After a few months of adventures with our milky MILF couple, Lou and Bev, they asked about adding some friends who would fit in with our sexcapades. As usual, I insisted that “clean and healthy” are our minimum requirements. Adventurous, sexual, and fun make them a shoe-in. They said they had two new-to-swinging friends to meet Sue and me. Lou vouched that the new swingers’ health certificates were current, and they were all clean. I didn’t have to wonder long why that mattered. When they said they wanted to tell them they were coming to a block party on April first and make it an April Fool surprise, I wondered how much that would annoy them.

Bev, my MILKY MILF, cheekily suggested I have cards ready for strip poker. Between the not-so-subtle hints and pushy setup, I didn’t think we’d need cards for long, if at all. She suggested we greet each other with the typical lust we all shared and let the newbs catch up or run off screaming.

Six sharp last Friday, they all arrived for an early start and a long night. Lou introduced Rita and Rutger Rup at the door. When Lou bent Sue over as he greeted her with a long, wet kiss, he also cupped her pussy under her raised skirt. The newbs stared in shock. My turn to have fun with them.

I spun and dipped Bev. Her loose halter top broke open, setting one bountiful, milk-filled, shapely tit and tall, thick nipple, free. She raised one knee, and I spread her shorts to one side. Commando as usual, her exposed pussy blatantly faced the newbs. I stroked her plumping lips, then slid into their glistening gap. If they hadn’t already connected, they now had a front row seat to a beautiful pussy and tit that oozed milk. When I moved to her irresistible milky tit and suckled it, she let her head drop back and freed a deep, lusty moan. If either of the newbs had been closer, I have no doubt she would have felt and licked a pussy or cock. Our guests stood staring at our sexy greeting; Rutgers’s cock pitched a tall tent.

When I broke my breathless kiss, I intended to risk a daring greeting with lovely Rita before shouting APRIL FOOL. They were a handsome couple, and the surprising beauty of the svelte, toned, sexy blonde before me struck me. She wore a short, orange, billowy skirt, and a bright pink, tie-dyed, strapless, oversized blouse that only stayed on by the grace of a pink satin cincture tied snugly under her D-cups, so it clearly and lustily defined and proffered her deep cleavage and unfettered, tempting tits. Though I was briefly lost for words, she said in a teasing, breathy “Hi” as I noticed Rutger hold Sue’s face and prematurely kiss her deeply. Rita looked away from their wet greeting, wrapped her hands behind my neck, and sucked my tongue!

I barely heard Lou say, “See? I told you they’d hit it off right away!” I easily ignored him until Rita was done suckling me. Gasping, heart racing, I leaned back and stared into deep, bright blue eyes that hypnotized me. As my head cleared, my eyes shifted lower and blatantly stared into the deep cleavage displayed.

I noticed that Sue and Rutger had stopped swapping spit just before I noticed my right hand autonomously cupped Rita’s right mammary. She smirked and watched my advance without resistance. My brain registered the dense softness of that honey mound just before my hand found her sternum and my index finger wormed its way under her blouse. ALL eyes were on my daring finger as it explored her cleft, shifted to more of her bare skin, and tried to pull her blouse away from her chest. Sadly, it barely budged, leaving her nipples covered, due to the satin cord. She slid her hand past my abs, onto my slacks, until she found my rapidly swelling bulge. Her eyes locked on mine as she pressed and squeezed my clad cock.

I slowly withdrew my finger and quipped, “I guess the ice is broken. Anyone for strip poker?” We all laughed. Restrictions removed, as they watched closely, I dipped Bev again and arced her toward Lou and Rutger before slipping my hand into her loose halter top and lifting her heavy tit. After squeezing a few milk drops from her large, luxurious sac, we tongue wrestled a moment before I licked away her milk and lightly drew out a few more tasty beads. We moved away from the door and finally closed it.