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Need some help with exercising - for story.

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I'm doing a little bit of research into exercising and was wondering if there was anyone out there that could lend a hand with something that I'm writing. Basically, it's part of a do over, our hero ends up back in time as the a-typical skinny kid and wants to exercise to stop being skinny. I could've done it as part of the Deus Ex Machina, but, I like him to earn it. If anyone could help me craft a routine for him that over the period of a year could see him become stronger and fitter that would be great!

Fuck you Sony & Microsoft: I want DETAILS

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I'm at home and bored out my fucking skull. I would think that this would be the PRIME time to start setting up details about the next gen' consols. I'm sooooooooo bored. I'd buy one tomorrow, just so I don't have to wait for the Ps4 to keep LOADING all the damn time. *scowl*

The Mandalorian

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Goodness.

796 downloads! That's almost 800 times that single chapter has been downloaded. I'm glad you all enjoyed it. Now that we're in quarantine in England, I may write a sequel to it, who knows.

Quarantine: Oh what a lovely day!

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Well... Quarantie is almost here. Now is a great time to get some writing going.

I hope everyone is keeping safe and let's keep social distancing going, because we don't want to lose any writers here. Let's see some of your Quarantine stories!

Stockpiling and gauging

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Christ...

Amazon are just as bad as those who are stockpiling and if you are one of them, unless you are a prepper. I'm fucking angry at you. British people are disgusting and ridiculous and I'm fucking English.

Went onto Amazon tonight, a box of 30 Cola/Diet is nearly 80 quid!?!?! What the fuck Amazon, not that they care. Jesus Christ what is this world turning into,

 

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