Shut Up and Drive!

It's not often that I write in the third person; but here goes for a short tale that's been kicking around for a while now. A version of it has been available elsewhere for sometime. However, it would appear that I am no longer satisfied of writing very short stories and having read this through again; maybe I want to know more about these characters myself.

Okay this the forth incarnation of this yarn but it only has cosmetic changes from the original posting. The most drastic being that Estelle's maiden name has been changed to Warender. I thank the guys for their assistance in preparing the original version of this tale for posting.

Colloquial clarification: in "American" the word 'fanny' refers to a persons posterior; in the "English English" it refers to female genitalia. Bint and Sort: used to refer to an unknown young female.