Chapter 6: Morning Fun

Sunlight streamed into the bedroom from a gap in Eddie’s curtains. The light was pushing Andie towards waking. Suddenly, she jerked as his alarm started buzzing. Eddie started to reach over to shut off the noise but Andie was lying in front of him.

Apologizing, he climbed over her far enough to reach the alarm and stop it.

“I’m so sorry. It’s a workday and we are supposed to be at the yard at 7:30. You should go back to sleep.”

“Not a chance, not only are you up on top of me, but your wonderful hard cock is poking my belly. Wanna fuck?”

“Of course I do, but I can’t! Fucking shit! I have to shower and get to work quickly.”

“But your erection tells me, you want to stay.”

“More than anything. But it’s ‘morning wood,’ it’s caused by my needing to pee.”

“In that case, let’s get in your super shower and pee together. I want to see you hose me down.”

“You are my dream woman. I don’t deserve you.”

“The hell you don’t. Let’s go before I explode in a little yellow cloud. And you shouldn’t be late.”

In the shower, he set the overhead spray to a light warm misting while she sat on the seat.

“Here it comes!”

He sprayed up and down her torso, splashing over her tits and wetting her pubic hair thoroughly. Then she surprised him by grabbing his cock and stuffing it into her mouth for the last few ounces of piss.

As often happens, at the end of his stream a loud post-urinal fart announced that he was done.

Andie grinned then ordered him to help her up so she was standing on the sturdy bench. When he crouched down slightly, she let loose into his upturned face. He allowed the stream to overflow his mouth and flow down his neck and chest.

Then, her mouth turned into an “o” of surprise, and the pressure she used to expel her piss caused a fart, and a brown splat on the wall behind her.

“Oops! Sorry.”

He ignored it, and clamped his lips over her clit for a quick congratulatory sucking, before helping her back down. Then she surprised him again by pushing him down on the seat and sitting directly into his lap, parking his prick into the slimy brown crevice of her ass and rubbing up and down.

His head was spinning. He completely forgot about being late as her ass was giving him friction something like a tit-fuck. She imitated a TV commerical.

“But wait, there’s more!”

Her asshole opened again, and a handful of semi-solid waste sprayed out onto his balls. Then, she destroyed him by rising up and slipping his coated cock into her ass. The only thing he could do was reach forward and grab hold of her breasts. He held his hands steady as her body rose and fell, feeling the weight rising and falling while she ground her ass into his shit-coated lap.

He wasn’t going to last under these conditions (his first time in her ass). When he came inside her and she climbed off, winded, the runoff from her gaping hole was a caramel-colored mixture running down her thighs.

She turned and faced him, hands on hips.

“So, what do you think?”

“I think I’m in love. Will you marry me?”

Her eyes twinkling, she leaned forward and put her hand on the side of his face.

“Not today, precious boy. But ask me again sometime and I might say yes. Now, let’s get you out of here on time and with less of my decorations on you.”

Andie ramped up the overhead flow from misty to rainstorm, and took pains with the soap to get him squeaky clean.

He flew out of the house a few minutes later after a quick kiss and a “see you tonight.”

Still naked, she returned to the bathroom and made sure the shower was nice and clean. Then, she put on yesterday’s outfit and drove to her apartment for a quick change.

“I’m having trouble focusing. I’ve got Eddie’s records spread out on my desk, but I keep imagining Eddie spread out on my desk, with his big cock standing up like a flagpole. It’s ready for my pussy, for my ass, oh, hell, ready for both. After I suck him. Uh-oh!”

A loud blatting fart rattled her chair followed by her usual grunt. Stuck inside her panties was a period pad, shifted backwards to protect her underwear from moments like this.

“Right now, I’m tempted to put one hand on my nipple and the other on my clit. But I’m too scared to be caught at work. I’m going to leave early and get some clothes from home to keep at Eddie’s.”