Turtlehead
Copyright© 2024 by Gate Poem
Chapter 2: Chinese Food
Romance Sex Story: Chapter 2: Chinese Food - Eddie works for the public electrical utility. Like all of us, he needs help with his taxes, and meets his accountant. She's beautiful, but has the same problem he has: keeping inside what wants to come out. Out the back. Impulsively, he invites her to his house after work. To the smallest room in his house, actually. By the time they finish in there, they're naked, in lust, and maybe more. Things (and their bowels) move quickly. A shitty little fantasy story.
Caution: This Romance Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Consensual Heterosexual Fiction Humor Workplace Interracial White Male Hispanic Female Anal Sex Analingus Cream Pie Flatulence Scatology Water Sports Menstrual Play
“This is your house? Eddie, I probably shouldn’t say this, but how did you swing this place on your income?”
“It’s inherited. It took me four days to deodorize the place.”
Andie burst out laughing.
“So, this is a hereditary affliction?”
“The inheritance is true, the rest is me playing with you. I have no real idea why I’m stinky, and worse.”
“Worse? I’m afraid to ask.”
“Oh, let’s have dinner first.”
“Alright, you’re the host.”
They managed to get through the meal with a minimum of extra odors. But then, when Eddie stood up to clear the table, he lost control. It wasn’t all that noisy, but suddenly there was a peach-sized lump in his Depends. Andie looked at him, and he knew. He knew that she knew, and now his face was going bright red under the tan.
“I’m sorry, Andie, I’ll be right back.”
She put out her hand onto his arm.
“No, Eddie, I’m going with you. I understand, this is what you meant by ‘worse,’ isn’t it.”
He was staring at the floor.
“I’m sorry, but what did you just say?”
“I’m saying, I’m going into the bathroom with you, I’m going to help you, I’m going to clean you, and then, Eddie, I’m going to take you to bed. Show me how you feel about me. Let’s go.”
“Really?”
“I want you to understand. What comes out of me, what comes out of you, it comes out of everybody. It’s just, for us two, it comes out faster and noisier.
“And if you and I are equally, well, you know, in the same boat (or bowl), let’s be together for all of it. Eddie, let’s go to the bathroom now and wash.”
“As my lady commands.”
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