with a knuckle to the forehead to CMSIX, I give you a story of a man rescued by aliens from a collapsed building, rebuilt and left with little more than his skin on a primitive planet to live or die. He has a haversack and that's all.
Revenge is a dish best served at 450,000 SHUs. This is just a tongue-in-cheek tale of a cheating wife and the consequences of her actions. Don't take it seriously, folks. LOL
Mike is still recovering from the heartbreak of divorce. Lonely and living in a very secluded and rural area of Maine, see what happens when a beautiful and lonely woman has car trouble in front of his house one hot sultry summer day.