What began as a simple desire to watch birds from the office window became an arms race between a determined homeowner and a squirrel of supernatural persistence. Along the way: a sword fight, a severed tail, a lesson from Vlad the Impaler, Yankee ingenuity involving a flagpole and a box wrench, and the dawning realization that the squirrel may be winning. M v. R is a comic essay about stubbornness, resourcefulness, and the humbling experience of being outsmarted by something that weighs 18oz.
Genre: Comedy
Tags: True Story, Humor
Sex Contents: No Sex
Posted: Modified:
Size: 5 KB
Word Count: 978
Downloads: 547
Weekly: 11
Votes: 29
Score: 7.00
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