Chapter 13: Shocking!

When Leslie and Lesa entered the kitchen, Lesa suggested, "How about bacon and waffles?"

"Sounds great to me, just tell me where things are," Leslie replied.

Lesa pulled a couple of chef's aprons out of the broom closet, "Here, we had best protect our tits from popping grease. There's a griddle in the cabinet below the stove and the bacon is in the left-hand drawer in the main section of the refrigerator," Lesa directed. "I'll start mixing up waffle batter."

In short order they had bacon and coffee started, the waffle iron out and heating, and batter ready in a large ceramic bowl. The sounds of sex could periodically be heard from upstairs. Sara's screaming climax got the two's attention. They looked at each other and began giggling like schoolgirls.

Leslie was taking up the bacon as Lesa removed the second waffle to a covered platter when they heard, "Dios Mia!" from the utility room door. Neither had heard the key turning in the backdoor.

"Oh, shit! Now I remember why I didn't want Jake here last night." Lesa smacked herself in the forehead as she turned to the face the new arrival. "Sienta, Consuela. I'm so sorry!"

Consuela started to ask, "Que..." when everyone from upstairs came through the door from the hallway. Sara Johnson stepped through the door with Samantha riding her naked hip and Frankie holding her free hand. Sara Crew's attention was on Sara Johnson, who was teasing Jake about overworking his poor shriveled penis. None of the five noticed Consuela until her outburst of "Madre de Dios, Sarita. Que es estos?"

Jake quickly sidestepped to place the kitchen island between him and Consuela, "Lo siento mucho, senora," he mumbled blushing crimson.

Sara Crews gave Consuela a puzzled look and said, "Hola."

Leslie looked around the room and started laughing as she approached the shocked Nicaraguan matron. "Buenas dia. Me llama es Leslie Owens, y usted?" Leslie told her good morning and introduced herself.

"Consuela Martinez, mucha gusta," Consuela's 'pleased to meet you' was totally automatic.

"Sorry," Lesa said as she returned to Earth and introduced her friends. "This is my housekeeper Consuela Martinez. Consuela, mi amigos Jake Caulfield, Leslie Owens, y Sara Johnson. I forgot she was coming today, guys. I had intended to run everyone out after the pizza was gone last night, but totally forgot about Consuela when things started developing as they did."

"I go, come back later?" Consuela asked in broken English.

"Nonsense," Sara Johnson said. Taking Jake's hand she added, "Jake and I will scoot back upstairs and put on enough clothes to not embarrass anyone and be right back. Shall we bring something back for the two of you?" She asked looking at Leslie and Lesa.

"I have a robe on a hook inside my closet door." Lesa replied.

"My T-shirt and shorts should be lying around the guest room, somewhere." Leslie answered looking accusingly at Jake.

Sara nodded and led the embarrassed and blushing Jake back upstairs.

Consuela met them at the kitchen door when they returned and took the sheets Jake had stripped from the two beds. Sara Johnson passed the requested clothing to Lesa and Leslie who dressed while Consuela was in the laundry room.

Sara Crews continued to laugh as she poured juice for her siblings in the breakfast nook. "It's very entertaining to have a house full of naked people. We need to do this all the time."

"You little brat," Lesa said affectionately and began laughing herself.

When all of the breakfast foods and beverages were distributed, everyone sat down at the table and began discussing various plans for the day as well as the foreseeable future.