How to Be a Super Villain (Without Even Trying)
Copyright© 2014 by wcoyote
Prologue
Humor Sex Story: Prologue - Eugene M. Jones didn't want to be a Super Villain. But things seem to be leaning that way. Watch his journey as he has sex with minions, other Super Villains and maybe a Super Heroine or two. Warning - lots of cartoony violence, underage sex, underage gambling, S&M, BDSM and other illegal acts. (Well he is a Super Villain.) Please take a few seconds to read the Prologue.
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa mt/ft mt/Fa Fa/Fa Romantic TransGender Superhero BDSM Spanking Rough Humiliation Sadistic Group Sex Harem Polygamy/Polyamory Body Modification
This is a work of fiction. None of these characters or places exist or in some cases are even possible. I own all rights to this work. Do not attempt to reenact anything in the book as you will die.
I have made every attempt to use correct grammar and spelling. If you notice any errors and send a polite email, I will correct it. If it bugs you too much, READ SOMTHING ELSE. If you really can't stand to read works with small errors, here's a thought. GO TO AMAZON OR BOOKS A MILLION AND BUY SOMETHING. Those authors get paid. I don't (well, not yet anyway).
There is one part several chapters in where they steal a bunch of barrels of money. The purists are going to point out that my volume calculations are off. I don't care, it would not be nearly as dramatic. If you don't like it, BUGGER OFF.
There is already one session of hard core S and M in the book. No one dies or is permanently hurt. If it offends you, skip it or read something else. I was in a bit of a mood when I wrote the first one. I don't think the others will be as rough. And I am sure that someone will email me and say it was too tame.
For those of you that read the story and enjoy it, thank you. If I was sure that no one else enjoyed these little stories I would quit posting. I would still try to write and get better just not post. But I feel like it is giving back to the authors whose stories I enjoy reading so much on SOL.
Polite emails will be answered as time permits (I unfortunately have a real job that takes up way too much of my time). What I consider impolite or too negative emails will be ignored.