2: Thadeus Hamilton : Naked in School by Ol'Mac I never thought the naked in school could ever be like this. This is a really original twist that's really different than what youd expect. Its not just about being nked in school, its about a lot more else besides. whod ever believed there could be so much art and skil in this storey after all these years and after so many grate graet storeys by so many really great writters!!!!
3: My Summer Camp Enema by MajCARDINAL heres a nother grate strry about summer camps. macjardinell must be cumgratulated for writing something so really original. if you like summer, you like camps and you like enemas (and who doesn't!!!) this is the story for you!!
5: Violet's Anal Training by Powerone This is for those people who like the idea of poking your pinky in the brown and dirty. Theres lots of ass and ass-fucking here. You don't have to be a homo to like the idea of fucking someone up the ass and pawerone certainly shows what its like. Its like being fucked up the ass that's what it is!!!
6: I Love My Girlfriend's Daughter's Panties by White Panties who cant have wondered what your girlfriends daughters panties smell like? Even if your girlfriends about 200 pounds and her daughters probly at least twice that. And shes got acne that kind of oozes pus. But i'm sure the panties smell real good and white panting knows how to make the idea of sniffing panties sound really sexy. if only I could get at my girlfriends panties. thatd be something even if id just get a smack round the face and a nite on the sofa (again!!!) for my trubbles!!!!
7: The Senator's New Assets by Pyro Pyro knows what a senator should be like. He should be someone with a big dick, a way with women and who can fuck forever. He should be a real stud. Not like that ass Boehhner who cant even get the Kenyan to see sense and doesn't stand up nearly as good as he ought to what is right. As long as people whove worked hard all there lives but cant work now because of there dibeates and there heart condition and the clap still get there welfare check like the graet veterans who showed the iraqqis what for and shoved it up the Talibums ass, they can cut back all that government money wasted on immigrunts, schools, medicare on the feckless and giving money to all those global warming extremmists. Pyro shows what assests really mean and where to stick them!!!!
8: Passage to India by harry lime Ho Ho!! We know why this storrys called passage to india. Its even got the word ass in it. harry limes a graet writer. I bet he comes from Vienna or somewhere like that. Hes the third man ive read today who knows where to put his Viennese cream|||
9: My First Creampie by LuvsItWet We all remember our fist creampie. Or we should do if we weren't drunk when it happened. My fist time was in Vietnam but it wasn't with a gook. it was graet. Creampie is what its all aboot!! And Luvsitwett knows how to make a story about creampies romantic, moving and really really sexy!!!!!
10: Negro Invasions by Blackzilla Im not sure I can recommend a story with the word negro in it. Isnt it offensive like nigger and dyke and faggot and all those other words. but Blackzillla tells a really graet story about black people and stuff. his names really funny. Its a bit like Godzilla, the Japanese monster, only I guess blackzilla's only a monster in the dick deportment. that is if it not racist to say that about black people!!! Anyway I cant speak. My girlfriend says my dicks nothing like her last boyfriends and he was as white as you can get even if he was Mexican.
11: Shit Happens in Vegas by Anchor ive never been to vegas but ive heard its graet especially if you want to get married. my girlfriends not so keen and anyway if theres shit there like what happens in Ancchors story shed never agree to it. Im not usually keen on shit or scat stories. it all sounds kinky and downright disgusting but anchors told a geat storie and its like hes even been there, I dobt know if he gambled though but I hope hes had better luck than ive had with online poker. that's where shit happens to me!!!!
12: Miley Cyrus Is a Dirty Whore #1 by Lockheart I domt think miley cyrus is a dirty whore but shes been behaving like one. I wouldn't want a daughter of mine to be writhing around like what she does. so I think she really deserves to get fucked about like she does in loghearts story. its not riet for girls whove been on the Disney chanel to act like cheap two bit hoes. a girl whos been such a good example should be like a nun or a saint, unless shes Sarah Pailin and good for the country. if Palin was president we wouldn't have a slimdown we'd have no government at all. and wed be a lott beter off whatever those librals say!!!
13: Tangent by Gina Marie Wylie gina marie wylies done it again with a nother classssic story but this time its a science fiction story. Ginas quite a libral and shes probly a dem even thogh her harts in the riet place and evry time she gets she kicks the librals in the balls for the way they've fucked up America and let in the latino and ayrab immigrnts and let the debt rise so high and fucked it up for hardworking men with a bit of a wasteline and a lot of paertroitizm.
Gina's story tangent really is graet and its got tons of sex in it, even if I think shes a closet lezzy tree-hugging leftie because shes a woman writer who only pretends to be a tea partier!!!!
