A Little Adventure in Time
Copyright© 2012 by Old Man with a Pen
Chapter 3: Over the Hill
Time Travel Sex Story: Chapter 3: Over the Hill - A funny thing happened to me during an archaeological dig. You'll die laughing. But I doubt it. It wasn't funny at the time and I get chills thinking about it. I hope I'm back to stay.
Caution: This Time Travel Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa mt/ft Ma/ft Consensual Heterosexual Time Travel First Oral Sex Anal Sex Voyeurism
I took off Saturday morning when the rest of the crew went to the bar. Archaeologists are a thirsty bunch and the whole crew was over 21. I'd been there, done that, got several bar tee shirts, so I don't need to drink to have fun.
If the truth be known, I'm a loner. I prefer my company. At least if I get arrested it's my fault. The last few days off I'd been sticking pretty much close to camp ... there's bears and rattlesnakes in them thar hills and the boss asked me to stop bringing my pistol. Like I said ... sticking close enough to holler if I need it.
Today I went south over the hill to the next valley. There's never been gold mining in that one so I meandered up the valley floor.
I looked around a lot. Archaeologists suffer from the "grazing cow syndrome." We look at our feet and swing our heads side to side like cows looking for a delightful bit of grass, but we're really looking for evidence of prior occupation in the form of cultural material. It doesn't have to be artifactual debris, it can be the white mans' trash. You might be surprised at the things early settlers throw away, or drop during times of stress. It's junk out of place we look for.
I always carry a few stake flags so I can mark locations. Later I'll get the principal investigator (the guy with the Ph.D.) to come look at what I've found and either tell me I'm a dumb shit or I done good.
He has a tendency to say "Good" rather than "dumb shit" ever since the time I found a perfect obsidian Pelican Lake projectile point in his boot track. Another time, on the same dig, he said, "Hairy, we haven't found anything interesting in a while. Go find me an artifact."
As soon as I took off he started shaking his head and commenting to another of the excavators about the direction I took. I climbed up to the top of the tailing pile, that's where all the sifted junk and big rocks go at the end of the day, bent down, picked up a big rock and held it at my side as I came back to him. He said he wanted an artifact and I should have looked in the pit. I handed him a HUGE perfect grooved stone maul and walked away. I turned back and told him he was a danger to the flies and he should shut his mouth. The other student with him fell down she was laughing so hard!
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