Chapter 22

With my hot pole throbbing between Sue Ellen’s sliding fingers, I said, “Let’s completely change the topic, to something more family appropriate. Nicky, I noticed you kept saying ‘we.’ Who’s that exactly?”

She seemed to relax at the change of topic. Maybe all this “geography” stuff was making her uncomfortable too. “Kara and Kendall, of course. I know I talked to you about them already. Sue Ellen, I’m not sure if you know about them, but they’re these really nice and friendly sisters from Australia. I call them the ‘Aussie twins’ because they look and even act like identical twins, although they were born a year apart. We became best pals in like five minutes. They’ve made my vacation special, because I’d probably revert to my introverted ways on my own, but they force me to push myself to be more outgoing just to keep up with them.”

She went on, with maybe a hint of hesitation, “Then there’s Matt.”

I hesitated, and tried not to frown. “Aaaah. Matt.” My heart sank just from being reminded about him. Of course, that was in a relative sense, since Sue Ellen’s secret handjob kept me flying high regardless.

Sue Ellen asked cluelessly, “Who’s Matt?”

Nicky explained, “He’s this guy I met out here that I’m kind of sweet on right now. He’s very charming and handsome, but a bit fake, kind of like a TV show host or something. I know not to become too serious with him, especially since I’m sure I’ll never see him again after my vacation is over. Still, he’s a fun guy to spend time with. I insisted he should come with us, which was a bit of a controversial decision, since we didn’t have much room in the car and it was otherwise all girls.”

I wanted to move the discussion away from Matt already. I asked, “Oh? Who else was there?”

“These two other pretty girls, Dora and Brittany. I think I mentioned them to you before, but only briefly. They’re nice, but I haven’t clicked with them like I have with the Aussie Twins. They’re more their friends than they are my friends. The Aussies are beautiful, outgoing, and fun, so they pick up a gaggle of friends wherever they go. I’m consider myself lucky that I somehow fell into their orbit. Daddy, I totally want you to meet them.”

“Um, that’s kind of impossible,” I pointed out, while wondering why she’d called me “Daddy” just then. “I’m over here and you’re over there.”

I wasn’t doing my best thinking, due to Sue Ellen’s constant secret handjob. Plus, I was still wondering if she actually was “totally naked” or not. And Jane never really left my thoughts either. Ugh!

Nicky replied, “Not in person, silly! I mean in one of these video chats. Pleeeaaase?! It would mean a lot to me. I’ve told them a lot about you, and they’re dying to see if you live up to the hype. And you’ll understand my vacation way better if you get to see what they’re like. I spend nearly all my time with them.”

I asked, “‘Hype?’ What hype?”

Nicky looked abashed. “Did I say ‘hype?’ Shoot. I guess I’ve sort of praised you a lot. I’m proud of you!”

“As you should be,” Sue Ellen said, suddenly radiating pride for me too. “Nicky, your father is a great man. I don’t mean history-books great, I mean it in a more personal way. He’s so full of love and care, for one. Loving him is as easy as sliding off a greasy log backwards!”

Nicky laughed, setting off another tit-quake. “How easy is that? I’ve only ever slid off a greasy log forwards.”

Sue Ellen knew she was being gently teased about her colorful expression, but she didn’t mind. “VERY easy, trust me. But don’t talk to me about sliding forwards and backwards on big ol’ greasy logs while I’m sittin’ here on Dan’s lap wearing my unmentionables. I’ll get too excited!”

Nicky laughed. “Oh my! Sue Ellen, you’re soooo naughty! I love it! And what are you wearing?!”

Sue Ellen looked down to one of her high heels, since that was all she was “wearing.” She quipped, “I can’t mention them!”

Nicky laughed some more, along with the rest of us. “Gosh, you two are such fun! ... Although, ... I thought you were buck naked? I hope he’s not doing naughty things to you just out of my view!” Despite those words, her tone of voice made it sound more like she was being encouraging instead of discouraging.

‘I AM!” Sue Ellen said. “However, I still have my high heels on. They make me feel soooo sexy, walking around in nothing but high heels for my handsome, wonderful man.” Although she was facing forward, she briefly twisted back towards my face and gave me a loving smile. Then, sitting forward again, she told Nicky, “Unfortunately, he is NOT taking advantage! I’m totally bummed! That just shows how much he loves you. He thinks it would be weird and inappropriate, I’m sure. But the second this chat is over ... Oh BOY! Watch out!”

It was true I was keeping my hands to myself. I could have easily played with Sue Ellen’s ass in particular without any danger of Nicky seeing at all, but I worried that if I got started, that would just make my sexy Cupcake more aroused and reckless, and the whole thing would soon spiral out of control until there was no way Nicky wouldn’t notice what was happening to my dick.

So, just to be on the safe side, I wrapped both hands around Sue Ellen’s waist, now that she seemed settled in this new position, to have continual visual evidence that at least I was behaving. I had to be careful not to make sure my hands slipped up or down though. Her entire body was a sexual minefield, and even her taut tummy felt fantastic.

Sue Ellen purred contentedly and cuddled her back into me more, apparently happy that my hands were finally at least doing something to her body. Then she got the topic back on track. “But seriously, Nicky, your dad is the absolute BEST! Men like him are scarce as hen’s teeth. And that’s not even counting his ‘greasy log.’ I thought I was in love with a guy or two before I met your wonderful, hunky dad, but that was nothing! Great big empty nothing burgers!”

Nicky smiled widely at Sue Ellen’s overwhelming enthusiasm. “I know. I can see it in your eyes when you look at him. That’s sweet.”

There was a slight pause, making me worry my daughter might hear the sound of Sue Ellen’s sliding fingers. It looked like Nicky was about to say something cheeky, but she changed her mind. “Anyway, we had six of us in a rental car that’s supposed to only fit five. That didn’t work out too well, but we had a great time overall.”

I asked her, “What did you wear?”

“Wear? I certainly didn’t dress like this!” She looked down at her bare breasts and laughed. Then, to my amazement, she held her huge orbs from below and pressed them up and out yet again!

Hot damn! Sue Ellen saw that and apparently got even more inspired. She repositioned slightly, so that she was sitting fully on my lap, right in the middle. My boner poked up right between her legs, which was dangerously close to a fucking position. But thankfully she was content to keep it right in front of her pussy mound, then reached down and started jacking me off with both hands!

That was bad! I could handle her one-handed method almost indefinitely, which usually just consisted of her rubbing my sweet spot. But it had worked me up to a dangerously aroused state over time, especially due to her blowjob phase, and now she was using both hands! One hand cradled and fondled my balls, while her other one rubbed on and around my cockhead more aggressively.

I didn’t even want to think how this looked for Nicky. With the way Sue Ellen was sitting right in the middle of my lap, she could be fully impaled on me! Or, with her arms angled down towards her crotch, she could be masturbating. Or what she was actually doing - going wild all over my cock and balls! It was hard to believe we could maintain this pose and not get frisky in some way, even if my sweatpants were still pulled up, which they were not!

Luckily, Nicky seemed totally oblivious, even as she continued to hold her huge tits up and out for no good reason. “Unfortunately, Daddy, I feel totally comfortable with you. If it’s just you, I could even do something like this.” She glanced down at her hands, and even slid her perfect melons against each other a bit.

Mind ... blown!

Yet she continued as if nothing was unusual, “But with Matt there, I get shy. I know that he’s a player, so I get defensive.” With that, she slid her fingers over her nipples, as if she was worried Matt or someone like him could see.

I didn’t mind, because that was a sexy pose too, with her nipples just barely hidden by her fingertips (again).

“Plus, I’m constantly worried about getting a sunburn. I’m working on a tan, but I have to carefully limit how much sun I get each day, even with lots of suntan lotion. So I wore a long-sleeved shirt, khaki pants, and a wide-brimmed hat.”

Sue Ellen commented, “Good idea. You need to cover yourself VERY thoroughly with suntan lotion. That’s important!”

It was very subtle, but I suspected that my naughty Cupcake was trying to further arouse me by making me think of rubbing that lotion all over my innocent, forbidden daughter. And it was working! I was determined not to let it show though, even with my cock and balls getting caressed all over.

I shifted my head slightly in hopes that the lower half of my head was hidden by the top of Sue Ellen’s head right in front. I had to do that to hide the way I was forced to clench my teeth some more. Things were getting dangerously arousing!

Nicky appeared to be oblivious, thank God. She continued, “I know, especially given my fair skin. And I’m glad I did too. Some of the others got sunburned, especially Dora.”

Sue Ellen asked her, “What about your big breasts?”

“What about them?” Nicky looked down at her chest and clutched her tits from below yet again.

I wished she’d stop doing that! It was like she knew that was driving me to distraction!

Sue Ellen clarified, “In addition to looking ginormous and wonderful, I noticed they’re just as tanned as the areas around them.”

“You think?” Still looking down, Nicky ran her hands here and there. Apparently she was checking out her tan, but it looked a lot like she was just sexually caressing herself!

“I’m sure,” Cupcake said. “And yet you’re in Hawaii, out in the sun. And the sun is strong!”

“Ah. I’m being super careful, because I don’t want tan lines. I try to stay covered up, or in the shade, or wear sunscreen with a SPF 1000!” She giggled. “Unless I’m tanning with the Aussie twins on the balcony, in which case I’m comfortable enough with them to wear ... how did you put it? ‘Nothing but a smile.’” She looked back up while still caressing herself, and smiled directly at me.

My heart was doing backflips on a trampoline! Why couldn’t she keep her hands still?! She couldn’t have been more tempting with her big boobs than if she was trying to arouse me on purpose!

Sue Ellen then asked, “How did Matt react with you being covered up for your entire day trip?”

“Oh, he was nice enough. He didn’t complain. The only snag was that he totally had a wandering eye, since he was with a bunch of mostly scantily clad girls, plus me. But I didn’t give him grief. We haven’t even kissed yet, so I don’t have any hold on him.”

“But still, it’s bad form, if he’s trying to impress you.” Sue Ellen asked her, “So are you going to break up with him?”

Nicky finally dropped her hands back to her sides.

I definitely had mixed feelings about that. But I was determined to at least try to think that was a good thing. I kept my hands on Sue Ellen’s tummy, equally determined to behave.

Nicky answered, “Nah. Like I just said, I’m not really going out with him so far, so that would be putting the cart before the horse. I haven’t had much one-on-one time with him yet, to be honest. But I’m going to keep seeing him and see what happens. As I’ve been saying about this trip, I’m not looking for Mr. Right, I’m looking for Mr. Right Now. Meaning, I need a rebound boyfriend to get over breaking up with Steve and to try to loosen up some more. Matt happens to be in the right place at the right time for me, but I don’t have any illusions about him.”

Sue Ellen frowned severely. “I don’t like the sound of this Matt guy. He sounds dubious. And dangerous! You need to be careful!”

Nicky waved a hand dismissively, causing a wonderful wobble show. “Oh, come on. I exaggerate his faults because I have extremely high standards. He’s a perfectly nice guy, and he’s a real hunk. But I don’t worry much in any case because I’m with the Aussie twins nearly all the time, and they’re always looking out for me. If he does anything they don’t think is cool, then he’s history.”

“GOOD!” Sue Ellen said with surprising passion. Clearly, she felt very protective of Nicky, even though they didn’t know each other that well yet.

I didn’t know how much longer things could go on like this. All might have appeared normal through the webcam, but it was all I could do not to start panting like I’d just been running laps around a racetrack. And it was another strain to maintain a poker face when I wanted to squint and clench my teeth. Sue Ellen’s two-handed fondling felt too great!

I realized, As much as I’m enjoying this video chat, if it ends, I could impale my sweet Cupcake on my cock and get the sexual release I so desperately need. We could fuck like minks without restraint! I’ve been teetering on the orgasmic edge, or close to it, for way too long. All the way back to Jane’s house. I need to cum!

Furthermore, the longer this goes on, the more likely one of us will slip up. This is a totally inappropriate situation. I suppose it’s okay being Nicky’s “guinea pig” and help her get used to being topless, but not with Cupcake’s secret hand work. Not to mention Nicky keeps touching her breasts for one reason or another. Kauai and Oahu! HNNG! Too arousing!

With that in mind, I spoke up to say, “Muffin, this has been great, as always, but don’t you have to get to dinner? What time is it anyway?”

Nicky said, “Nah. As much fun as I have with the Aussie twins and their gang, this is waaaay better! It’s only been half an hour. As long as I finish around seven o’clock, the others won’t mind eating a little late. We talked about it on the way home.”

I did some mental calculations. We started at ten after six, her time. Add half an hour to that, and it’s still twenty more minutes until seven! Normally, I’d be all over chatting with Muffin for as long as possible, but things are getting too hot! Any minute now, I’m going to start playing with Cupcake’s big tits, and there’s no way that’ll go by unnoticed. It’s a wonder it hasn’t happened already. I’m walking on a tightrope!

Then Nicky asked me teasingly, “Why, Daddy, are you getting uncomfortable with Sue Ellen sitting naked on your lap? She’s so fit and beautiful. I would think it’s a very comfy situation!”

I didn’t know how to answer that. What did she suspect? Or what did she know?!

Before I had much of a chance to speak, she asked Sue Ellen with a knowing grin, “Or what about you? Are you getting uncomfortable?”

Sue Ellen immediately replied with her usual lusty enthusiasm, “No, not at all! Although ... I must say ... my seat is quite lumpy! And bumpy!”

Nicky laughed. “I’ll bet it is!”

Sue Ellen laughed too, encouraged by the response. “Speaking of greasy logs, I think someone left one around here. I reckon I’m sittin’ on a gosh-darned redwood tree!”

Both of them yucked it up over that.

I felt obliged to step in. “Okay, girls, enough of that! There will be no more talking of ‘greased logs’ or anything along those lines! Muffin, you’re my daughter! You know we can’t talk about certain things, right? Especially with you dressed like that and Cupcake here dressed like, or uh, not so dressed, er, as she is!”

Nicky just chuckled and waved a hand dismissively. “Dad, Dad, Dad, I love you all up, but you’re way behind the times. As usual. That horse left the barn looooong ago?”

“What do you mean?” I was having a hard time following, since Sue Ellen wasn’t letting up with her two-handed handjob at all. I worried I was starting to sweat in a highly visible manner.

Nicky said, “Sue Ellen, correct me if I’m wrong, but my dad has a big honkin’ erection pretty much 24/7. I would bet a million dollars he has one now. Am I right?”

Sue Ellen gleefully replied, “You are so very, very, VERY right!” She giggled. “I’m not kidding about sitting on a redwood tree. If I didn’t know that he’s so hung up on doing what he thinks is right, it would be out of his sweatpants and in my eager little hands, big time!”

“CUPCAKE!” I gasped. She was getting dangerously close to the truth!

But she just giggled. “What? You know it’s true. You have a wife and two mistresses, and even the three of us working together can’t keep the King down for long!”

Nicky giggled too. “‘The King.’ I love that nickname!”

I was going to be upset that Sue Ellen revealed that, except I remembered that name slipped out when Nicky visited not that many days ago.

Nicky went on, “Look, Dad. We’re not like normal families. Things are just more overtly sexual. I’ve seen your bulge countless thousands of times. Rarely a day went by in the last five years when I was home and I failed to notice the big phallic-shaped lump there. So you have nothing to be ashamed of. That’s just part of life, like seeing that old sofa in the living room.”

“Really?!” I asked.

She rolled her eyes. “Dad, you can be slow on the uptake, to say the least. Really. I just basically assume that your erection is a permanent part of you, like you having hair on your head.”

Sue Ellen giggled gleefully at that. “That is soooooo true! He’s only erect, like, aaaaaall the time! It’s a non-stop strokey, sucky wonderland around here!”

Nicky giggled too. “I can imagine!”

I thought, Noooo! Don’t imagine! That means my innocent angel is picturing Cupcake sucking me off! And maybe wishing she could be doing it herself! BAD! Gaawwwd, and she’s so damn sexy and stacked and all around gorgeous! I’m so horny that I find myself picturing HER lips wrapped around my ... No! I can’t go there!

Nicky calmed down some from her tit-wobbling giggling, though she still had a smile a mile wide. “I’ll admit that I was weirded out by all the sexuality in our family. Not just you and your ever-present oversized ‘banana’, but Mom too.”

Sue Ellen playfully moaned, “Mmmm! Banana!”

I smacked her shoulder, lightly. That only made her giggle unrepentantly.

Nicky looked at us, amused, then carried on, “And Michelle. I guess that’s why I kind of went overboard in the other direction and acted too prim and proper for so long. But look at me now.”

I was looking, believe me! Worse, I still had an image in mind of her looking up at me adoringly with her head in my lap and her lips stretched wide with my cock!

She ran her hands over her breasts again, doing everything but pinch her nipples! “I can be like this and not even worry in the slightest that anything is untoward or wrong. Sure, you’re aroused, but that doesn’t mean anything because you’re ALWAYS that way. What matters is that you’d never say or do anything to me that I didn’t want. Not in a million billion years. You’re the most morally upright man I know! Always!”

Sue Ellen was delighted to hear all that, and didn’t even slow down her sliding fingers. She joked, “And that’s not the only way he’s always upright!”

Nicky laughed heartily. “See? Why try to hide it? Doesn’t it feel better to acknowledge the reality? Then we can at least joke about it.”

Sue Ellen pipped up with an impish grin. “Hey Nicky, did I tell you how much I love ‘banana’ flavor? Creamy banana! So yummy!”

Nicky laughed some more, then said, “With Dad, it’s so long that you have to call it ‘bananananana!’”

Both girls burst into hysterics at that.

I rolled my eyes and tried to act unamused. It was tough, because I was amused, but I didn’t want to encourage flirtatious joking this overt.

Sue Ellen looked triumphant. “I think we have a new nickname for ... well, you know what. His bananananana!”

I took my hands from around Sue Ellen’s waist and covered my face. “I can’t believe we’re talking like this. Ugh!”