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800ibgorrila: Profile

I am a 25 year old high school teacher living in Las Vegas. Right now I am a substitute, but I hope to one day teach English. Maybe someday I'll get something published.

I love video games, the smell of my woman's hair, sunrises, love songs, beautiful girls who don't know how beautiful they are, dogs, people who are generous with their affection, dinner with good friends, and writing.

I hate when my commute to work is filled with commercials and/or radio faces talking at me, frothy hot-tubs, rocks in my sandals, hypochondriacs, when I'm wrong because the bible says so, awards and ceremonies, and people who wait to see the movie. Also, I am allergic to fabric-softener.