but old enough. Short dark hair, a muscular build, and wearing a leather jacket. A tattoo edging out on his neck too. Not the kind of guy she ever saw herself being around, she usually couldn’t stand guys like this.

Though he was kinda cute in a rugged sort of way.

He locked eyes longer with her than she expected before she looked away. She suddenly felt a little more exposed than usual, still in her cheerleading outfit with these strange men.

“Hey wait, wait, wait,” he said. He was the same voice that called to her from outside.

“Yeah?” Kim said looking at him again. “Do I know you?”

“Aren’t you Kim Possible?”

“Y-yeah?” Maybe these were Drakken’s goons after all. She tensed up a bit, ready for a fight. “How’d you know?”

“Relax, we’re big fans!” the driver said. He was around the same age as the guy next to her, but he was completely bald, and wearing a hoodie. “Always saving the world and junk. Never thought we’d be driving with a celebrity.”

“Right,” Kim said. She was used to people praising her, and right now it was taking her mind off the urgency of the mission. But she couldn’t let it go to her head. “Can you take me to this location already?” she said, holding up her communicator, so the driver could see it.

“Sure thing toots,” he said, looking in the rear view mirror. Her eyes were flitting about, looking between her new friends and the outside of the window. So far, so good. They were taking her exactly where she needed to go. To an outside observer, it was just another day of traffic. Wade was right, thanks to her being safe in a vehicle from out of state, none of these cars were turning into decepticons. That wasn’t just for her safety though, it was good that other people were being kept out of danger too. And the two guys with her right now hadn’t tried anything either. Coast was clear, for now anyway.

She was still mad Ron and Wade cut her off before she had a chance to say decepticons though. That was a way cooler name than autobots. Then again, she didn’t want to give any credit to Drakken’s plan either. Still, this idea was unusually sneaky for Dr. Drakken. It was quieter than usual. That meant it had to be Shego who was the genius behind this idea.

Wouldn’t want to give her any credit either.

The one next to her hadn’t failed to notice how alert she was. “Can you relax already?” he said. “We’ve been so nice to you.”

Kim shrugged her shoulders. “Alright.” She did just that. “Sorry, it’s just that I thought you were some of Dr. Drakken’s minions trying to pull something, and I’m already trying to foil one of his evil plans! I really should be grateful.”

“Hey it’s alright,” the driver said. “I know guys like us can be kind of intimidating.”

“You don’t need to worry one bit,” said the guy next to her, patting her on the shoulder. “You’re in good hands.”

“Besides if you tried anything, I could kick your butts!” she said. They all smiled and laughed. “Thanks for the ride.”

“No problem,” said the driver.

“You know, you’re really pretty,” said the guy next to her. “Surprised you’re not more banged up after saving the world on the regular.”

The driver chuckled to himself. Hope this girl will be plenty banged up by the time we’re done with her, he thought.

“Well when you’re as good as I am, you can do it all like it’s nothing,” Kim said, confidently flicking her hair back. The driver laughed a little louder this time.

“There anything you haven’t done yet?” asked the guy next to her. He laughed a bit. She knew exactly what he was getting at.

“That’s kinda hush-hush,” Kim said, turning away.

“I’ll take that as a yes, there are some things you haven’t done yet.”

“So what if it is? Can you just get me to where I need to go?”

“No problem there my fair lady!” said the driver.

“Learning something new everyday,” said the guy next to her. “Ever kissed anyone?”

“Like it’s any of your business,” she said. The driver whistled.

“If it’s not that big a deal, then kiss me,” he said.

“What?”

“I said...”

“Oh I heard you alright. But what makes you think I’d want to kiss you?”

“Well we’ve given you a ride. I’m not asking for anything, but yeah, it’d be nice to feel appreciated.”

Kim had a feeling he wasn’t going to let this one go. And if he tried anything, he’d find out how bad an idea it would be to mess with her. “Is that a challenge? Fine.” The man grinned. He leaned in, but she ignored his puckering lips and kissed him on the cheek.

He laughed in disbelief. “What was that?”

“Oh man,” the driver said. “You getting shut down was what it was.”

“You got a kiss, you’re good,” Kim said.

“Your fare just went up,” the man said. “You gotta kiss me like you mean it.”

“Well I’ve ... never done that before.”

“First time for everything. Or you trying to say you’re too good for me?”

“I think she is,” the driver said.

“My feelings are hurt!”

“Fine, whatever, I’ll kiss you,” she said, folding her arms. “Just to get you to shut up.” The driver whistled at that one. The man next to her grinned. He leaned in again. She reluctantly turned her head to face him.

Josh Mankey was still fresh on her mind. He was the last guy she let kiss her, the only guy who ever kissed her, and it was amazing back then. She still felt weird over how that relationship had petered out into nothing. And now this older guy wanted to kiss her on those same lips? A guy who would never in a million years be her type?

If that’s how it had to be. She couldn’t take the risk of being out on the road with Dr. Drakken’s transformers. Guys like these were nothing by comparison. At the very least, she’d close her eyes so she didn’t have to see his face.

She slowly puckered up. The man’s lips met hers. She wanted that to be it, done and done. But to her surprise, his lips continued rubbing up against hers. He wasn’t being clumsy with his technique either. Instead he was being gentle and measured, yet it couldn’t mask the wanton desire she felt inside of him. Not a surprise when he came onto her so hard before. But to her surprise, she found she didn’t mind it so much. Despite all his braggacio earlier, she couldn’t believe a guy like this of all people was being very slow and intimate with her.

She responded as best she could. But despite her best efforts, she knew she was being awkward. He knew it too, and that increased the speed of his lips on hers. Young girls were good for kissing, and fifteen year old girls who didn’t have a clue on how to do it were the best.

After awhile, she stopped kissing back, both out of embarassment as well as how she refused to give this total stranger the satisfaction of her time. And she might start to like it more than she wanted to. He on the other hand hadn’t slowed down one bit. He was having too much fun to stop, and he wanted to be her first in so many things. Some of the girls he and his buddy picked up on his ride said they were virgins, but he couldn’t be sure.

This girl was definitely a virgin. For all her big talk and reputation of kicking ass on the regular, this aspect was her one weak spot. And if he wanted her to do a little something else with him, he had to overwhelm her right now. Give it to her so bad that she wouldn’t be able to think of anything else.

He gently bit into her lower lip when she least expected it. He could taste the peach flavored lip balm on her mouth. He gently grazed the wet membrane of her inner lip with his teeth while using the rest of his mouth to suck on her full lower lip. She realized her mouth was technically free so to speak, which explained the small moan that escaped her. He heard that and decided to speed things up a bit.

He could sense she was a little bit on edge. He rubbed his hand on her shoulder to ease her nerves. Kim knew exactly what he was trying, the effect he was going for. But between that mix of enthusiasm and eagerness in her mind, and still letting this total stranger kiss her, it was working.

He let go of her lip, only for him to inch his tongue out to touch her lips. Kim felt it, and she froze up. It wasn’t the first time guys had been forward with her like this, but it was the first time it had ever escalated to such a physical level. Her face was beet red. She wasn’t surprised he was doing this to her after how cocky he had been, but she had still never tasted another guy’s tongue before.

Her man friend was enjoying this little tryst to his heart’s content. A girl like this was beautiful, anybody would be lucky to have her. But to be the guy to pop all her cherries was a dream come true. Very slowly, he licked her lips in between the small kisses he had been giving her before, before pushing his tongue forward. She opened her mouth a little bit to accommodate him, both out of curiosity and just because he had taken the lead.

The instant his tongue tasted hers, he closed the distance. His lips clamped onto hers and his tongue went deeper into her mouth. His hand, still resting on her shoulder in a gentle touch to try and calm her down, became a little more aggressive and fondled her whole arm as he continued tonguing her. He could feel her lean muscles, proof of her career of crimefighting. She was still tensing up during this makeout session, but when he reached down to her hand, he held onto it gently. He teased her fingers with his, prompting her to unconsiously return that touch.

Then he pulled back. The kiss was broken with a loud pop, and there were several small strands of spit between their lips. Her tongue was hanging out a little limply, but she was so spellbound she didn’t even realize it. He smiled at her, licking his lips to savor her sweet taste. When she didn’t respond, he immediately turned back around without a word.

The driver was smirking at him through the rear view mirror. The passenger returned his grin and nodded in satisfaction. He was amused at Kim’s face too, could see her expression in his peripheral vision. Usually the ladies they picked up were a lot more slutty and promiscuous than this one, but they knew how to unwind girls like these too. But what really got them smiling was knowing that unbeknownst to her, there was a hidden camera installed just below the rear view mirror, designed to capture every racy moment in the back seat.

Normally they were more out and open with their intentions with the female passengers who got on board, but then there were those times you had to reel in the prey slowly.

She caught how ridiculous her face looked, and looked away from him, again adopting her normal face. She slowly looked down out of embarrassment, but she was still making small glances back at him. She had crossed her legs and was fidgeting a bit. Both men noticed this change in her behavior, and in particular were paying attention to the several inches of thigh she had exposed after adopting that position. She started nervously shaking her legs.

Her paramour sitting right next to her thought she looked too adorable doing that, he was a leg man through and through, and the boner growing in his pants was getting so big that he had to hide it under his own legs. Finally when she fully looked back up at him, he immediately said, “You want more?”