Hippopotamus Blowjobs
by Mat Twassel
Copyright© 2026 by Mat Twassel
Flash Sex Story: It's a matter of respect. Illustrated.
Caution: This Flash Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Fiction Oral Sex Illustrated .
Michael woke up and Molly was staring at him. “Did you have a bad dream or something?” she asked him.
“No,” he said. “Not exactly. But it was strange. My eyes opened and I squeezed them shut and there were a lot of pale blue hippopotamuses shaped sort of like animal crackers. It wasn’t a dream—they were in my eyes.”
“That is strange. What were they doing, these pale blue hippo animal crackers?”
“They weren’t exactly animal crackers,” Michael said. “And they weren’t doing anything. They were just there.”
“Squeeze your eyes shut and see if they’re still there,” Molly requested.
Michael squeezed his eyes shut. “Nope. Not there. Nothing there.”
“Maybe you had a taste for animal crackers,” Molly suggested. “Although don’t they all taste the same?”
“They pretty much do,” Michael said. “Though I haven’t had animals crackers in a long time. I used to have them for lunch back in high school. My mom packed my lunch and she’d usually include a bunch of animal crackers. One time at the lunch table I was eating them and this girl in my homeroom, her name was Beth, told me I was disrespecting the animal crackers. She said I wasn’t paying attention to which animal I was eating—I was just gobbling them down.”
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