Uncle Mike: Stories

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right." / (Reviews)

Uncle Mike's stories come to an end with this multi-parter from the soapy prime-time show. Trevor, a teen boy, is surrounded by women -- cousins, aunts and his mother. What could that possibly lead to?

A Star Trek Fan-fiction Story
This one's for every Star Trek fan who ever wondered how the utterly useless Deanna Troi ever managed to keep her job on a starship. As she proves to Captain Picard, there are some talents that have been useful for centuries.

A Star Trek Fan-fiction Story
Lt. Uhura is slightly injured aboard the starship Enterprise, sending her into the tender mercies of Doctor McCoy. With the help of a bit of alien technology, he has his way with her.

A guy watching a "Taxi" rerun falls asleep and wakes up to discover television and reality have had a bit of a run-in. Features Marilu Henner.

Jack, the not-really-gay roommate of two beautiful women, returns home to find one of the girls being assaulted -- or so he thinks. Sexual hijinks follow. Story is every bit as simple-minded as the original series. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 9: "They all laugh and fuck like bunnies in heat.")

Aunt Sandy moves in to take care of her three nephews when their mother dies. The oldest, a 17-year-old, finds it difficult to adjust until her loving attention becomes very, very loving.

In the large Walton clan, Jason and Erin fall somewhere in the middle. So when Jason sees something interesting, he invites Erin to join him. After they see what two horses can do, it's only natural that they try the same thing. A lot. And, eventually, they draw in their older sister, too. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 7: "This is an interesting story about kids having sex with each other on the farm.") / (Reviews)

Julie Kotter is home alone when she accidentally discovers a letter that suggests her husband is having an affair with one of his students. She's pissed and ready for revenge when two of his male students, a dumb white guy and a tall, thin black guy, show up. Inspiration strikes. When a third Sweathog pops in, she finds a way to fit him in, too. (Celeste's score: 10, 10, 10) / (Reviews)

Sexy secretary Jennifer is left in the office alone with a big Russian wolfhound. The dog gets a little nosy. Jennifer doesn't like the idea at first, but she warms up to it. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 8: "Aside from this healthy dose of bestiality, the story also contains humor that runs generally parallel to that in the TV series.") / (Reviews)