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Chapter 3: Tidying Up

Romance Sex Story: Chapter 3: Tidying Up - Eddie works for the public electrical utility. Like all of us, he needs help with his taxes, and meets his accountant. She's beautiful, but has the same problem he has: keeping inside what wants to come out. Out the back. Impulsively, he invites her to his house after work. To the smallest room in his house, actually. By the time they finish in there, they're naked, in lust, and maybe more. Things (and their bowels) move quickly. A shitty little fantasy story.

Caution: This Romance Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa   Consensual   Heterosexual   Fiction   Humor   Workplace   Interracial   White Male   Hispanic Female   Anal Sex   Analingus   Cream Pie   Flatulence   Scatology   Water Sports   Menstrual Play  

In the bathroom together, Andie first unbuttoned his shirt and pushed it over his shoulders. Taking advantage of the moment, she put her lips over and licked each nipple.

“And now...”

He popped the button at the waist of his pants to help her, and they exchanged grins as she found and worked the tab of his zipper down. His underwear surprised her, the cotton pad inside covered and obscured his cock, but the swelling beneath was apparent.

“These are nice, they’re...”

“Depends Underwear, sort of a lightweight and comfortable diaper.”

“Cool. I need to try these myself. OK, I see your shoes are off so let’s have you step out of the pants. Ah, I see. To misquote an old movie line, is that a turd in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”

“Yes, and yes! This is already the best date I’ve ever had, Andie. You’re sure you want to continue?”

“I absolutely do, but can I undress for you first?”

“Oh, please. You’re so beautiful and sexy.”

“You know, it’s been established that you’re full of shit, Eddie. But you keep talking like that and I’ll be forced to fuck your brains out.”

He literally closed his eyes and wavered, “Oh, God, it’s like a dream!”

Andie tilted her head up and kissed him, reassuringly.

“Relax, I’m right here with you. Now that my clothes are off, could I spend the night here with you?”

“If you left me now, I don’t think I could ever get over it. Please stay.”

“If you really want me to. Now let’s see what you have back there for me. Oh, nice. Now how do these come off?”

“There are seams on each side, on my hips; you just rip them apart. They can be a little difficult, I’ll do my right side.”

She struggled with his left side, and then there was a tearing sound matching the opposite side. He clutched the loose ends and maneuvered to dump the shit into the toilet. She opened up the covered wastebasket and the used underwear went inside, then the lid closed.

“Switch around with me, I need to drop by the pool also.”

There they were, she on the toilet, he standing in front of her, and they both listened to the plops and splashes. Andie smiled up at him, then her gaze dropped. Waving in front of her face, his erection swung gently left and right, with a milky drop oozing from the slit. She steadied the root with her hand, and licked his purplish head.

“Ooh, tasty! Let’s go over and get you washed up. Tell me when the water is warm.”

She gestured with her head towards Eddie’s luxurious shower. Built into the side wall was a fold-down metal and wood seat, or bench, opposite a fixture that combined a typical overhead spray and a hand-held wand on a hose.

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