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41 Mental Diarrhea: Insomnia Thoughts

Thus spoke the ASIAN WATER MONITOR LIZARD! MOTHERFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Paranormal, Ghost, Violent
Downloads: 625 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 7KB | 1,367 words | Posted: Incomplete and Inactive (Last Activity: )

42 Mommy, There’s a Rudy Giuliani in My Bedroom!!!

"... been lots of politicians out at night, but they’re usually just shaving the fur off of cats or eating out of garbage cans. They’re not usually coming inside your house.” / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Fiction, Humor, Politics
Downloads: 556 | Votes: 35 | Score: 4.68
Size: 6KB | 1,195 words | Posted:

43 Niggas in Wuhan

Sexpats in the FUCKING eye of the storm
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Interracial, White Male, Oriental Female, Masturbation, Prostitution
Downloads: 1155 | Votes: 33 | Score: 5.07
Size: 38KB | 6,852 words | Posted:

44 Oh Shit! I Shot My Teacher!

While reading Richard Bachman, I suddenly had a lightbulb moment...
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Fiction, Crime, Humor, School
Downloads: 1308 | Votes: 60 | Score: 6.45
Size: 11KB | 2,237 words | Posted:

45 Parents Got Pissed on in Times Square

It happened on New Year's Eve. A "whodunit?" dialogue.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: True Story, Humor, Mystery
Downloads: 722 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 3KB | 595 words | Posted:

46 Peeping Tom Gets It on!

Chronicles of a voyeur's crusade for his sister's hot Catholic cunt!
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Incest
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Incest, Brother, Sister, First, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Voyeurism
Downloads: 3645 | Votes: 84 | Score: 6.39
Size: 51KB | 9,860 words | Posted:

47 Racial Slur Tourette's

“My cousin yells random racial slurs, everywhere. In public, crowded places, on buses, subways. It’s a real problem.”
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Fiction, Humor
Downloads: 468 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 5KB | 1,029 words | Posted:

48 The Right Privilege in America

We'd usually just gone there to buy drugs, until...
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: True Story
Tags: True Story, Crime, Humor, Violent
Downloads: 930 | Votes: 44 | Score: 5.54
Size: 11KB | 2,151 words | Posted:

49 Ronald K. Pump Destroys Jarvanka's Pussy!

Ronald WRECKS his delicious daughter's luscious leg trout!
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Incest
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Celebrity, Historical, Humor, Workplace, Cheating, Slut Wife, Incest, Father, Daughter, Oral Sex, Politics
Downloads: 2787 | Votes: 55 | Score: 4.83
Size: 25KB | 4,695 words | Posted:

50 The Russian Snake Charmer

No one knew why or how he came to America. There were rumors that he’d been in the KGB, that he’d escaped from a Russian jail, that he was in a circus, that he was once a journeyman cage fighter, and that as a child Ivan wrestled bear cubs, like Khabib Nurmagomedov. (Although Kentucky Karl said how everyone in Russia “fucking wrestles bears and shit.”)
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Fiction, Humor
Downloads: 662 | Votes: 38 | Score: 6.40
Size: 8KB | 1,472 words | Posted:
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