Hello! I am the 800ibgorrila and you've walked face first into my SOL profile. While you are here, please take the time to read my writings or leave me some feedback. I am new to writing erotic fiction so I deeply appreciate constructive criticism.
As for my name, I acquired it a few years ago when I was posting on message boards. I would come into a conversation and explore every aspect of the topic from top to bottom in one massive post. Many people were annoyed because I had covered every angle of the issue so completely that there was nothing left to talk about. One angry poster wrote, "Goddammit, you're like a frigging 800ib gorilla." The name stuck.
And thanks to all of you who have so graciously informed me that my name is spelled incorrectly. However, I don't think I will be changing it. I think it adds a certain flair to my otherwise perfectly honed exterior.
"Sorry Mommy, your poopsies are toast!"