Unlike most contests, this one had a surprising start. It was mid-afternoon at the Lucky Lady Saloon, and two cowboys were discussing the relative merits of the town's two brothels. The brothel owned by Big Ass Sue Butram at the east end of town was extolled by the first cowboy. The second cowboy held the opposite opinion; he was an avowed fan of the brothel owned by Mary "Tits" Maguire, located at the west end of town. The argument grew heated as the two men expounded on the relative virtues of their favorite establishments.
As one might expect, when two virile young men have had too many beers, the argument expanded from the oral to the physical. They started to pound upon each other with vigor and enthusiasm. It wasn't long before the bartender sent his swamper to separate the two argumentative gentlemen. The argument was concluded when the two men were tossed out on their faces into the shit-covered street in front of the saloon.
This argument became a favorite topic of conversation among the men who frequented the Lucky Lady Saloon, and had spread to the other saloons in Hips Junction within two days' time. Needless to say, Big Ass Sue and Tits Maguire heard of this heated discussion very soon after it started. Each of the madams jealously guarded the reputation of her establishment, and was naturally intent upon preserving her reputation as having the finest brothel in Hips Junction.
The rivalry was exacerbated by the fact that the two women were also rivals in love. They both had the hots for a certain gambler named Ace Witherspoon. Ace was a real expert at playing the two women against each other, and, at the same time, having free access to either pussy as the mood struck him. Both women wanted exclusive time with Ace, but he was quite happy with two cunts at his beck and call. Thus, Big Ass Sue and Tits Maguire were constantly at odds with each other.
Ace Witherspoon made a habit of visiting Big Ass Sue on Mondays and Thursdays, and he visited Tits Maguire on Sundays and Wednesdays. He kept Tuesdays open for any other liaison he might manage to promote, and Fridays and Saturdays were reserved for gambling.
Sundays and Wednesdays were special days for Tits Maguire. She began to prepare for Ace's visit that evening by starting with a bath at three o'clock in the afternoon. A large bathtub was brought into her bedroom and filled with water of the proper temperature. She soaked for 20 minutes before thoroughly washing her entire body and hair with a scented soap imported from New Orleans.
When that pleasant job was finished, Tits Maguire called in an especially talented doxy to shave the area around her pussy and ass hole. The woman had a particularly deft touch and had never once nicked Tits Maguire with the straight razor. The same woman helped Tits Maguire to douche and take an enema to make sure she was clean in two of Ace's favorite places. As the last step before getting dressed, Tits Maguire had her employee coat the inside of her rectum with a generous supply of butter. That was to make sure that Ace had no trouble if he decided to ass-fuck her sometime during the evening.
After all of that preparation, Tits Maguire donned her best pair of stockings and high button shoes. She slipped a fuck-me dress over her head and was ready when Ace chose to make his appearance. No more clothes than that were worn in the summertime by any woman, no matter what her class or status, in this part of Texas.
Big Ass Sue followed almost the same procedures on Mondays and Thursdays as she prepared for her expected visit from Ace Witherspoon. The main difference was that Big Ass Sue did not have her pussy shaved. She thought that her bushy pussy hair made her more attractive to men, so she tried to cultivate the growth. Her pussy lips were still visible through the hair, but Big Ass Sue thought that the sight was "cute." Actually, Ace didn't care all that much. All he really wanted was an educated pussy to fuck.
Big Ass Sue's other difference in preparation for Ace's visit was to lube her ass hole very thoroughly with lard. She, too, wanted to make sure that Ace's cock had an easy time making entry if he was interested. Again, Ace had noted the difference in the use of butter and lard by his two paramours, but he didn't really care. His main interest was in not feeling any pain as he jammed his cock into a willing ass hole.
It was an occasion for carefully concealed laughter on the part of the employees when Ace Witherspoon showed up at either brothel. It made no difference whether the madam was Big Ass Sue or Tits Maguire, the woman's reaction was the same. She ran to him and gave him a big hug and the deepest French kiss that she could manage. Following that, she grabbed his hand and nearly ran to her bedroom which was already prepared for their coupling. In both cases, Ace Witherspoon was the only man who could provide either woman with the orgasm she most desperately desired. Their coupling ran well into the night and it was rare, indeed, for them to show themselves in public before noon. Ace Witherspoon was undoubtedly living in hog heaven!
Not only did the two women provide him with all of the sex that he really needed, but they also provided him with money, though neither one realized just how important that money was to him. Ace was a lousy gambler and constantly in debt. He used the excuse of having a run of bad luck to "borrow" money from the women every week. However, he managed to do it in such a way that neither woman realized that she was such an important element to Ace's well-being.
The feud between the two women seemed to grow daily, and Jake Holloway, the owner and bartender of the Lucky Lady Saloon saw a way to make some money from it. He proposed to the two women that they have a contest exclusively between those two principals. Jake was surprised at how readily the two women agreed, but they could not agree on the form of the contest.
Jake racked his brain for a couple of minutes and suggested that the two women have a personal fuck-off. He suggested that each woman fuck as many times as she could with as many men as would volunteer. Actually, none of the three expected that there would be any problems in finding volunteers. The two women agreed, each being certain that she was the better fucker.
They agreed on some rules of the contest:
#1. The contest would take place in public, specifically in the bar room of the Lucky Lady Saloon. Jake Holloway was to be responsible for making the physical arrangements.
#2. There would be three judges to make sure that there was no cheating or other chicanery during the contest. The three judges would be Jake Holloway, Sam Jones, the Mayor of Hips Junction, and Ed Smith, the town marshal. If any of these men refused the job, Jake was to find alternate candidates.
#3. The contest was to run continuously from 4:00 PM on Friday of the week after next until one of the women capitulated, or one of the women was so far ahead that the contest became moot. A five-minute break was to be taken every hour to allow the women to piss or to do any other thing that they found necessary.
#4. A point was to be scored every time the man came. That was the only way that a point could be scored. If there were no other means to determine a winner, the woman with the most points scored after 24 hours was to be declared the winner.
#5. If, at any time, one of the participants fell asleep, then the other participant would immediately be declared the winner.
#6. Any of the women's three sex holes could be used as a legitimate channel for the contest. The woman could accept more than one man at a time at her discretion. That is, she could take three men at one time if she wished by giving a blow job while being fucked in her cunt and her ass hole at the same time. Alternately, she could take two men at once in whichever holes she selected.
#7. Jacking off was not a part of the contest, and no points would be allowed if a man came as a result of that activity.
#8. The ultimate prize for the winner would be that the loser left town. Before she left, she would deed over all of her assets in her brothel to the winner. Furthermore, the loser would never attempt to return to business in any town already occupied by the winner.
Both women signed the paper, and Jake signed as a witness. Obviously, this agreement could never be enforced in court, but that would never be necessary because the pride of the two women would not let them go back on the agreement.
The women decided to go into training for the contest. Normally, neither woman accepted a client as long as she had one of her doxies available; however, both women felt that they needed some practice with three-way penetration. They both thought that this would be the way to rack up points in a hurry, so they both concentrated their training schedule on these three-ways.
Big Ass Sue was at a slight disadvantage when it came to ass fucking because she lived up to her name and did have large ass-cheeks. This made it a little more difficult for a man who was a little short in endowment to penetrate her ass hole far enough to get sufficient satisfaction. Oh, he could reach all right if he could have room to spread her ass-cheeks. However, another man using her cunt could interfere with that. Big Ass Sue decided to hedge her bets by giving the blow job to the short man of the three.
It didn't take long for Big Ass Sue to find three men willing to try something new. She took them to her bedroom and had them stand and wait while she pulled her dress over her head. As it happened, none of them had ever had a chance at Big Ass Sue before, so they were all amazed at the size of her bare ass and her pussy bush. She removed her shoes and unrolled her stockings down her legs, all of the time giving the men quite a sex show. This was deliberate because she wanted them hard as rocks when she started her experimentation.
Once she was naked, she ordered the three men to strip. They were all so excited that that happened in just moments. The men were all hard, so she had the perfect opportunity to compare cock lengths. She decided to take the one with the longest cock in her ass because that was going to be the hardest place to reach.
Big Ass Sue was rather large for a woman of her era. Therefore, she was reluctant to lay her full weight on the man who was going to fuck her. At first, she lay on her side on the bed and had the man with the longest cock coat it with lard and try to push it into her ass hole. That just wasn't going to work! Her wide hips and big ass made her ass hole too high for her sex partner to comfortably reach. She was just going to have to find a different position.
She and her partner got off the bed, and she ordered the man with the next longest prick to lie on his back and to work his cock into her cunt as she assumed the doggie position over him. Once she had him placed properly and his cock penetrating her cunt, she ordered the first man to climb up behind her and push his cock into her ass hole. She had the two men stroke into her a few times to make sure that this was going to work. Aha! Success!
Now that the two men were able to fuck her two lower holes, it was time to line up the man for the blow job. She first tried having him lie down on his back straddling the head of the pussy fucker. That was not an ideal position, but it did work. As an extension to the experiment, she had the third man lie crosswise on the bed as close to the first man's head as he could get. This was no better than the previous position, but she was stuck with one or the other because she could not reach the man's cock if he wasn't that close. Well, now was the time to find out just how well all these acrobatics worked, so she told the two men at her rear to resume fucking, and Big Ass Sue started blowing the third man.
Such was Big Ass Sue's professional ability that she was able to satisfy all three men and they came in a reasonable length of time. Big Ass Sue was not really happy with this arrangement, but she figured she could live with it in order to get the three points it represented. Therefore she proceeded to practice this three-way fucking every moment she had. She was determined to win the contest from Tits Maguire!
Tits Maguire actually had rather skinny ass-cheeks, and she hoped to parlay this advantage into extra points. Nevertheless, she did feel the need for practice, as she had not done three men at a time in many years.
Tits Maguire followed essentially the same route as had Big Ass Sue, except that she found that lying on her side was entirely adequate. Her ass was small enough and her hips were narrow enough so that she could easily accommodate an ass fucker while lying on her side. Likewise, her raised leg gave enough room for the pussy fucker to reach her without straining.
That left the problem of the blow job. Previously, when she had tried this, she'd had the man kneel in front of her mouth and lean close enough for her to get her mouth around his cock. The two fuckers and the blow job recipient all came in a reasonable time, so Tits Maguire was satisfied that this arrangement would work. Now all Tits Maguire had to do was to practice so that she could get the men to come as soon as possible.
Of course, neither madam gave these three-ways away for free. Because of the novelty involved, each man was quite willing to part with four-bits to try a three-way. In fact, several men came back for repeated visits. Thus, the two madams were able to make their expenses while they were in training. The normal price for a fuck at either bordello was two-bits, so the women were making a nice piece of change while they were practicing.
Finally, the big day came! Jake had cleared the rear portion of his bar room and had installed two beds. He had arranged chairs in an arc around the beds for the audience to use. The first row of chairs was reserved for the men who were participating in the contest, but there was still plenty of room for a paying audience. Jake had arranged a table with 3 chairs placed judiciously for the judges.
The male participants were required to remove their boots, because both women did not want to have to contend with spurs. Also, to keep from wasting time, all of the male participants had to remove their pants and set them aside before they were allowed to take their seats in the provided chairs.