My husband Ted spent many years in the Military and a fair bit of time in Germany. He was based at a place called Hohne and the city of Hamburg was less than an hour away. Its a great city, vibrant and several times a year had big events on such as the Dom, a huge fair and an amazing Christmas market. However one other thing that it had in abundance was porn cimemas. Porn is, or was at the time in the late nineties, very open in Germany with prostitution in formal brothels all being legal and so forth. Ted often used to try and get me into a porn cinema when we went but I thought it would be disgusting. I was a little more straight laced regarding sex back then, unlike now.

Anyway one day after a rather boozy lunch I finally caved, after Ted gave it the, “look its a weekday afternoon. It will be quiet and if you hate it we can leave straight away.” Line. So in we went, Ted seemed to know what he was looking for and I would have been naive to think he hadn’t visited these sort of places before. The place was nothing like I imagined, although Ted did tell me that these places came in all shapes, sizes and layout. After the reception there was a choice of two entrances, one led to video booths and play rooms and the other, which we took, led to a fairly large cinema room, dark apart from the light of the movie, a central isle with eight large couches, 4 each side. Ted was right. It was very quiet and we took a seat on the rear couch on one side which had nobody on it. I sat at the end furthest from the aisle and Ted next to me. I had been expecting it to be seedy and smelly but it wasn’t so we settled in and watched the movie. During the movies, each one lasting about fifteen minutes of sex, no story, we had a bit of a kiss and fumble around. Nobody seemed to bother us and then after about forty five minutes we went back to our hotel and had amazing sex.

The day and the sex had been so good that the following day Ted persuaded me to go again. We’d had a few drinks and eaten so it was getting late, however Ted assured me that Hamburg didnt really come to life until after ten in the evening so the cinema should still be quiet. It was but not as quiet as the day before and all of the couches had someone on them, some were even full. There was a lone man sitting on the couch we had sat on the day before and Ted ushered me towards it and to sit in the middle. I wanted to object but obviously didnt want to make a noise and upset the patrons so I sat down about a foot away from the stranger. Ted sat right next to me and I whisperd in his ear, “you swine, ill kill you for this.” He just laughed silently and gave me a kiss. We then leant back to watch the movie.