Revenge of the Nerd
Copyright© 2010 by RPSuch
Chapter 64
Romantic Sex Story: Chapter 64 - An insanely hot girl is introduced to a nerd who shakes up her life. She has such difficulty dealing with him she has to stoop to sincerity. For the first time in a relationship she is not in control and has to decide if it's worth the risk. (Restatement of the original and continution)
Caution: This Romantic Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Romantic
The first four items on the list were not at issue. Jeff and I would be married. We were both Jewish so there would be a rabbi and a chuppah. Both families and all our friends would be there.
So would half the business community. The guest count was over fifteen hundred and seemed to still be climbing. Who were these people?
Not only would the attire be dress-up, black tie was preferred. And flowers? Anyone with allergies would need to dose up on antihistamines to make it through what was shaping up to be a marathon wedding celebration.
So what was it that was bothering me? My parents helped me identify it.
"Sunny, set up a meeting with my mother."
"What has you so agitated?"
"They've gone absolutely crazy. I can't believe them."
"What did they do, Ashley?"
"You know how we typically give out gifts to the bridemaids?"
"Yes."
"They're planning to give out gifts to everyone who attends."
"What's wrong with that? That actually seems nice."
"You haven't heard what the gifts are."
"I haven't, but I assume you're going to tell me."
"Everyone who attends gets a certificate to open a free checking account at Fine Bank with a two hundred fifty dollar deposit."
Sunny made a sound that sounded like a clipped "ooo."
"That's not all. It gets better. There's also a certificate for a free investment consulting session. You don't have to open an investment account at the bank. They'll still talk to you. And there's more.
"If you do open an investment account the first three trades are free. It's not a wedding; it's a fucking wedding promotion to draw customers to the bank. I'm so angry I want to punch them both in the face and walk out of their lives forever."
"Goodness. I'll call your mother and get back to you."
From Sunny, "Goodness" was an imprecation of the highest order.
Jeff had been at a meeting with Dr. Lloyd when I spoke to my mother.
He saw me when he walked in the door, gave me a small smile and asked, "Should I have something to do for a while?"
"You didn't do anything. I'm so furious."
"Would you like to talk about it?"
Before I answered, he sang, "That's what friends are for."
I didn't give him the chance to sing that I should keep smiling. My hands were in the air, muscles clenched. I yelled, "Aaahhh."
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