When Eddie compliments her yet again, June can't help herself
Size: 17 KB (3,298 words)
Genre: Erotica
Sex Contents: Much Sex
Tags: mt/Fa, Consensual, Fan Fiction, Cheating, Oral Sex, Tit-Fucking
Review by Celeste [other reviews by Celeste]
Reviewed:
"Ward, I think you were a little rough on the beaver last night." June Cleaver has made that statement many times in television reruns, but note that this time "the beaver" is not capitalized. As you may have guessed, this story is an irreverent treatment of the old "Leave It to Beaver" series which is in constant syndication on cable TV. "Sorry, June. But when a man feels really special about a woman, even his wife, sometimes he has to express it in ways that are a little decisive." I'll bet he was carrying his pipe and wearing his sweater when he said that! "It's just the right thing to do and I know we all feel better when we do the right thing."
This story alleges that The Beave was named after his father's beaver cleaver. This story makes lots of interesting allegations. And what does this mean? "I've told you boys about eating wieners when you don't know where they've been. Maybe I should go up and give Beaver that lesson."
You can well imagine that Eddie Haskell will have something obsequious to say to June, and I won't go into that here - except to say that June finds it ironic to think of all the times Ward has called Eddie a little prick.
This is an extremely good example of a sexual parody. DO NOT READ THIS AT THE OFFICE COMPUTER, if you are the sort of person who has trouble explaining to your coworkers why you are laughing uproariously. The author does a wonderful job of making the characters stay in character while they do things that are completely out of character. It's enough to make me grant complete forgiveness for the several typographical errors I encountered.
This story ends with a notation: "More will follow if response is good." I assure you - response will be good. A _little_ more will be enjoyable; but I urge this author not to try too much of a good thing. After a few more episodes, I'd like to see him go to work on some of the other popular sitcums.
