Chapter 66: A Peachy Keen Ending

The Peachy Keen books wound up being an annuity going and coming.

While I turned out enough stories to make a hundred movies, the Walters had a knack for picking out the most entertaining stories – the better to make blockbusters. And they made so much money, they did not even bother breaking out the lawyers when an obscure porn studio began doing “parodies” of each movie, loaded with every conceivable porn cliché – except scatology. I did not want my characters – or my actors – shitting on each other.

Sara and her daughter were wonderful additions to our cast – which also benefited from the arrival of some legit Hollywood star power. My own daughter, Georgia, had such a natural kinky steak that one of the porn pros, a young girl named Leslie that Audrey had worked with in the past, stayed with her as a full-time mate. Former Hollywood star Candace and her daughter, as their relationship became more public, also decided to cash in.

And so, just like that, my little piece of the Caribbean became Stacy’s Cay: the world’s largest offshore porn studio. Audrey/Amber, of course, was the star in many things – we even allowed her to perform as the late, great Caitlyn (not by that name, of course).