The Exhibitionist
Copyright© 2009 by aubie56
Chapter 4
Time Travel Sex Story: Chapter 4 - This is the story of exhibition shooter Abe Hofmann and his adventures after he was killed in an accident. He goes time traveling to the 1880s Old West and he has the job of killing as many bad guys as he can find. See what automatic weapons can do in a gunfight! Abe and his friends have fun with his toys, like the portable shower with no pipes. There's a little something for everybody: gunfights, sex, scifi, time travel, you name it.
Caution: This Time Travel Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Heterosexual Science Fiction Time Travel Historical Humor Superhero Safe Sex Oral Sex Violence
My disguise consisted mostly of a change of clothes into something a bit more flamboyant. The belt around my waist was covered with silver conchos and I had red ribbons tied around my legs just above my knees. This seemed to fit with the attire of the local tough guys, and I did not shave that day. All in all, it seemed to be an adequate departure to keep me from being labeled a Gringo without a second glance.
I started visiting cantinas to try to get a line on The Tarantula and maybe picking up an offer of employment. My GPS was a uniform mass of indicators, so I was not able to zero in on a particular site. I was going to have to search the hard way. Even Mexican beer can begin to pall, so I was starting to leave a lot of half empty glasses of beer sitting around, but I thought I was beginning to detect a pattern of activity.
One particular cantina seemed to draw me to it. The level of nefarious activity seemed to peak around it, but I couldn't be certain. I went in and immediately detected an air of menace. I did receive a few stares from some especially tough looking characters, but there was nothing that I could put my finger on. The cantina had one private room with a door that stayed closed except when there was actual traffic through it. Unfortunately, I could never find a position from which I could get even a quick glimpse into the room. I was beginning to feel very frustrated, but my luck was about to change, though not in a good way.
I guess I was too obvious in trying to see into that private room, because two thugs came up to me and suggested that I would be happier visiting a different cantina. I didn't want to make too much of a fuss, so I let myself be "ushered" out of the cantina. The problem was, the thugs thought that they would put a little icing on the cake by throwing me to the ground when we got outside. Even that I would have put up with, but one of them drew his gun as if to punctuate the affair by putting a few holes in my hide.
Now that was too much, and I lost my temper. I drew and put a hole in the head of each of my tormentors before they could shoot me. Unfortunately, the noise brought a number of men pouring out of the cantina, mostly with drawn guns. In a kind of reflex action, I began shooting at those who already had a gun drawn. I knocked off a total of 10 men, and the rest ducked back into the cantina. With two misses, I now was holding two empty guns—not of much value under the circumstances.
I was in a very exposed position, so I grabbed the nearest available horse and got the hell out of town. I went directly to my hotel room and used my special communicator to call for help. Lars came on, immediately. "Yes, Abe, what can I do for you?"
"I've discovered as serious problem. There are times when 12 shots are not enough. Can the R&D people come up with a way so that I will never run out of ammunition, no matter how many shots I fire. I just ran into a case where it was me against around two dozen, and I would now be full of holes if their nerve had not broken before mine did. I know it is a concession to the Saturday afternoon movie, but I need some of those always-loaded guns."
"OK, I'll see what I can do, but please try to stay out of trouble until I can get back to you."
I don't care how many researchers you have to put on the job, I want Hofmann to have his special guns ASAP. And ASAP means tomorrow if you can manage it!
Somebody at headquarters likes me, because I got my replacement guns by the following afternoon. This included my two regular pistols, both my rifles, and the little Derringer with its .410 shotgun shell that I carry as a hide-out gun in my boot. I appreciate the fast service, but I hope they don't expect me to repeat that gunfight of a couple of days ago more often than once a week! Sheesh! I have no idea how it works, magic is good enough for me, but I have been assured that I will never again run out of ammunition. I sure hope that they are right, because, if they are, my two pistols are the equivalent of machine pistols, and we all know what they can do! I resolved to test the new weapons the next day.
I stopped off at my favorite Mexican restaurant for breakfast, and was happy to see that the owner/waiter was back at work. He was equally happy to see me, and I had to stop him from bringing me too much food. Juan Alvera is a nice guy. I hope I am around if he has any more problems.
I crossed the river, this time dressed as a Gringo, and went to that infamous cantina. I figured that they would not recognize me without my disguise, and I was correct. Most of the talk was about the debacle of a couple of days ago and how the situation would have been different if the speaker had been able to get to the front with his gun. I hoped that I did not look too pleased with myself as I listened to the bullshit.
I noticed that there was no activity at the private room when I first arrived, but some character came in and the whole atmosphere changed. He went directly to the private room, and activity in and out of the door really picked up. I hung around a while, but saw that there was nothing to be gained by staying where I was, so I decided to see if I could find another way to learn some of what was going on in that room.
The boss looked like the cigar smoking type, so I figured that there had to be a window opening on to an alley. They would open the window to let out the excess cigar smoke, so I might be able to overhear something if I stood at that window.
I went outside and ambled up the street. I turned the corner and went looking for the alleyway that I knew had to be there. Ah, there it was. I started walking down the alley as if I was looking for something, just in case I was spotted. I got close to the cantina, and I was met by a tough looking thug. "Senor, what are you doing here?" he asked me in the kind of Spanish an Anglo was supposed to understand.
"I need to use the jakes, but I can't find one. Would you be so kind at to point one out to me."
This brought a chuckle from the man, and he pointed to a small shed to my right. I thanked him and started to turn away. When he dropped his guard, I hit him in the throat with the edge of my hand. I am sure that I killed him, I certainly hoped so. I pulled his body into the shadows and went to stand beside the window, but so that I could not be seen from inside.
I listened for some time and came to the conclusion that this was not The Tarantula, but was one of his lieutenants. I never did get an indication of where I could find The Tarantula, but I might be lucky if I followed this lieutenant. With that in mind, I dumped the body of the man I had just killed down the hole in the jakes and left before I could be spotted.
I needed to stake out the cantina and follow the lieutenant after he left the cantina. Hopefully, he would lead me to The Tarantula. I climbed to the roof of the building facing the cantina where I could keep watch. Eventually, I was rewarded after a very boring wait: the lieutenant exited the cantina and climbed into a carriage.
I retrieved my horse and followed the carriage at a discrete distance. We didn't travel far before we came to a very large manor house located outside of town. The property was surrounded by a tall fence that was patrolled both inside and out. This had to be the place! Only a crime lord would be so fearful as to have that much protection around his house. I rode on beyond the house as if I had business elsewhere, but I planned to return as soon as it got dark.
I hurried back to my hotel and asked Lars for a "ninja" suit. While I was in an asking mood, I asked for additional modifications to my pistols. I was gratified when both were delivered within about 30 minutes. It looked like my stock was still riding high at Organization headquarters.
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