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Mr. Kot-terrrr's wife Julie finds a love note that seems to indicate that Gabe has been doing the horizontal lambada with a female Sweathog. She resolves to teach both Gabe and the vixen a lesson. But then Vinnie Barbarino and Freddy Washington show up on the fire escape, and Julie switches to plan B. The guys are seeking counseling from Mr. Kotter regarding how to make a better impression on Chrissy, who happens to be Gabe's Sweathog Playmate. A sudden inspiration hits Julie, and she knows how to teach everyone a lesson. Rather than an abstract lecture, Julie gives Vinnie and Freddy hands-on practice. When Arnold Horshack shows up, all her orifices are covered. When Gabe arrives home after "work," Julie has a riddle for him: "If a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush, what's better than a bird in the hand? Give up? A bird in the mouth AND two in the bush!" Gabe doesn't get it. Serves him right!