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Fucking British Press

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I hate the British Press, they've basically just forced a Presenter, who was a pivitol part of my childhood, to come out of the closet, or else. I fucking hate them. Phillip Schofield rocked my childhood, sitting up in the mornings and watching him chat to a puppet long before Jeff Dunham (I keel you 😂) did. Someone, somewhere, figured it out and fucking blackmailed him into doing.

What's private is private, who you fuck, bump uglies with in the night is no one's business but you're own. Unless you are hurting kids, then you should be strung up by your balls.

Carry on Phillip, you shall always remain my hero.

The Mandalorian - The Snare

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Okay, I need some help with writing out the second part of this, because I want to do some fighting. If anyone out there is capable of helping me write fight scenes using the Mandalorian. Basically I want to do full on fight with moves, Whistling birds and his iconic flame thrower. Or if any one could point me to a fan fic that has some good stuff in it, that would be real helpful.

The Mandalorian

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Christ...

We're at 655 downloads in three days oO

I never thought it would explode quite like that to be honest. I'm really glad y'all like it. I may, or may not do a sequel, if I do it will be a continuation of James' story into a different idea. I can't go around breaking up the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda, that's sacrilege!

35 votes, average score of 6.27 (not bad!) and 24 people have it in their library.

As always my thanks go to Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni for creating the wonderful series sandbox for me to play and for making the Legends cannon and to NNPDAD, my wonderful editor who has bags of patience.

As always, check out his work and show him some love. Without his effort it would be shite.

Enjoy!

Oh and haha Brexit's happening, as a UK citizen, this is going to be fun. Drop yer socks and grab yer crocs this ride is about to get bumpy!

Trying to find free novel online

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I'm trying to find the exploits of a young don Juan online, text, NOT the movie. Anyone able to help? FYI seen the movie, cheesy as hell but fun!

On the other hand I am enjoying Picard!

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Two episodes in and not bad. I'm enjoying it more, and there's a lot less ranting in it then Doctor Woke.

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