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“Capnolognia” (smoking fetishism) is delved into from a personal perspective. Sexual hi-jinks in the form of out-of-control fantasies abound as you are guided—from adolescence to adulthood—through the mind of a fastidious fetishist. (And, it's illustrated!) Read this through a “Thurber-esque” lens. Yes, think of “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.” Only, picture Walter as Alexander from “Portnoy’s Complaint.” Apologies to Thurber and Roth—I'm not comparing myself to either.