Chapter 1

What life story I have worth telling started in 1860-61 when the Yankees forced the southern states, one by one, to secede from the Union and then started the War of Northern Aggression. I was a fifteen-year-old country boy; a big, shy, Georgia plowboy with a wanderlust that made it hard for me to stay home on the farm. I had stayed though, because my ma and pa were older and I was all they had. We weren't rich plantation owners; instead we were proud independent farmers scratching out a fair living from the red Georgia clay. We grew corn and raised hogs mostly but pa also made some locally famous corn squeezin' liquor. Ma frowned on the liquor but didn't forbid it as long as pa only sold it. She didn't tolerate drinking in our home. Mama didn't allow unmannered conduct of any kind for that matter. She managed through love and a will of iron to keep civility in our house.

My ma was a gentile and refined woman and my pa was a big gentle man. I was born when my ma was near forty-three years of age. Both my parents said I was a welcomed miracle. I had two older half brothers, Jacob and Joshua; both had married, and were living in houses they built within a quarter mile of my parents' home. My father gave each of my brothers a third of his property to start their own places. Pa's original land grant was for a four hundred and fifty acre tract anchored on the Chattahoochee River near Bartlett's Ferry. Jacob was twelve years older than me and Josh was ten years older.

Both pa's first wife and ma's first husband had died during the cholera epidemic of 1845. Ma had an adopted daughter named Rachael, who was six years older than me. Rachael was married to a brakeman on the Georgia Southern Railroad. Rachael and her husband lived over in Cataula, about ten miles away. They lived in Cataula because the railroad went through there and Rachael's husband could jump on and off the train when it slowed down to cross the Mulberry Creek Bridge. Ma had been a schoolteacher once, so my brothers, Rachael and I received a good education at home.

In the spring of 1861, after helping my pa with spring planting, I snuck away from home to join General Lee's Army. I was spurred to action when the treacherous Federals attacked Virginia to impose their tyranny on the freedom loving people of the Confederacy. It was the first time I'd ever disobeyed my parents on such a grand scale. I couldn't really put into words my feelings about leaving home that early spring morning. On one hand my heart was heavy with the thought of hurting my parents. On the other, my brain was convinced I was doing the right thing.

I decided on joining Lee's Army in Virginia based on a story I'd read about him in the Atlanta Constitution newspaper. Lee was portrayed as a man of honor and the best general in the service of the Confederacy. I had very strong and romantic notions about honor, so I knew immediately that I wanted to serve under someone of his character. Another reason that I went all the way to Virginia was because of my age. I wasn't old enough to enlist and I was scared everyone in Georgia probably knew that.

Since the war I've had Yankees go on and on at me about how the war was fought against the evil of slavery, and I've had them ask me how I could fight for a cause like that. Well I'm here to tell you that I was no advocate of owning slaves. My family didn't have any and no one we knew did either. I fought in the war because the Unionists attacked us and I was defending my country, same as it was during the Revolutionary War I suspect. I do know this: I will go to my grave believing the war was just an excuse for greedy Yankee carpetbaggers to take what was ours. I see the same thing out here in the west with the Red Indians. The same people who were a hollering about the Black Man treat the Red Man worse than any slave. So it goes I guess, and I figure that's why I like mules better than most men.

When I left the farm I was riding Zeke, one of our mules, and I was carrying the old Kentucky rifle my pappy gave me for my last birthday. Zeke was four years old, smart as a whip and he was big as mules go. I had pretty much raised him from a foal. We were a team, Zeke and I; I took care of him and he took care of me. I always had a way with the mules we kept on our farm. I was able to get them to do things that surprised and delighted my father and brothers. I really never saw what all the fuss was about because all I did was show the mules what I wanted and let them figure out how to do it.

I ambled Zeke up the road that ran beside the Chattahoochee River to where the river turned northeast towards Atlanta. The name of the bend in the river was West Point because it was the western most flow of the big river. From West Point the river slowly meandered downstream a little east of due south. Making the inland turn upstream at West Point took me out of Harris County not to return for four long years.

I kept the pace down to about twenty-five miles a day because we had a long trip ahead of us and I wasn't going to wear out Zeke before we arrived in Virginia. I walked Zeke about as much as I rode him. I was a big man even then at six foot - one inch and two hundred pounds, and I had about fifty pounds packed behind Zeke's saddle. It didn't bother me to walk and it was only fair to Zeke, no matter how big and hard working he was.

It took me four days at that pace to reach Atlanta, the first big city I'd ever seen. I was the typical bumpkin, gawking at the sights. Atlanta was like a kicked over anthill because of the war. Soldiers were everywhere, bustling about as the Georgia Capital converted to a war footing. I politely turned down an invitation to join the 3^rd Georgia Volunteer Regiment while I was passing through the city. With the bravado of the young and foolish I said, "I reckon General Lee has a bigger need for a man like me than the Georgia Light Infantry."

From Atlanta I continued northeast traveling to Spartanburg, South Carolina before taking the coastal post road north through North Carolina and on up toward Richmond, Virginia. Zeke and I traveled alone because it was easier to forage for food and I was more welcomed at farms along the way. It was easier for folks to offer hospitality to a lone man than it was to feed a group. I was treated well at every farm at which I stopped. People looked kindly on the fact that I was off to join in the war. No one questioned my assertion that I just turned eighteen because of my size and the mature way in which I spoke. My mother's efforts to make sure my brothers and I were gentlemen, regardless of our circumstances, paid off for me.

I did find a traveling companion just after I crossed the Virginia state line near Emporia, though, whether I wanted one or not. I was walking beside Zeke just after crossing a small stream when I ran up on a man camped under a swamp maple tree cooking a rabbit over a small fire. I nodded hello and started to walk on by.

"Hold on a minute boy. Come share lunch with me. Any man riding a mule is my kind of people," he said, with a sweep of his arm.

I looked in the direction he was gesturing in and saw nine of the finest looking mules I'd ever seen. I walked Zeke over and ground tied him with the other mules then introduced myself to my host. I looked him over as we shook hands. He was a medium sized, grizzled fellow with long black hair tied behind his head by a piece of rawhide. He also had a thick bushy beard. His face above the beard was tanned ruddy by the sun and wind; his eyes were brown and crinkled at the corners. I guessed he was a few years older than my brother Jacob, early thirties, maybe.

"Pleased to meet you Jeb. My name's Colbert, J.C. Colbert; my family was so poor they couldn't afford to give me a real name, so I got initials instead. I am a muleteer and I hail from Texas. I'm heading to Richmond so I can show General Lee how to whomp some Yankees."

And that's how I met the self-proclaimed greatest muleskinner, lover, fighter, gambler and dancer who ever lived. Mr. Colbert was also never without a scheme. Over rabbit and spicy pinto beans, JC made me a part of his latest.

"Jeb, I'm glad a fellow mule man came along today because I need your help. See, I'm a sergeant in the Texas Militia with the duty of becoming a teamster for General Lee. I served with Lee in the 2^nd Cavalry on the Texas frontier and he's the finest man that ever climbed on a horse. Anyway, the problem I have is I need a corporal to help me with the stock, plus with your mule we have the number for needing both a sergeant and a corporal. See, in Texas a sergeant tends six mules and a corporal tends four, while helping the sergeant. Jeb, I want you to be that corporal."

Of course he was tipping the outhouse with me, but as young and impressionable as I was I immediately said yes. I had not even reported to General Lee yet and I was already a corporal. I soon enough learned that 'helping out the sergeant' meant I took care of all the mules while he chased women and gambled.

JC smiled at my eager acceptance and went over to a pack that was sitting on the ground by one of his mules. Out of the pack he pulled a set of corporal stripes and handed them to me.

"By the power vested in me by the great state of Texas I frock you Muleteer Corporal Jeremiah Brock, 71^st Teamster Company, Texas Militia," he solemnly intoned.

It wasn't until after the second battle of Bull Run that I found out JC had been shining me. Of course by then he'd done the same thing so successfully to the general staff of the Army of Northern Virginia that there actually was a Teamster Company and Captain Colbert was its commanding officer. Old JC parlayed a string of mules he claimed he bought (which I began to very much doubt) in Missouri, his service under Lee in Texas and a hayseed Georgia plowboy into his own command. Not only that, he also wrangled it so that we were the company responsible for moving General Lee's headquarters whenever it relocated. JC shared his good fortune by having me appointed the company lieutenant. I received the education of a lifetime at the knee of the biggest cow pie tosser in the country.