Dark Apostle: Blog

Well... Quarantie is almost here. Now is a great time to get some writing going.

I hope everyone is keeping safe and let's keep social distancing going, because we don't want to lose any writers here. Let's see some of your Quarantine stories!

Christ...

Amazon are just as bad as those who are stockpiling and if you are one of them, unless you are a prepper. I'm fucking angry at you. British people are disgusting and ridiculous and I'm fucking English.

Went onto Amazon tonight, a box of 30 Cola/Diet is nearly 80 quid!?!?! What the fuck Amazon, not that they care. Jesus Christ what is this world turning into,

Something I'm working on, along side Outlander.

"The stories surrounding you are quite something," one of the men said. "Rescued by a woman of all things?"

"Yes," James smiled. "My knight in shining armour."

"If she can be called that," they all rippled with laughter.

"Is it true you were naked?"

"Yes," James nodded. "Naked, tied up and about to be gang raped by a group of men."

"Not a very heroic tale."

James shrugged and took a swig, "At least when I was tied up and about to be gang raped I didn't shit myself."

They all laughed and James raised his goblet.

"Which is all I can hope for you, good lords. At your final breath, a shitless death. But I doubt it."

I'm now pissed off with this, it's hit me finacially and it hurt. It cancelled the sale of my flat and now, I cannot move. Fucking upset. But oh well, life moves on. Glad I don't have it (yet) and hope no one else gets it.

Outlander is Not forgotten, I'm working on chapter 5 at the moment. Six will be the end of the story. This is possibly, the longest story I've written from start to finish. I'm quite proud of myself on this one.

I'm working on a Nassau story, set in the Golden age of piracy. Outlander but with Pirates, I've got a chap helping me with solving medical issues and I'm very thankful for that.

The Mandalorian seems to be going from strengh to strengh, at almost 800 downloads for one chapter! Very impressive. I didn't think it would do all that well, considering its a fucking Mary Sue story lol.

Well either way, I'm glad you all enjoyed it.

I've got a Stargate one shot in the works, NNPD is patiently editing it for me. This will be a Stargate Universe story that I wrote a while back and a Buffy story I call the Slayers Testement. Yes, Doom inspired, Thy Flesh consumed. If you haven't heard it, check out Doom Eternals sound track, fucking Metal AF.

Now the request!

I'm writing the Nassau story, and I'm doing Pirates. So, what I want are two things. Anyone who can write sword fights, who can help me write these out. I will need someone who can write the moves out so I can insert them into the chapter as and where I need, cause I've got some big battles planned.

The other is anyone who knows the commands that the captains would have given on the pirate ships.

For example, I found this with Black Flag and Pirates of the Carribean!

Haul your wind and hold your water and get me every scrap of duck on the wind.

FYI lastily, Youtube videos are useless to me, I need an actual, fight scene editor who can help me make Nassau fucking epic.

Brace up the yards, ya cockeyed deck apes... dyin' is a day worth livin' for!