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Joe_Bondi_Beach ๐Ÿšซ

Here is a curious adverb. From a short piece in the San Francisco Chronicle reporting the rescue of somebody who fell into the Bay:

Rescue swimmers were not slow to darely plunge into the frigid waters, their efforts coalescing with rescue boats 35 and 1 to carefully execute the operation.

tendertouch ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe_Bondi_Beach

Rescue swimmers were not slow to darely plunge into the frigid waters

I thinking 'daringly' works here. Never heard of 'darely', but who knows...

Bondi Beach ๐Ÿšซ
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@tendertouch

Exactly. Maybe an intern wrote that. ETA: I just noticed that the swimmers' efforts "coalesced" with the rescue boats. Writing that just keeps on giving. /snark

The Outsider ๐Ÿšซ

@Bondi Beach

So, the rescuers were shapeshifters, is what the writer implied?

G-d help us...

irvmull ๐Ÿšซ
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@Bondi Beach

Exactly. Maybe an intern wrote that. ETA: I just noticed that the swimmers' efforts "coalesced" with the rescue boats. Writing that just keeps on giving. /snark

"Merged with the rescue boats" eh?
I think that there is only one time that has (allegedly) happened, see the Philadelphia Experiment.

Sounds painful.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Bondi Beach

I just noticed that the swimmers' efforts "coalesced" with the rescue boats

I rather like that usage - various rescue attempts merging to form a single one.

AJ

Gauthier ๐Ÿšซ
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@tendertouch

I think she meant to replace a misspelled direly by 'were not slow'

If you look her posts up, Eileen has a peculiar habit of half finished or mixed edits.

My guess would be that it's probably the result of change tracking conversion to html done very badly by the SF Chronicle.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@tendertouch

I thinking 'daringly' works here. Never heard of 'darely', but who knows...

You beat me to it by six minutes. But in my defence, I was trying to get google to cough out examples of 'darely' used as an adjective. It actually produced a couple (amongst all the entries for 'dearly' which Google 'knew' I really wanted to see). Both cases appeared to be synonyms of 'daringly' so, although I couldn't find it in any dictionaries, it's not quite a neologism.

AJ

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe_Bondi_Beach

Rescue swimmers were not slow to darely plunge into the frigid waters

Perhaps there wasn't space for 'daringly'.

AJ

The Outsider ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Something I learned in ROTC (and, no, I never served...): "Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance..."

But, sure, let's just make up another nonsensical word to save space...

Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Or "dearly plunge", "decidedly", "bravely/braverly", "demonstratedly", "demonsterally" or even "purposely plunge". Practically anything is better than "darely". Besides, wouldn't "darely" imply "stupidly", since they're so stupid they'd risk death and physical harm by taking unnecessary risks? Which leads us directly to "idiotically" (or "fruitlessly" if they miss their landing entirely).

Comedy ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe_Bondi_Beach

This reads like someone trying to plagiarize by just rewording a sentence from another source.

Grey Wolf ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe_Bondi_Beach

I'm almost tempted to blame it on someone running it through an AI to 'punch things up' - that would fit with 'coalesced' - but AIs are somewhat less likely to come up with something like 'darely'. Google does come up with some hits for 'darely', but a cursory look at them doesn't show anything similar to 'daringly', which means it's unlikely an AI would have been trained on that meaning.

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Bondi Beach ๐Ÿšซ

@Grey Wolf

I'm almost tempted to blame it on someone running it through an AI to 'punch things up'

Or even on their own trying to punch it up. And attempting to interpret motive instead of straight reporting.

REP ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe_Bondi_Beach

I tried to find a definition and nothing popped up. Perhaps it is an oversight by the Chronicle's editing staff.

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Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

Basically, with the continually rising prices of ink, paper and distribution expenses, newspapers have been a dying breed for some time now. So, why waste money on quality control editing when you're losing money hand over fist anyway?

Argon ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe_Bondi_Beach

Probably somebody messing with the language for fun, perhaps after being reprimanded for using bland language.

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Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@Argon

Like using "brazenly"?

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe_Bondi_Beach

Rescue swimmers were not slow to darely plunge into the frigid waters

If the reporter was young enough to still confuse 'b' and 'd' and if the swimmers were from a nudist beach...

AJ

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