Chapter 38

I’d only been alone and mucking about for a few minutes, washing my face in the sink and trying to recover from my latest mind-blowing orgasm, when I heard some yelling and screaming coming from downstairs. I immediately thought, Uh-oh, I wonder what kind of trouble the Gruesome Twosome have gotten into, this time?

I figured the problem was Cindy-related. I threw on a T-shirt and bathing suit and went downstairs. Sure enough, I saw Cindy and Ruby arguing out by the pool.

One glance told me what they were arguing about. Cindy and Mindy were lying on adjacent lounge chairs next to the pool, while Michelle stood a few feet away with her arms folded under her F-cups, which gave her jutting torpedoes support that was probably completely unnecessary.

My blonde bombshell daughter was wearing a light blue bikini and dark sunglasses, but I could nonetheless see a surly expression on her face, even though I was still standing in the house, a good deal away.

All three of them looked great in their various tiny bikinis, but the real spectacle was Ruby, because she was wearing nothing at all! What’s more, she was obviously proud of it, which I could easily see from her regal bearing, as she practically floated across the back patio.

Needless to say, Cindy wasn’t too happy with that. Voices were raised, and arms were flying about in angry gesticulation as mother and daughter went at it, while Michelle and Mindy mostly just watched and tried not to get drawn in.

I opened up the screen door leading to the pool and approached the fight, hoping I could help in some way.

Ruby saw me as I drew near, and her face lit up. “He’s here! Dan, help me! Mom is being SOOOO totally unreasonable.”

Cindy covered her eyes with one hand in embarrassment, as Ruby came to me and embraced me in a tight, and certainly not very chaste, hug.

I guessed Cindy was shocked enough to see Ruby walking around naked, but she was doubly bothered to see her hugging me while naked without even the slightest hint of shame or embarrassment.

Deliberately playing slow on the uptake, I asked, “What’s going on? No, don’t tell me. If I could hazard a guess, Ruby, you’re probably not making your mother very happy with your, shall we say, unrepentantly brazen nakedness.”

I didn’t get any further though, because Ruby not only hugged me, she kissed me on the lips too. I tried to resist, but I suppose I didn’t really try that hard. This was bad. I vividly remembered French kissing Cindy last night for a good five minutes. My plan was to build on that, since Mindy seemed okay with it. I couldn’t afford to alienate Cindy by being too overly physical with Ruby.

That was the thinking, but the reality was that a nude and eager Ruby was utterly irresistible! Soon, the two of us were blatantly necking. Her lips felt so good that I kind of forgot about Cindy and the nakedness problem. My penis had been flaccid, but it fully engorged in seconds.

Ruby refrained from actually touching my boner, but that was about the only restraint she had as she rubbed her big tits and hands all over me. She even slipped her hands into the back of my bathing suit so she was clutching bare ass. That caused the usual Pavlovian reaction in me and I found myself clutching her bare ass too, except there was no bathing suit on her to hide that from Cindy’s eyes.

I probably would have done better, but nobody said anything to snap me out of my erotic bliss. Mindy, Cindy, and Michelle just gawked in total silence.

Finally, after about a minute, Cindy muttered, “Ruby, please!”

Upon hearing that, I managed to separate my lips from Ruby’s, although she still clung to me for dear life in a tight hug. I wasn’t much better, since I continued to caress her firm ass cheeks.

The next time I looked at Cindy, she had her hand off her eyes. I couldn’t tell where she was looking though, due to the dark sunglasses she was wearing. I hoped she hadn’t noticed how my erection was lewdly tenting my bathing suit when I’d been walking over. Luckily, that wasn’t a problem at the moment since Ruby’s body was pressed so tightly against mine.

Cindy said, “Ruby, have you embarrassed me enough? While you’re at it, why don’t the two of you just - hump?! Right there!”

Ruby’s eyes sparkled. “Dan, you should listen to Mom. She’s got some good suggestions!” She giggled, and wiggled her hard nipples deeper into my skin.

I walked closer to Cindy, with a buck naked Ruby still clinging to me - I pretty much had to carry her, lifting her by her ass cheeks in order to do it. “Sorry, Cindy. I can’t really control her; she’s almost as willful as Michelle is. I certainly didn’t expect her to come out here naked, and I certainly don’t approve.”

“Don’t tell me you’re one of THEM!” Ruby complained to me. “Why can’t I? Mom, Dan is my man and I love him! I’m also proud of my body. I’ve exercised hard for this body for years so he’d desire me, and I want him to see it! I want him to get hard and hot looking at me! You’re just too prudish to understand.”

She tried to lovingly stroke my upper chest, but since her boobs were flattened over most of it, she stroked her way down my sides instead.

“Ruby,” I growled warningly, “there’s no need to put your mother down. I’m sure Cindy is a very sexual woman while also being a very decent one. But you, you have to have some limits.” Realizing that my hands were still on Ruby’s luscious ass cheeks, I pulled them away and tried to keep them in the air.

Ruby complained, “Why? Everybody here knows about us. I just graduated from high school. I’m eighteen. I’m an adult. I can do what I want! Everybody here has seen me naked, lots of times. Mom, you see me naked all the time.”

Cindy replied, “True, but that’s when you’re at home, sunbathing in the backyard. Not here!”

“What’s wrong with here? The neighbors can’t possibly see in or really hear what’s happening, since we’re at the top of the hill. This is a GREAT house with lots of privacy! Mom, you’ve sunbathed here topless with Mindy lots of times. You’re a hypocrite!”

Wait, what? She had? That’s news to me. Why am I always the last one to learn anything?

Cindy said, “Yeah, but that was when Dan wasn’t even home! I’d never strut around topless with HIM around, much less bottomless!”

“Well, get used to it, Mom. I’m not gonna let you get in the way of me pleasing MY man! I’m gonna walk around naked if I want, and more!” Ruby hinted what “more” was by grabbing the bulge in my crotch.

I know, I should have helped the situation by going flaccid, but how could I, with her smell and touch invading all my senses?

I quickly pulled away and out of reach, since I knew that Ruby might not even stop with that. “Come on, Red, you’re making your mother upset.”

She pulled right back in to me, but at least she didn’t bring her hand back to my crotch. She grinned. “‘Red!’ I love it when you call me that. Please call me that more often.”

Cindy pleaded to Ruby, “Can’t you at least meet me halfway? Put on some bikini bottoms, at least. It’s the fact that you’re flashing your bare you-know-what that really gets me. It’s bad enough you’re flashing that scandalously cheeky round butt of yours everywhere, but on top of that you’re shaved too!”

Ruby responded, “That’s not meeting halfway. I’ll make you a deal. If you take your top off, I’ll put some bottoms on.”

Cindy turned to me and stared in shock. She reflexively covered her chest with her arms, as if she was already topless.

Mindy said, as if the suggestion were perfectly reasonable, “You know, Cindy, that’s really not a bad deal. Going topless these days is no biggie. You’ve done it before here, as she pointed out. I’ll take my top off too, if that’ll help you feel more at ease.”

“I will too!” Michelle added, already reaching to untie her tiny green bikini top.

“No you won’t!” I said quickly. “Michelle, stay out of this, please.”

That earned me a mutinous look from my excessively busty blonde daughter, but at least she had the good sense to back down (for the moment, anyway).

Mindy was adding, to Cindy, “I know you’d feel awkward in front of Dan, but given the things we were talking about and the things you agreed to before the girls showed up, not to mention the kissing that went on last night, would it really-”

Ruby, nuzzling her nose into my neck, interrupted, “What kind of things were you talking about? What agreement?”

Cindy turned her head away in embarrassment. “That’s none of your business!”

Pulling away from me, Ruby put her fists on her hips and struck a defiant pose, heedless of her nudity. “Mom, Dan is my MAN! I love him and he knows it. You can either accept that and be a cool mom, or you and Mindy can go back to our house to talk. We have a fine pool. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen!”

I was surprised when Cindy said, somewhat contritely, “No, I’ll be cool. I’m not exactly happy about it, but I suppose I’ll just have to accept that my daughter is a wild hellion who refuses to listen to me. I guess I have no choice but to try and meet you halfway.”

“Cool! Hug!” Ruby rushed towards her mother with her arms outstretched.

Cindy got up from her lounge chair and opened her arms as well. She obviously wasn’t ecstatic about hugging her daughter when she was naked, but she was trying hard to be a “cool mom.”

During the hug, Ruby positioned herself so that she was facing me while all I could see of Cindy was her backside. Ruby’s hands hung loosely over her mother’s back. She winked at me, then she pointed a finger towards her mother’s ass and gave a thumbs-up sign in my direction. She mouthed the words, “Tap that ass!” and then winked at me again.

Damn! She seems downright eager for me to have sex with her mother! Thinking about it, I realized that made some sense. If Cindy was physically involved with me, then she couldn’t stop Ruby from doing the same. Ruby would benefit in many ways, and she clearly didn’t have a problem sharing me with her loved ones.

But Ruby wasn’t done with her mischief. Pretending to grip her mother tighter, she actually began untying the knot holding up Cindy’s bikini top.

When the hug ended, Ruby pulled the bikini top off with her, and then started running into the house. She yelled as she went, “Thanks, Mom! I’ll go put on half of my bikini!” (She was such a tease that even then she ran slowly, knowing I’d be watching. Then once she reached the house, she struck a sexy pose bending over, and blew me a kiss.)

I just shook my head in disbelief. Like Michelle, lately it seemed that Ruby was living to tease and pose, and generally drive me wild.

That left Cindy standing there topless. She didn’t realize it at first, but then she must have felt a breeze across her nipples, because she looked down at her chest with sudden surprise. “Oh no! That little ... hellion!”

Mindy joked, “‘Hellion’ works, but at times like this I prefer ‘Satan’s Hell Spawn’ for the two of them.”

I was busy checking Cindy out. I had a nice few seconds of an unimpeded view before her arms came up and tried to cover up as much as they could.

The thing that struck me was how similar Cindy’s breasts were to Ruby’s. True, they were a little bit smaller and sagged a bit more, but they were almost the exact same shape: nearly perfectly round, very full, and exactly symmetrical on their lower halves. Her nipples appeared to be slightly bigger than Ruby’s, but they were close to the same shade of pink. They probably naturally would have been the exact shade, except that Ruby’s nipples were slightly darker from of all the nude sunbathing she and Michelle had been doing.

Cindy sat back down on her lounge chair with her arms still covering her chest. In fact, she pulled her legs up to her chest as well, practically curling into a ball. (She might have thought this would cover her up more, but it actually allowed me to see the shape of her pussy pressing against her bikini bottoms.) “I can’t believe my daughter did that to me! Does she have no shame?!”

I saw that Mindy had taken her top off too, although Cindy hadn’t noticed that yet. My naughty wife winked at me and wiggled her newly exposed rack while she waved her top in the air. Apparently, she was in a teasing mood too.

Mindy said, “That was pretty sneaky, but in a way, she did you a favor. That was going to have to come off anyway, and that took the issue out of your hands. Literally.”

Cindy muttered, “Not you too.” She briefly put a hand over her eyes, more for dramatic effect than anything.

Michelle looked at Cindy, then at Mindy, and finally at me. Cindy was staring with embarrassment into the water of the pool, leaving Michelle free to stare at me pleadingly while bouncing lightly up and down. What even that little bit of motion did to her breasts was more than enough to make me aware of the lack of extra space in my shorts. As if I didn’t know what she wanted already, she started to pull the straps of her bikini top off her shoulders.

But I glared at her, shook my head no, and wagged a finger at her for emphasis.

Somewhat miraculously, she backed down and pulled her bikini top back up. Not that it really made that much difference, given how tiny her bikini was in the first place. Like the last one I’d seen her in, it apparently had been made from little more than postage stamps that were valiantly fighting a losing battle to conceal the aureole of her nipples ... and precious little else. Even then, I could easily see the shape of her erect nips, since they were outlined in what little fabric covered them.

I marveled that there are few greater pleasures than seeing a beautiful woman in a skimpy bikini on a bright sunny day - even if said woman is your daughter.

But things slowly calmed down. Ruby came back out wearing a red-colored thong bikini bottom, that for all intents and purposes didn’t exist if you looked at her from her backside. But that apparently mollified Cindy just enough. Still, that tight piece of string simply vanished into the crack of her ass, never to be seen again until the fabric widened out over her bald pussy.

Let’s just say there was no chance of my erection going down anytime soon. Ruby even made a point of walking past me a few times, just to be sure I got a good view of her muscular butt working that thong like a piece of dental floss between her undulating cheeks.

Then Ruby cheekily suggested, “Mom, where are your manners?”

Cindy looked at her suspiciously. “What do you mean?”

“Aren’t you going to give Dan a hello kiss?”

“Definitely NOT! He’s YOUR ... boyfriend. Or whatever you call it.” She blushed.

Ruby said, “I don’t mind at all. After all, you necked with him for a good five minutes last night.”

Cindy’s blush deepened. “That ... was a mistake!”

I played along, first by taking the high road. “Ruby, please, leave her alone. She’s having enough trouble with your topless deal.” Then I lowered the boom. “Although ... I feel kind of hurt to hear that last night’s kiss was a mistake. I didn’t think it was a mistake.”

Mindy rubbed Cindy’s back comfortingly. “Uh-oh! Cindy, now you’ve stepped in it. You don’t want to leave him offended. The only way you can fix this is with another kiss.”

Cindy’s embarrassment was increasing by the second. “I can’t! Not when I’m topless like this! Please!”

Mindy said, “I’ve got a suggestion. Why don’t you stand up and lean way forward, with your hands covering your naughty bits. He can lean forward and the two of you can have a brief peck on the lips without any touching otherwise. You could do at least that much to show there are no hard feelings, can’t you?”

Cindy was torn. “I ... I can’t! Standing up?! Like this?!”

Ruby said, “Mom, you can’t stay all curled up and covered up for the whole time you’re here. Are you going to be cool or are you a fuddy duddy.”

Cindy shot back, “I’m NOT a fuddy duddy!”

“Then prove it!” Ruby challenged. “One kiss. And stop worrying about being topless. You’ve got a beautiful body AND a big, impressive rack. Be proud of yourself!”

Mindy chimed in, “She’s right. You exercise fanatically, and for what, to stay hidden in your house like a hermit? Live life! Give Dan a kiss!”

Cindy grumped, “Okay, FINE!” She abruptly stood up. She still carefully kept her hands over her nipples though. She leaned forward slightly and puckered her lips. “Quick, Dan, before I chicken out!”

I acted fast and got in position in front of her. I also leaned forward slightly to make sure she wouldn’t freak out with bodily contact. But I didn’t want just a quick peck on the lips. I put my hands behind her head and kept her head in place. Then I planted my lips on hers.

Cindy tried to keep her lips closed. But, to my great delight, that resolve didn’t last. After a few seconds her lips parted and we began to swap spit. We maintained our rather awkward pose, but I could feel her passion rising and rising as our tongues dueled.

I could tell that I was making good progress seducing her when she apparently forgot about her topless problem and brought her hands to the back of my head.

We kissed for a good minute like that until something spooked her, or maybe she just remembered where she was and who was watching. She suddenly pulled her head back and covered her mouth in dismay. “Oh my God! I didn’t mean to do that!” Then she remembered her topless condition and quickly covered up with both hands. Seconds later, she was back in her seat with another red blush spreading across her face.

The others all clapped and cheered. I noticed Michelle joining in, but otherwise remaining silent and unobtrusive. I was glad about that, since her very presence in a sexual situation might bring up incest issues in Cindy’s mind.

Ruby said, “Mom, I’m so proud of you! You just proved to me that you’re no fuddy duddy at all. You’re way cool!” Then she surprised me and everyone else by boldly pulling her mother back up out of her chair to give her a big hug.

This only embarrassed Cindy more, since she had to be well aware of the fact that their bikini bottoms were the only clothes they were wearing at all. Furthermore, it was inevitable that their ample racks pressed up against each other.

Cindy was so overwhelmed that she even muttered, “Oh my God! What is happening?!” But she didn’t break the hug.

As the hug kept going, Cindy seemed to be thinking about the kiss we’d just shared. She closed her eyes tightly and said, “Dan, Mindy, I’m so sorry! I don’t know what came over me!”

Mindy pretended to be clueless. “What’s the problem? I like it when you kiss my husband like that. It shows we’re all good friends.”

I said, “I don’t mind at all, either. In fact, I like this whole ‘hello kiss’ idea. We should make that a tradition.”

Cindy moaned helplessly. “Oh God!”

I decided we’d pushed her far enough for now. I gathered it would be wise for me to put some distance between myself and Cindy, so she could get used to going topless around me. So with Ruby still hugging Cindy and telling her how she didn’t have a problem with the kiss either, I took a few steps towards the pool and jumped in it.

Then I swam some laps. It was refreshing to exercise after just sitting up in bed for much of the morning. I thrilled from head to toe as I vividly recalled what the Gruesome Twosome had done to me all that time I’d been in bed. Life was great!

The next time I peeked at the others, I saw that Mindy and Cindy had gone back to their talking and tanning. I was pleased that Cindy wasn’t attempting to cover her breasts.

Swimming laps also gave my penis a much needed break, as long as I was swimming and not looking up to where Mindy and Cindy were sitting. I also had to force myself not to think of the fact that I had a “date” to fuck Ruby’s tits soon. I wondered what Cindy would think if she knew I was going to do that later. Of course she wouldn’t have been happy about it, but she seemed to have accepted that Ruby and I were sexually involved and there was no way for her to stop that.

Ironically, given how hard Ruby had fought for her right to be naked outside, the Gruesome Twosome soon went back inside. It seemed likely to me that they wanted to give Cindy and Mindy a chance to talk in private, and there wasn’t much chance to tease me if I was swimming.