The April Fools Contest is now open for Reading and Voting. Have Fun!
Hide

Dark Apostle: Blog

570 Followers

The Mandalorian

Posted at Updated:
 

Goodness.

796 downloads! That's almost 800 times that single chapter has been downloaded. I'm glad you all enjoyed it. Now that we're in quarantine in England, I may write a sequel to it, who knows.

Quarantine: Oh what a lovely day!

Posted at
 

Well... Quarantie is almost here. Now is a great time to get some writing going.

I hope everyone is keeping safe and let's keep social distancing going, because we don't want to lose any writers here. Let's see some of your Quarantine stories!

Stockpiling and gauging

Posted at
 

Christ...

Amazon are just as bad as those who are stockpiling and if you are one of them, unless you are a prepper. I'm fucking angry at you. British people are disgusting and ridiculous and I'm fucking English.

Went onto Amazon tonight, a box of 30 Cola/Diet is nearly 80 quid!?!?! What the fuck Amazon, not that they care. Jesus Christ what is this world turning into,

In honour of the Witcher

Posted at
 

Something I'm working on, along side Outlander.

"The stories surrounding you are quite something," one of the men said. "Rescued by a woman of all things?"

"Yes," James smiled. "My knight in shining armour."

"If she can be called that," they all rippled with laughter.

"Is it true you were naked?"

"Yes," James nodded. "Naked, tied up and about to be gang raped by a group of men."

"Not a very heroic tale."

James shrugged and took a swig, "At least when I was tied up and about to be gang raped I didn't shit myself."

They all laughed and James raised his goblet.

"Which is all I can hope for you, good lords. At your final breath, a shitless death. But I doubt it."

Fucking virus...

Posted at
 

I'm now pissed off with this, it's hit me finacially and it hurt. It cancelled the sale of my flat and now, I cannot move. Fucking upset. But oh well, life moves on. Glad I don't have it (yet) and hope no one else gets it.

 

WARNING! ADULT CONTENT...

Storiesonline is for adult entertainment only. By accessing this site you declare that you are of legal age and that you agree with our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.


Log In