There was something about her

She was a bitch but I loved her, dark eyes looked at me and my heart melted. I was in the pound, wanting a buddy, I had thought of a dog but this bitch caught my eye ... and then my heart. I didn't know why at time, I sure as hell did later when she let me fuck her...

I'd better explain, I'm an accountant and through sheer good luck, a well paid one despite only being with the firm for two years. That and six months was why I was here.

I had been at the bottom of the heap, doing the ho hum jobs when I noticed one company I was doing the books for was paying a rather large mortgage repayment, I noticed it because I had just finished another client of about the same size.

I was told by a lecturer that a 'good' accountant not only had to get the figures correct, he should try and save the company money as well, so I spent another hour chasing down the cause. The bank was at fault. It was charging to much.

I called my bank and after talking to the loans officer, got the figures I needed. I called the company and was surprised when I got put through to the Main Branch Manager. After I explained how, if they changed banks and got a cheaper loan I could write a lot off as a bad debt, he put me through to the CEO. I explained it all again and was surprised when he asked me, not my boss, to set it up and gave me their lawyers name.

It was times like this that made a boring job fun. I put the books on hold and rang the bank again and asked for an appointment. I think it was because of the earlier discussion ... and the figures involved ... I was given half an hour to get there. The loans officer sounded keen to see me.

After meeting her I was keen to see her ... again. She was mid to late thirty, a bit older than my 25 years but ... very pretty, not stunning beautiful, I liked her immediately and we got down to work. It was like the bank had money to burn... , if you weren't going to default.

She also had fun, there were a couple of innuendos, thing's you could take two ways and when she said she could work a little longer, she didn't have to hurry to an empty house, I got a clue and told her we could keep going. I didn't have to hurry to an empty apartment.

I left the bank feeling happier than I had in a long time and decided to carry on with the books at home. I wanted to show the CEO I was committed. He in turn should tell my boss. I might get a pay rise?

He was, my boss was and a couple of months later, because they were doing so well now that the extra burden had been lifted they got eaten by a bigger fish. I really liked the CEO, he recommended our company and me especially as the new accountant.

I got the pay rise and a boost in my position, I wasn't in with the 'big' boy's yet but had jumped a few others. Quite a few.

I had also meet Susey again, more than a couple of times, she started my next run of luck.

She and I did a bit of talking in between the fun bits, she and I had decided, I was a 'friend with benefits', a fuck buddy. That was one bit of luck, what Susey told me about the banks loan situation was another. They had lots of money and also a lot of houses that weren't money. They needed to change that and the Government was helping. If I could find someone with a good history, no defaults, to stand surety, I had a good chance to buy at the best price.

I had been thinking of buying a house, with all the foreclosures, it was a buyers market. I went house hunting with Susey's help. She had a list of houses, quite a list, I made a list of the thing's I wanted and we knocked more than half out. I also had an idea of where I wanted to live, I also had Google Maps. We went house hunting ... naked and sitting in the middle of her bed. It was fun.

Then it became SHIT HOT FUCKING TE-RRIFIC, I suppose it reminded me of Mom and Dad's place, the place I grew up and had so much fun. I zoomed in ... and stopped breathing. Susey nudged me and waved a sheet of paper in my face, a smile on her's. I looked where her finger was pointing ... and stopped breathing again.

It was a Fuckin Steal ... I looked at the house again as Susey was busy with a calculator. She smiled and shoved that in my face. I deal with figures all day ... I couldn't believe it. I thought Susey had made a mistake if that small number was my monthly payment, throw in utilities... , I could afford it... , with change left over. Susey liked my special thank you.

Dad had stood surety, The lawyer, the same one I had used for the company, signed the papers and the bank Manager himself handed them over to me. He was smiling as well, the bank was doing very well because of me.

And the reason I was at the pound... , the house. I think it was the original house at the end of a drive and the suburbs had caught up with it. It was now at the end of a private lane, houses along the lane didn't worry me, it was the back... , the back edge was a Reserve. About five acres of trees, a stream and some open spaces. Perfect for the dog I had always wanted.

I signed the papers and paid, brought some 'recommended' dog food and headed for the car. The people had said she was trained and was obedient but I was still surprised when she stayed at my 'heel' looking up at me... , Susey Q... , I don't know why but that's what I thought her name would be... , Susey Q. I hoped Susey wouldn't mind. I dumped the food in the boot and opened the door and called her.

She sat there and looked at me, her head slightly cocked. I think she was thinking about this new name and was about to call her again when she jumped in and sat on the front seat. I watched her watching me as I walked to my side, her head tracked me the whole way until I was sitting. I didn't know what the law was regarding dogs in front seats and was about to tell her to get into the back when she stood, licked the side of my face and jumped between the seats to what would become her place in the back.

It was like she knew what I was about to say... , or do. I turned tell tell her what a good dog she was and got another tongue wash... , I swear she was smiling. I wondered what she would think of her new home when she Barked. I looked around, no dogs... , no children... , what...

I had read and still do sometimes, Science Fiction and I knew that was what it was, fiction... , she couldn't... , could she? 'what do you think of your name' I thought to myself...

She barked...

No Fucking Way...

She barked...

OMG! I pulled over. I need to prove this one way or another, it couldn't be a coincidence, 'do you like spam'...

Two bark's

'do you like steak'...

One bark...

'do you pee inside'...

Two bark's

No Fucking Way...

One bark

I turned and looked at her, she was 'smiling', "You understand and one bark is 'yes' and two is 'no', am I right... ?"

One bark and a tongue wash...

I wondered what Susey was going to think of this, she was coming over to check tonight.

One bark

'you want to meet Susey?'

One bark

This was fun and I had a naughty thought, 'you don't mind if we had sex'...

Two bark's

It was louder than the others as well. Again I checked, again the street was empty. What the hell was going on... , I thought about getting home...

One bark

It was hard but I tried not thinking as I drove home and as soon as I turned into the lane Susey Q barked, once. That proved it in my mind, I had just thought... 'home' and she had picked it up. I also thought about Mom and Dad, they had been together so long they often did have to say anything but 'knew' what the other was thinking but I thought that took years of living together...

Two bark's

'empathy'...

Susey Q was silent. I parked and looked, she had her head cocked to the side, "You're not sure? Is that what this is... , if you know you'll bark but this is your 'thinking'"

One bark and another tongue wash, I laughed, "Come on then, lets see your new home". I opened my door and held it thinking she would jump through the seats and get out...

Two barks

I went around to the passengers door as Susey Q got in the front, again watching me all the time. Damn this was going to be fun, I didn't need to 'tell' her I could 'think'. I also needed to 'learn'...

One bark

Shit... , Susey is going to love you...

One bark