House
Copyright© 2012 by Old Man with a Pen
Chapter 16: Eleven
Time Travel Sex Story: Chapter 16: Eleven - On an exploratory road trip to the east coast I found the perfect home in New Hampshire. Now, if I could buy it I'd be happy...If I could find someone to sell it...If I could find out who owns it...and what about the fine red lines surrounding the house when it's foggy? Why do most of the old men look alike and why are the women young, buxom, blond and beautiful. But, most of all, what casts the shadows on the windows?
Caution: This Time Travel Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa mt/ft Consensual Mind Control Drunk/Drugged Magic Science Fiction Time Travel Humor Extra Sensory Perception Space Mystery Spanking Light Bond Orgy Harem First Oral Sex Anal Sex Petting Slow Nudism
My sister ... bless her minuscule brain and burgeoning chest ... dyed her hair blond and immediately became a ditz. It was like someone stuck a finger up her snatch and flicked a switch ... because she sure did ... switch, that is. Before the dye job ... oh ... and pierced ears, she did that too. I have a feeling the stud is on one ear and the clutch ... the part that holds the ear stud in place ... is on the other ear.
"I hope she's not allergic to that much gold stuck through her brain..." My good buddy, Ricky interrupted.
As I was saying, before someone ran over me wearing track spikes and messed up my train of thought...
"TRAIN? You idiot ... your train of thought is a leaky old switch engine, coal car and a caboose."
You did it again!
"What?"
Derailed me.
"What does a racing bike gear changer have to do with your sister of the 32 C's, blond hair, pierced brain and shaved pussy?"
AAARRRGGGHH!
"What?"
When did she get 32C's?
"Damned if I know, you brought it up!"
Didn't.
"Did. Read back ... See, Burgeoning Chest. She was already a 32B ... go look up burgeoning. Dictionary is by the TV."
'Burgeoning: present participle of bur·geon.
Verb: Begin to grow or increase rapidly; flourish: "manufacturers are keen to cash in on the burgeoning demand".' (I don't see where manufacturing has anything to do with my sisters tits.) 'Put forth young shoots; bud.' (She was already budding!)
"So there!" Ricky is a smartass.
Lookit ... if you want to tell this story ... get on with it.
"OK, I will."
I wasn't expecting you to agree.
"David's sister, she of the bounteous boobs and shaved pussy..."
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